The Beak of a Squid
@squidbeaks.bsky.social
Normal guy (he/him)
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bro jar jars hog would be crazy
August 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
bro jar jars hog would be crazy
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
May 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
Lol
Whenever you welcome guests, treat them with kindness, grace and respect. Simple as that.
March 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Lol
COMPUTER: ENHANCE
February 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
COMPUTER: ENHANCE
If we go to DOGE HQ with a lanyard and 3 furious 12 yr olds I think we could do a lot of damage
February 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If we go to DOGE HQ with a lanyard and 3 furious 12 yr olds I think we could do a lot of damage
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For all the doubters, how are these not the same?
January 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
For all the doubters, how are these not the same?
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my neck
my back
my CEO attack
my back
my CEO attack
December 9, 2024 at 7:22 PM
my neck
my back
my CEO attack
my back
my CEO attack
If I was an evil CEO, I'd evade my would-be assassin by simply hiding in my homemade submarine
December 5, 2024 at 10:43 AM
If I was an evil CEO, I'd evade my would-be assassin by simply hiding in my homemade submarine
If you get pardoned by the president you should automatically become the president
December 2, 2024 at 1:13 AM
If you get pardoned by the president you should automatically become the president
Lots of talk about dodgy blocklists recently and I have discovered that I can't find my blocklist subscriptions on my account. Please help me I am old and confused
November 28, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Lots of talk about dodgy blocklists recently and I have discovered that I can't find my blocklist subscriptions on my account. Please help me I am old and confused
Been out in the garden disturbing the cat. She's furious
May 11, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Been out in the garden disturbing the cat. She's furious
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I Don't Think They Should Tell Us About Eclipses Before They Happen They Should Just Spray Paint The Time And Date In Ominous Locations Across The Path Of Totality
April 8, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I Don't Think They Should Tell Us About Eclipses Before They Happen They Should Just Spray Paint The Time And Date In Ominous Locations Across The Path Of Totality
Plans have been had
March 28, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Plans have been had
If you see this, post a bridge. Yes this counts
March 21, 2024 at 10:15 AM
If you see this, post a bridge. Yes this counts
Drop a photo of you that could be an album cover
March 16, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Drop a photo of you that could be an album cover
90s John Carpenter mindset baby
March 16, 2024 at 9:55 PM
90s John Carpenter mindset baby
Not enough cat pics on this app. Sort it.
March 7, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Not enough cat pics on this app. Sort it.
National service but you have to work in a pub for 6 months (not ironic)
March 2, 2024 at 8:41 PM
National service but you have to work in a pub for 6 months (not ironic)
My pal is doing weird market research surveys online and they just asked her how she feels about double decker bus afternoon tea Pomeranian petting events
February 20, 2024 at 8:00 PM
My pal is doing weird market research surveys online and they just asked her how she feels about double decker bus afternoon tea Pomeranian petting events