Michael Carey
@squirkle798.bsky.social
I'm a dying cabbage | “Where's your will to be weird?" -Jim Morrison. Why get a vasectomy when I can just kill myself
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Free Turkey via Wall.
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Free Turkey via Wall.
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Remember to be considerate tonight while trick-or-treating!
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Remember to be considerate tonight while trick-or-treating!
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Trans speedrunners be like "okay we got bad rng on the character creation but if we spam E repeatedly a chest will appear"
October 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Trans speedrunners be like "okay we got bad rng on the character creation but if we spam E repeatedly a chest will appear"
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NO KINGS!!!
This empire belongs to US!!!!
This empire belongs to US!!!!
October 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
NO KINGS!!!
This empire belongs to US!!!!
This empire belongs to US!!!!
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You can only see Pikmin if you’re pure of heart, and you’re only pure of heart if you use the Nintendo Today app
October 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
You can only see Pikmin if you’re pure of heart, and you’re only pure of heart if you use the Nintendo Today app
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The fucking hypocrisy of the Trump administration.
October 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The fucking hypocrisy of the Trump administration.
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EXTRA LIFE 2025 IS LIVE!
Your donations to our children’s hospital forces us to play anything from the N64, GCN, Wii, or Wii U libraries.
Or put your donations toward the roulette to let chaos unfold!
(Spread the word!)
🔴 twitch.tv/stephengeorg
Your donations to our children’s hospital forces us to play anything from the N64, GCN, Wii, or Wii U libraries.
Or put your donations toward the roulette to let chaos unfold!
(Spread the word!)
🔴 twitch.tv/stephengeorg
October 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
EXTRA LIFE 2025 IS LIVE!
Your donations to our children’s hospital forces us to play anything from the N64, GCN, Wii, or Wii U libraries.
Or put your donations toward the roulette to let chaos unfold!
(Spread the word!)
🔴 twitch.tv/stephengeorg
Your donations to our children’s hospital forces us to play anything from the N64, GCN, Wii, or Wii U libraries.
Or put your donations toward the roulette to let chaos unfold!
(Spread the word!)
🔴 twitch.tv/stephengeorg
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This was always the plan.
Project 2025 was Donald Trump's blueprint to seize unchecked power within the federal government and restrict Americans' freedoms. And he is implementing it right in front of our eyes.
Project 2025 was Donald Trump's blueprint to seize unchecked power within the federal government and restrict Americans' freedoms. And he is implementing it right in front of our eyes.
October 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This was always the plan.
Project 2025 was Donald Trump's blueprint to seize unchecked power within the federal government and restrict Americans' freedoms. And he is implementing it right in front of our eyes.
Project 2025 was Donald Trump's blueprint to seize unchecked power within the federal government and restrict Americans' freedoms. And he is implementing it right in front of our eyes.
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Plans for January 1, 2026:
Pester Devon Pritchard for official Mother 3 localization
Pester Devon Pritchard for official Mother 3 localization
Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser will retire on December 31, 2025
Devon Pritchard, currently the Executive Vice President of Revenue, Marketing & Consumer Experience, will become President of NoA effective January 1, 2026
Devon Pritchard, currently the Executive Vice President of Revenue, Marketing & Consumer Experience, will become President of NoA effective January 1, 2026
September 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Plans for January 1, 2026:
Pester Devon Pritchard for official Mother 3 localization
Pester Devon Pritchard for official Mother 3 localization
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The reason a yoyo costs $29 dollars in EarthBound is because of import tarrifs
Every time we go to Five Guys, theyre just a little closer to realizing that $14.00 EarthBound burger.
August 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The reason a yoyo costs $29 dollars in EarthBound is because of import tarrifs
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"moby dick" is how fans shorten the title it's actualy mobile suit richard
August 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
"moby dick" is how fans shorten the title it's actualy mobile suit richard
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He’s ready to order drinks.
August 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
He’s ready to order drinks.
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"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"
yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch
yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch
July 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"
yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch
yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch
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I told him “no more treats tonight” and now he’s being dramatic about it
July 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I told him “no more treats tonight” and now he’s being dramatic about it
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NO!
I forgot to leave out milk and cookies for Paul Revere last night 😔
Happy Independence Day everyone!
I forgot to leave out milk and cookies for Paul Revere last night 😔
Happy Independence Day everyone!
July 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
NO!
I forgot to leave out milk and cookies for Paul Revere last night 😔
Happy Independence Day everyone!
I forgot to leave out milk and cookies for Paul Revere last night 😔
Happy Independence Day everyone!
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Greetings from Panola, Oklahoma; the horniest town on earth
June 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Greetings from Panola, Oklahoma; the horniest town on earth
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ok ok hear me out
cheesemin
cheesemin
June 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
ok ok hear me out
cheesemin
cheesemin
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Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable.
The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Rick Astley
www.youtube.com
May 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable.
The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
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Curious if folks are planning to pick up GTA VI for the PS5, or if you’re waiting for the PS6 re-release, the PS7 remaster, or the Switch 3 version with Mario-themed outfits for the protagonists.
Based on how long GTA V stuck around I’m not sure this post is a joke
Based on how long GTA V stuck around I’m not sure this post is a joke
May 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Curious if folks are planning to pick up GTA VI for the PS5, or if you’re waiting for the PS6 re-release, the PS7 remaster, or the Switch 3 version with Mario-themed outfits for the protagonists.
Based on how long GTA V stuck around I’m not sure this post is a joke
Based on how long GTA V stuck around I’m not sure this post is a joke
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Just checked the calendar… looks like Cinco de Mayo falls on May 5th this year
May 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Just checked the calendar… looks like Cinco de Mayo falls on May 5th this year