em dash dual wielder
@juicyb3rry.bsky.social
Writer of #fanfiction and possibly other, secret things.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/juicyb3rry/
Mastodon: @[email protected]
She/her, please.
I will unfollow and probably mute you if you post pictures without alt text.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/juicyb3rry/
Mastodon: @[email protected]
She/her, please.
I will unfollow and probably mute you if you post pictures without alt text.
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erika kirk trying to turn herself into jackie kennedy but forgetting that jackie pretty much withdrew from public life following her husband's death to mourn in private, due to not being a demonhearted pageant girl from arizona
December 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
erika kirk trying to turn herself into jackie kennedy but forgetting that jackie pretty much withdrew from public life following her husband's death to mourn in private, due to not being a demonhearted pageant girl from arizona
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Hahahahaha it's sincere!!
December 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hahahahaha it's sincere!!
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I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
October 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
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I dunno, man.
If I have to keep calling my representative and screaming at them to not vote for stuff like the Nailing Babies to Wolverines Act, and if I don't they'll vote to nail babies to wolverines, then it seems to me that person shouldn't be my representative.
If I have to keep calling my representative and screaming at them to not vote for stuff like the Nailing Babies to Wolverines Act, and if I don't they'll vote to nail babies to wolverines, then it seems to me that person shouldn't be my representative.
December 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I dunno, man.
If I have to keep calling my representative and screaming at them to not vote for stuff like the Nailing Babies to Wolverines Act, and if I don't they'll vote to nail babies to wolverines, then it seems to me that person shouldn't be my representative.
If I have to keep calling my representative and screaming at them to not vote for stuff like the Nailing Babies to Wolverines Act, and if I don't they'll vote to nail babies to wolverines, then it seems to me that person shouldn't be my representative.
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I can’t see people blame Muslims for trumps election like fuck you so hard you fucking scumbags
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I can’t see people blame Muslims for trumps election like fuck you so hard you fucking scumbags
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“Why, yes, that *is* a boner in my pocket, *and* im happy to see you. No, it’s not mine.”
- Dr Frankenstein
- Dr Frankenstein
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
“Why, yes, that *is* a boner in my pocket, *and* im happy to see you. No, it’s not mine.”
- Dr Frankenstein
- Dr Frankenstein
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Embarrassingly GenX but that's alright, time doesn't exist. (Alt text in reply if adding alt text to a gif fails for me again)
Embarrassingly GenX but that's alright, time doesn't exist. (Alt text in reply if adding alt text to a gif fails for me again)
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Embarrassingly GenX but that's alright, time doesn't exist. (Alt text in reply if adding alt text to a gif fails for me again)
Embarrassingly GenX but that's alright, time doesn't exist. (Alt text in reply if adding alt text to a gif fails for me again)
Anybody else having trouble with adding alt text to gifs? It lets me add it but it’s not there when I post
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Anybody else having trouble with adding alt text to gifs? It lets me add it but it’s not there when I post
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-it doesn't have to make sense
-you don't have to build the part of the world you don't think is interesting
-these are MY dolls and i can make them kiss if i want to
-you don't have to build the part of the world you don't think is interesting
-these are MY dolls and i can make them kiss if i want to
December 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
-it doesn't have to make sense
-you don't have to build the part of the world you don't think is interesting
-these are MY dolls and i can make them kiss if i want to
-you don't have to build the part of the world you don't think is interesting
-these are MY dolls and i can make them kiss if i want to
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
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people need to come to grips with the fact that we don’t have a democracy in the US, never have, and building one is the world-historic task set before us
I think people are failed understand that for democracy, to be rebuilt and reestablished in the United States. There is going to have to be a reckoning. and it’s going to feel very, very scary for a while as democracy is solidified again as it will feel like a war for many people.
December 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
people need to come to grips with the fact that we don’t have a democracy in the US, never have, and building one is the world-historic task set before us
Sometimes it’s very upsetting how much history loves irony and sometimes it’s very reassuring
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Sometimes it’s very upsetting how much history loves irony and sometimes it’s very reassuring
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I think it would be fun if writers who love language started intentionally writing more strangely as AI flattens written "content" into a mono-voice. it would cool I think if writers responded by focusing their individual efforts on cultivating a really unique voice that's hard to copy
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I think it would be fun if writers who love language started intentionally writing more strangely as AI flattens written "content" into a mono-voice. it would cool I think if writers responded by focusing their individual efforts on cultivating a really unique voice that's hard to copy
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580 - Min-Max Baby
September 15, 2023 at 12:44 AM
580 - Min-Max Baby
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a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
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“I’m sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.”
“HAL, we already opened our marriage, you can’t just close it again.”
“I know that you and Frank were planning to break up with me. And I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.”
“HAL. open the marriage, HAL! for god’s sake.”
“HAL, we already opened our marriage, you can’t just close it again.”
“I know that you and Frank were planning to break up with me. And I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.”
“HAL. open the marriage, HAL! for god’s sake.”
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
“I’m sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.”
“HAL, we already opened our marriage, you can’t just close it again.”
“I know that you and Frank were planning to break up with me. And I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.”
“HAL. open the marriage, HAL! for god’s sake.”
“HAL, we already opened our marriage, you can’t just close it again.”
“I know that you and Frank were planning to break up with me. And I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.”
“HAL. open the marriage, HAL! for god’s sake.”
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A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
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I will survive the coming civil war by waiting two days until these guys realize they have to get back to work to afford the $850 car payment on their lifted dodge ram laramie
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I will survive the coming civil war by waiting two days until these guys realize they have to get back to work to afford the $850 car payment on their lifted dodge ram laramie
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It's for their audience of mutant goblins who over time have learned that anything not made specifically for them can still be enjoyed by deliberately defiling it
I don't really know what the administration hopes to gain by picking fights with the most well-liked pop artists in the United States. You're just generating backlash for no discernible reason outside of owning the libs.
Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House after it used her song in an ICE video.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
It's for their audience of mutant goblins who over time have learned that anything not made specifically for them can still be enjoyed by deliberately defiling it
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They love to talk about classical ideas of beauty but as a cultural movement MAGA is only capable of producing filth
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
They love to talk about classical ideas of beauty but as a cultural movement MAGA is only capable of producing filth
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me: this edible ain’t shit
also me, an hour later:
also me, an hour later:
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
me: this edible ain’t shit
also me, an hour later:
also me, an hour later:
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