Also is NYC more affordable than LA? I’m sure the rent is crazy here too but the food prices aren’t bananas? You can’t get fast food in LA without dropping $25 at least. A fucking non-Costco hot dog is like $12. Here there’s real restaurants offering real food for single digit dollars still

specifically trying to eat things in NYC that I can’t get in LA but my ancestors are calling to me

Phase 1: complete

Phase 2:

I’ve been waiting decades for this. I went on a flavor journey and arrived at the promised land. I heard the true name of God in the snap of its crust, and the beauty of all creation reflected in its pools of oil.

i texted pics of this pizza to all my closest family and friends

Pizza in California is fine when it’s doing its own thing, like bulgogi pizza or bbq basil or some shit like that, but they still can’t do a simple cheese or pepperoni slice right.

hhhnnnnngggghhh

NEW YORK FUCKIN CITY

Finally back on the east coast after 20 years away. Already ordered a proper pizza

ai couldn't understand the reflection so called it wanus

I've wanted to break this down for a bit: Wrote about a big quirk in how Game Awards is structured that makes it tough for small games to compete at a top level. Localization matters! And it creates a tough battle for the Blue Princes and 1000xResists of the world. www.polygon.com/blue-prince-...

I think I am at the cusp of experiencing a catatonic seizure upon the realization that the entire senior administration is literally no more competent than a first year high school policy debate kid who is barely making the junior varsity squad

Rosalina is going to be voiced by Taylor Swift and this site will be unusable for three months

Makoto Yukimura was worried that Vinland Saga's farming arc and "I have no enemies" moment was a gamble that readers wouldn't like. I told him about the J. Cole meme from the Kendrick Lamar and Drake rap beef. This is how he reacted.

Met up with my dad for lunch before I head out and he gave me a bag full of "things you'll need for your trip"

It was just candy and a pack of boxer-briefs

It's*, fuck

I'm pretty sure he took pics of some Hollywood execs when they were all definitely on Epstein island and blackmail is the only explanation for why he keeps getting cast in stuff

t's wild that Disney has always wanted Tron to be one of their big tentpole franchises and then they pinned all that money and all their hopes on the guy who played goddamn Morbius and The Joker Who Shops at Hot Topic

Just means that Red Pikmin is confirmed for Smash Bros. 6: MESSIAH OF VIDEOGAMES (actual title)

So I've figured out what this absolutely, 100% is:

The next video will reveal that the parent was leaving the room to play a round of Super Smash Bros. 6, a game that is more fulfilling than raising a child

The answer to why no one seems to be making new Deus Ex or whatevs is pretty much entirely that: they are, but then some guy with money goes "but that doesn't look like the game that sold well this year!" and shoots it with a shotgun

All the classic Legendary games were pre-venture capital in games

Absolutely my dude

It's super cool that any time I meet somebody else who's into old shit I have to wonder if they actually like Mega Man X for real reasons or if they're just some terminally online weirdo who misses when minorities weren't allowed to move into this neighborhood

Always be cautious about any person or organization or business or anything really that ties into the so-called "retro gaming culture", especially if they don't let you know where they stand. Because if they aren't upfront about it, they'll let you know after they got your money and attention.

Dunno man, seems a little misleading to write an article about Trump describing activity in Portland and Chicago as “insurrection” with a 33 year old photo of a burning donut shop taken in the 1992 LA Riots (sans caption explaining that) as the header on all your posts about it.