Srol
@srol.bsky.social
Journalist, improviser, TTRPG player. Part-time furry
When i find the adult who gave my three nephews a pile of kazoos for Christmas, there will be a reckoning.
December 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
When i find the adult who gave my three nephews a pile of kazoos for Christmas, there will be a reckoning.
I've heard this conversation a dozen times this month.
Person 1: You notice how The Grinch is everywhere this year?
Person 2: Yeah, there must be another movie coming out.
There isn't. The last Grinch media was the NBC musical in 2020. No reason other than the oldest reason in marketing: sex sells
Person 1: You notice how The Grinch is everywhere this year?
Person 2: Yeah, there must be another movie coming out.
There isn't. The last Grinch media was the NBC musical in 2020. No reason other than the oldest reason in marketing: sex sells
December 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I've heard this conversation a dozen times this month.
Person 1: You notice how The Grinch is everywhere this year?
Person 2: Yeah, there must be another movie coming out.
There isn't. The last Grinch media was the NBC musical in 2020. No reason other than the oldest reason in marketing: sex sells
Person 1: You notice how The Grinch is everywhere this year?
Person 2: Yeah, there must be another movie coming out.
There isn't. The last Grinch media was the NBC musical in 2020. No reason other than the oldest reason in marketing: sex sells
Why does this feel like an Evangelion interstitial?
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Why does this feel like an Evangelion interstitial?
Pluribus is the first show in a long time where it feels like everyone is watching it but me.
I know you probably aren't watching it, person-about-to-reply. I'm just talking about the zeitgeist.
I know you probably aren't watching it, person-about-to-reply. I'm just talking about the zeitgeist.
December 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Pluribus is the first show in a long time where it feels like everyone is watching it but me.
I know you probably aren't watching it, person-about-to-reply. I'm just talking about the zeitgeist.
I know you probably aren't watching it, person-about-to-reply. I'm just talking about the zeitgeist.
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They really were the theme of mt boosters today because I also pulled the standard Syril that yassified Kyle Soller so hard he became Chad Karn
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
They really were the theme of mt boosters today because I also pulled the standard Syril that yassified Kyle Soller so hard he became Chad Karn
When you're a protagonist in a fantasy novel and they start talking to you about aspects, you know you're probably a few books into the series. No matter what that word means in your lore, aspects are high-level shit. No one talks about aspects in book one.
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
When you're a protagonist in a fantasy novel and they start talking to you about aspects, you know you're probably a few books into the series. No matter what that word means in your lore, aspects are high-level shit. No one talks about aspects in book one.
Thanks past me, I totally remember what this means I'm supposed to do.
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Thanks past me, I totally remember what this means I'm supposed to do.
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Thinking it's time to stop writing little jokes for people to enjoy and switch to quote posting the worst news you've ever seen while simply saying "damn, that sucks" every time
November 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Thinking it's time to stop writing little jokes for people to enjoy and switch to quote posting the worst news you've ever seen while simply saying "damn, that sucks" every time
Let me tell you something about putting flowers in your beard with nothing holding them up but hairspray and desperate vibes: It will work, so long as you do not move your face in any way, including breathing.
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Let me tell you something about putting flowers in your beard with nothing holding them up but hairspray and desperate vibes: It will work, so long as you do not move your face in any way, including breathing.
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Wednesday Didn't Just Spoil the Ending of Tuesday - It Also Spoiled Monday (3.2 million views, sits in Google Discover for 38 consecutive weeks)
October 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Wednesday Didn't Just Spoil the Ending of Tuesday - It Also Spoiled Monday (3.2 million views, sits in Google Discover for 38 consecutive weeks)
If you're looking to see a good musical in NYC right now, Beau is fun and gay and the tickets are extremely reasonably priced.
October 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If you're looking to see a good musical in NYC right now, Beau is fun and gay and the tickets are extremely reasonably priced.
Ah, Harry Kim and Tom Paris. They've never looked more unlikely to infringe on the likeness of an uncompensated actor.
October 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Ah, Harry Kim and Tom Paris. They've never looked more unlikely to infringe on the likeness of an uncompensated actor.
I was in a startplaying.games Blades in the Dark campaign and we needed to come up with a name for our gang and one of the players said "I asked chat-gpt what are some good names for a gang in a steampunk setting that specializes in stealth and blackmail ..." and my jaw just hit the floor.
October 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I was in a startplaying.games Blades in the Dark campaign and we needed to come up with a name for our gang and one of the players said "I asked chat-gpt what are some good names for a gang in a steampunk setting that specializes in stealth and blackmail ..." and my jaw just hit the floor.
Sometimes in Hades II, you'll get an achievement for something you did, but it doesn't fulfill a prophecy. I can't buy nectar with achievements man throw me a fucking bone no seriously the guy who sells nectar only trades in bones
October 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Sometimes in Hades II, you'll get an achievement for something you did, but it doesn't fulfill a prophecy. I can't buy nectar with achievements man throw me a fucking bone no seriously the guy who sells nectar only trades in bones
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Taylor plagiarized my demo song “My Boyfriend Has a Real Nice Penis”
October 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Taylor plagiarized my demo song “My Boyfriend Has a Real Nice Penis”
They put Gargoyles on TV where I could see it at a formative age and then they have the temerity to act surprised when I turn out bi.
October 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
They put Gargoyles on TV where I could see it at a formative age and then they have the temerity to act surprised when I turn out bi.
There is one truly unskippable cutscene in FFXIV and if you play your cards right, it can look like this.
September 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
There is one truly unskippable cutscene in FFXIV and if you play your cards right, it can look like this.
I mean I haven't seen The Mandalorian since they pulled out that grim Skywalker homunculus at the end of season 2, I'm not coming back now lol
September 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I mean I haven't seen The Mandalorian since they pulled out that grim Skywalker homunculus at the end of season 2, I'm not coming back now lol
"this phone is too thick!" - have never said once
"this phone is too wide" - constant problem since 2016
And yet the phones keep getting wider and thinner.
"this phone is too wide" - constant problem since 2016
And yet the phones keep getting wider and thinner.
September 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"this phone is too thick!" - have never said once
"this phone is too wide" - constant problem since 2016
And yet the phones keep getting wider and thinner.
"this phone is too wide" - constant problem since 2016
And yet the phones keep getting wider and thinner.
Current leading contender for 2025's Lie of the Year is: "I'll go back and finish Blue Prince later."
September 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Current leading contender for 2025's Lie of the Year is: "I'll go back and finish Blue Prince later."
The Les Miserables movie musical makes so many bizarre and strange choices. It's not a good movie, but it's eminently rewatchable because every time I find something inexplicable going on in a scene I did not notice before.
September 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The Les Miserables movie musical makes so many bizarre and strange choices. It's not a good movie, but it's eminently rewatchable because every time I find something inexplicable going on in a scene I did not notice before.
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My face when the crew touches an egg
September 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My face when the crew touches an egg
My current level 100 bard outfit looks like at any moment I'm about to ruin the Ren Faire for fucking everybody
September 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My current level 100 bard outfit looks like at any moment I'm about to ruin the Ren Faire for fucking everybody
Sometimes I just open my retainer's sales records and look at the other player names
September 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Sometimes I just open my retainer's sales records and look at the other player names