Stache
@stacheesq.bsky.social
Lawyer by day. Hockey analytics, history and bird nerd by night. Rescue dog dad 24/7. Likes Arsenal, trivia, cured meats from the motherland, taking photos of birds, Oxford commas, and pizza from that place out east.
Ok, I actually really enjoyed last night’s SNL. The last weeks were really bad, so this was a pleasant surprise.
December 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Ok, I actually really enjoyed last night’s SNL. The last weeks were really bad, so this was a pleasant surprise.
December 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Reading my posts last night feels like reliving a fever dream. I'm not even emotionally invested in football, but what an absurd sequence of events.
December 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Reading my posts last night feels like reliving a fever dream. I'm not even emotionally invested in football, but what an absurd sequence of events.
I hope Virginia McCaskey haunts Tom Brady.
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I hope Virginia McCaskey haunts Tom Brady.
This has got to be the craziest football game I’ve ever seen.
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
This has got to be the craziest football game I’ve ever seen.
I want to kick Tom Brady in his nutsack.
December 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I want to kick Tom Brady in his nutsack.
NFL version of EBUG:
Marek Polskaski, drywall specialist from Portage Park, comes in to assume duties.
Marek Polskaski, drywall specialist from Portage Park, comes in to assume duties.
What happens when you run out of QBs in the NFL? Draft a fan? Does the mascot throw?
December 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
NFL version of EBUG:
Marek Polskaski, drywall specialist from Portage Park, comes in to assume duties.
Marek Polskaski, drywall specialist from Portage Park, comes in to assume duties.
I hate this team so much.
December 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I hate this team so much.
Tom Brady is just listing strains of weed now. Sounded like he stroked out.
December 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Tom Brady is just listing strains of weed now. Sounded like he stroked out.
Bears are losing this game on a missed extra point.
December 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Bears are losing this game on a missed extra point.
These incompetent losers have the gall to extort Illinois taxpayers? Get fucked in every way.
December 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
These incompetent losers have the gall to extort Illinois taxpayers? Get fucked in every way.
Bears are completely checked out of this game. Zero preparation. Out coached in every way.
December 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Bears are completely checked out of this game. Zero preparation. Out coached in every way.
You have one of the best offensive lines in the league and consistently get positive yards down the middle. Why are you running sideways?
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
You have one of the best offensive lines in the league and consistently get positive yards down the middle. Why are you running sideways?
Should have definitely let Bittersweet Symphony continue playing while the 300 lb NFL men punch each other in the helmet.
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Should have definitely let Bittersweet Symphony continue playing while the 300 lb NFL men punch each other in the helmet.
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Hoodie weather.
December 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Hoodie weather.
It’s not even that cold tonight. It was single digits with subzero windchill last week. Sack up, broadcast team.
December 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It’s not even that cold tonight. It was single digits with subzero windchill last week. Sack up, broadcast team.
I’m not an NFL defensive coordinator, but the Bears might want to make some adjustments to stop the run.
December 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’m not an NFL defensive coordinator, but the Bears might want to make some adjustments to stop the run.
I’m sorry, but if a QB lowers their head running into contact, the helmet to helmet personal foul call is absolute bullshit.
December 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I’m sorry, but if a QB lowers their head running into contact, the helmet to helmet personal foul call is absolute bullshit.
The Fox NFL snow graphics suck ass. Please stop doing them.
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The Fox NFL snow graphics suck ass. Please stop doing them.
Has anyone checked on Kyle Davidson since the start of the season? Is he alive?
December 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Has anyone checked on Kyle Davidson since the start of the season? Is he alive?
This man should receive a promotion.
Here’s the Flyers radio broadcast (Stolen from the other place)
I repeat, LMAO
I repeat, LMAO
December 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This man should receive a promotion.
Introducing @merriam-webster.com's word of the year, 2025:
December 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Introducing @merriam-webster.com's word of the year, 2025:
I've never even heard of it and it stars Mel Gibson, so fuck 2026, I guess.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
(I would not object to such an outcome.)
(I would not object to such an outcome.)
December 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I've never even heard of it and it stars Mel Gibson, so fuck 2026, I guess.