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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · Jan 26

we're almost there

an excerpt from the quoted article from The Onion reading "A butterface gazelle has way more in common with an uggo trout than it does with a sexy, coquettish antelope with haunches that don't quit."

An excerpt from Gilles Deleuze's Spinoza: Practical Philosophy that reads "...there are greater differences between a plow horse and a draft horse and a racehorse than between an ox and a plow horse. This is because the racehorse and the plow horse do not have the same affects nor the same capacity for being affected; the plow horse has affects in common rather with the ox."

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Niamh ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹ ᰔ ❤️‍🔥☩⚓🏳️‍⚧️ @chicktractarian.bsky.social · 1h

The lioness does not concern himself with traditional understandings of gender.

The lioness is considering he/they pronouns.

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 15m

<3 <3 <3,,,

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i'm making mad inroads in the non-binary community

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Fargo sighted

Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 4h

world octopus day AND international lesbian day i should've gotten my wife a gift

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Cephalopods Daily @cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social · 5h

It's #WorldOctopusDay!

While I already have a post for #OCTOtober, here's a bonus of some octopus shitposts from personal collection

"Is it really worth it?" meme. Text says "is it really worth it?" and below it is two pictures. The left picture is a flapjack octopus (Opisthoteuthis sp.), probably Opisthoteuthis californiana. It is a small, adorable orange octopus. It has arms that are all connected with gelatinous webbing. It is big round black eyes with orange pupils, and two adorable fins on its mantle that look like cute little eats. The image on the right is a scoop or mango ice cream, which vaguely has the same shape as the octopus. The octopus is circled with a red circle and a red arrow extends from the circle pointing to the ice cream.

A photo of a Curled Octopus (Eledone cirrhosa) sitting in a tide pool with its head and mantle out of the water. It is surrounded by mussels. Text in a black box says "unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing."

A "live slug reaction" meme, except it is "Live Octopus Reaction" and the image is a low quality image of a glowing sucker octopus (Stauroteuthis syrtensis) Its arms are going out and down with its webbing out. Its fins are tucked in. It is staring at the camera as if you just caught it eating your potato chips at 3 AM.

A blurry photo of a Curled Octopus (Eledone cirrhosa) in a shallow pool on a beach. The octopus is partially out of the water, with its head sticking out and facing forward to the camera. Its arms are spread out. The camera is almost level, slightly from above, so it almost looks like the octopus took the photo, although the photographer's reflection is visible. The beach is brown and muddy. The octopus is orange, with the part out of the water being shiny. A grey, transparent box with white text is going across the image to help make the image look like a Snapchat message. The text says "hey i think you accidentally left me on read haha"

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Erin: Dead and Loving It 🖤💀🖤 @woodaba.bsky.social · 14h

god tried to kill me this morning (gave me a headache) but I survived because I'm just so powerful (stayed in bed and had a little cry)

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 5h

In some ways this is the government now

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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

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kate @boob.quest · 5h

just in case u were curious about whether or not his dosage was actually non-feminizing

before/after bryan johnson photos

his estrogen dosage is very clearly feminizing and you can see how the fat on this face migrated upwards

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 4h

ty trans women for helping make this worth it

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nancy @nancypelosi.bsky.social · Oct 15

charli xcx when i put giant rocket boosters on the earth to make it spin faster: 465 party girl

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Jan o' Lantern🐰🎃 @janet-tzara.neocities.org · 6h

Wishing everyone a very happy Día de los Lesbos

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 6h

🥺🥺🥺

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 7h

imagining men i'm friends with fully shaven hair and beard and giggling

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at times! :P

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crazy how i have these now

mirror selfie of me megan in jeans and a grey sports bra. my boobs they're boobin.

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 8h

ohhh i didn't even think of the shining

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 8h

just like me fr

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 10h

possibly in michigan is a short film so feel free to put like, the lighthouse or evil dead or return of the living dead there, honorable mentions

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Sherry CD-ROM @sherrycdrom.bsky.social · 10h

trans porn makes me really sad bc it's all these gorgeous tgirls calling themselves slurs in the caption and it's like, i know you gotta get your bag, but it's gotta feel like shit to call yourself a ladyboy sissy hrt-femboy dickgirl just for a couple extra clicks

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Sherry CD-ROM @sherrycdrom.bsky.social · 10h

the male gaze is a cancer on our culture

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sereni 🔪 @lottiesfolklore.bsky.social · 12h

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 10h

if i could always have my hair down and a big jacket on, i would be invincible

Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 10h

IT'S FALLLLLL