All cats are sadists.

Wait, wait. Is Pride and Prejudice just the original enemies to lovers trope?

Oh, the paradoxical pain of both hunger pangs and nausea simultaneously

OCD is like:
“I care about you enough to imagine you accidentally killing my dog!”

Let’s hold hands in the catacombs

When your parents are also autistic: a story in three parts…

Brain fog so severe that I’m using thesaurus.com just to write a text.

I just spend 3 hours on the phone with 6 different people (at one point, 3 at the same time) just to get my payment for my new meds figured out. So the pharmaceutical company could essentially PAY THEMSELVES.

Sure’d be nice to wear some of those sweaters I pulled down from the closet shelf.

I currently have $90,000 worth of medication in my fridge. 😐

New meds start today. Steak and a bottle of wine for lunch. Hope I can still aim the needles tonight. Don’t talk to me tomorrow, I’ll be asleep all day.

I’ve been awake six hours. I’m going back to bed now.

this was the first weird medieval guy to ever go viral 🥰🥰