The Beak of a Squid
@squidbeaks.bsky.social
Normal guy (he/him)
So grateful to live in your constituency where I have the opportunity to never vote for you ever again
December 5, 2025 at 10:14 AM
So grateful to live in your constituency where I have the opportunity to never vote for you ever again
I guessed the countries right so I'll take a half point thank you
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I guessed the countries right so I'll take a half point thank you
Reposted by The Beak of a Squid
bro jar jars hog would be crazy
August 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
bro jar jars hog would be crazy
I need to speak to that guy too but for different reasons
August 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I need to speak to that guy too but for different reasons
Unless...some of the people involved have the political and/or rake avoidance instincts of Sideshow Bob. Much to consider
July 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Unless...some of the people involved have the political and/or rake avoidance instincts of Sideshow Bob. Much to consider
The one thing you idiot leftists don't understand is that the next great liberal is just waiting in the wings biding his (or her!) time
June 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The one thing you idiot leftists don't understand is that the next great liberal is just waiting in the wings biding his (or her!) time
When I was about 11 me and my auntie queued for half an hour to meet an actor from Take The High Road, a TV show nether of us had seen, and 99% of you have never heard of.
June 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
When I was about 11 me and my auntie queued for half an hour to meet an actor from Take The High Road, a TV show nether of us had seen, and 99% of you have never heard of.
The bitch fllwrs in my garden ate attracting a lot of bitch bees
June 1, 2025 at 10:19 AM
The bitch fllwrs in my garden ate attracting a lot of bitch bees
Blockety block blockety block BLOCKETY BLOCK
May 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Blockety block blockety block BLOCKETY BLOCK
Human ass onion guy. I believe this
May 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Human ass onion guy. I believe this
In a crowded field that is one of the most delusional things I have ever read. Fucking hell
May 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
In a crowded field that is one of the most delusional things I have ever read. Fucking hell
Pic 3 gets the seed
May 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Pic 3 gets the seed
I always forget this album exists and then once every couple of years I stumble on it and it's such a beautiful treat.
May 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I always forget this album exists and then once every couple of years I stumble on it and it's such a beautiful treat.
You've got to be kidding me
May 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You've got to be kidding me
Oh fuck you now I'm going to have to look that up and be infuriated aren't I?
May 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Oh fuck you now I'm going to have to look that up and be infuriated aren't I?
I need to quickly find a massive idiot posting something massively idiotic so I can drop pic 2 in the replies
April 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I need to quickly find a massive idiot posting something massively idiotic so I can drop pic 2 in the replies
From his profile "...23 years experience as a Web developer..."
Ouch
Ouch
April 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
From his profile "...23 years experience as a Web developer..."
Ouch
Ouch
Every town deserves one
April 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Every town deserves one
I know owl man in Nottingham. They must be owl brothers.
April 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I know owl man in Nottingham. They must be owl brothers.
I had no idea he'd gone down a big weird alley. Please report back with your findings.
April 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I had no idea he'd gone down a big weird alley. Please report back with your findings.
I thought I had a superpower until I was about 35 and hooooo boy
April 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I thought I had a superpower until I was about 35 and hooooo boy