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she/her. mostly nonsense and freelance opinions. the media isn’t fooling me.

mets, white sox ⚾️
celtic ⚽️
ireland, scotland, us women 🏉

various bylines, currently saying things on @dugoutofhistory.bsky.social
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NFL version of EBUG:

Marek Polskaski, drywall specialist from Portage Park, comes in to assume duties.
What happens when you run out of QBs in the NFL? Draft a fan? Does the mascot throw?
December 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Some of you losers never saw Mystery, Alaska and it shows
The Bears cheating on national TV
December 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
What happens when you run out of QBs in the NFL? Draft a fan? Does the mascot throw?
December 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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It almost looks like he killed the Stanford tree and skinned it and is wearing it as a pelt
I like Christmas Tree Puddles
December 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Who could have possibly seen this coming
December 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Fox doing all it can to make excuses for the Packers…

“An outdoor stadium in THIS weather?!”

Ok sorry I forgot Green Bay was in Georgia.
December 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Everyone hates the Chiefs because they win a lot and are assholes.

Everyone hates the Packers because they’re just assholes.
December 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
How ‘bout that Shedeur Sanders?
December 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more...

🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍
December 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Ilhan Omar: "It's completely disgusting. These are Americans that he is calling garbage ... it's also really important for us to remember that this kind of hateful rhetoric and this level of dehumanizing can lead to dangerous actions by people who listen to the president."
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Lynchings, he wants to see people lynched.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Owning an MLB team is very lucrative and don't let any of the billionaires who own them tell you otherwise!! mollyknight.substack.com/p/the-mlb-fr...
The MLB free agent market is moving fast this year. Hallelujah.
The players, they are a-signin'.
mollyknight.substack.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Doing a rewatch and I’m still mad they killed off iamseanastin.bsky.social on “Stranger Things”.

Bob was such a precious soul 🥺
a man driving a car with the words easy peasy right netflix on the bottom
ALT: a man driving a car with the words easy peasy right netflix on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The perfect weather for both colleges.
BATTLE FOR PAUL BUNYAN’S AXE IN THE SNOW ❄️
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Deaths I will never forgive in “Stranger Things”:

- Sean Astin
- Joseph Quinn
- That adorable Russian scientist guy who only wanted to have an Icee and go to a carnival.
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Football is stupid because there are too many stoppages.
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Jamaican bobsleigh team captures historic gold medal at Whistler competition

Victory comes just weeks after country was devastated by Hurricane Melissa

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www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
#TheMoment Jamaica's bobsled team made history in Whistler
Shane Pitter and Junior Harris, members of the four-man Jamaican bobsled team, tell The National about the moment they made history, winning their first international competition at the North American...
www.cbc.ca
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Cowards
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Winning the Super Bowl with a field goal is like winning the World Series on a bunt. Or HBP.
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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So if I have this right, Megyn Kelly thinks 15 year olds are definitely too young to get gender-affirming medical care, but they're old enough to be raped by middle-aged rich men.
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Government funding bill cuts food safety regulations. See the provisions for yourself www.snopes.com/fact-check/g...
Government funding bill cuts food safety regulations. See the provisions for yourself
The bill prohibited the FDA from enforcing regulations aimed at increasing traceability of the supply chain, among other rules.
www.snopes.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
That first row better have some game
Who needs a bench
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM