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victoria she/her/hound
pigs fuck off
Most dominant hound in the kennels
Pinned
oomfie i heard the commisar say you were next on the list due to your defeatism

#warhammer #warhammer40k
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I always like putting a little bit of that t r a n n y spice into social interactions
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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A frustrated Pedro Pascal asking Neil Druckmann, who was directing Pascal in a Last of Us episode, “do you like art?”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
What demon magic have people been using to get AC6 to 45 fps? I can scrape 15
December 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Post GRS Obama: “and Pussy too”
gay obama: let me be queer
relaxed obama: my mellow americans
December 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Oh boy, I hope it's a puppygirl that's autistic about trains!!
December 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
now that I'm deep in the mechsploitation trenches (ha) it's occurred to me that my obsession with the Death Korps was my first intro to characters that see themselves more as weapons than as people.
oomfie i heard the commisar say you were next on the list due to your defeatism

#warhammer #warhammer40k
December 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i have a handler now :/
They need to start making this harder bc there was a girl at the Danny Brown concert that had Rusty's fucking insignia tatted on her arm. She didnt know about Warhound and I reccomended it. Five minutes later a DIFFERENT girl asked her if she knew about Warhound. TOTAL HANDLER VICTORY
#WARHOUND
GIRL NUMBER FOUR. i WILL continue proselytizing Warhound until MORALE IMPROVES
December 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Every day of cruelty, every hour of horror, every moment of suffering leads inexorably towards a single conclusion: the bourgeoisie must fall

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
December 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I cant wait until the US fields the modern day equivalent of the Vasa
Trump: "The US Navy will lead the design of these ships along with me, because I'm a very aesthetic person"
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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"Bro last night was Kramer at the Laugh Factory"
December 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The fact that 3/5 of the girls I have gottent to obsess over Warhound, and myself, are veterans may say something about Warhound that Ms. Rho did not intend. That former service members would have preferred taking orders from a hot domme than a balding 40 year old alcoholic divorcee.

#warhound
December 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Update: She's not a Hound HELP
They need to start making this harder bc there was a girl at the Danny Brown concert that had Rusty's fucking insignia tatted on her arm. She didnt know about Warhound and I reccomended it. Five minutes later a DIFFERENT girl asked her if she knew about Warhound. TOTAL HANDLER VICTORY
#WARHOUND
GIRL NUMBER FOUR. i WILL continue proselytizing Warhound until MORALE IMPROVES
December 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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The personnel on base call my bedroom 'The Black Site', because I- [REDACTED BY ORDERS OF HANDLER PYRRHA]
December 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Moo Deng has died of a fentanyl overdose in Pensacola, Florida.
December 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Only transgenders should be able to vote. It's the natural extension of us being oracles and advisors in the ancient world.
cis femme housewife with a black eye visible under her concealer shakily reading off a script that she shouldn’t be able to vote while her trans dyke husband has Her hand firmly planted on her tiny shoulder
December 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"I think I'll finally start Show Hound today!"

#warhound #mechsploitation
December 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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His soul goes marching on
December 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Statistically, Warhound is absolutely someone's Pink Opaque moment
December 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
They need to start making this harder bc there was a girl at the Danny Brown concert that had Rusty's fucking insignia tatted on her arm. She didnt know about Warhound and I reccomended it. Five minutes later a DIFFERENT girl asked her if she knew about Warhound. TOTAL HANDLER VICTORY
#WARHOUND
GIRL NUMBER FOUR. i WILL continue proselytizing Warhound until MORALE IMPROVES
December 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
GIRL NUMBER FOUR. i WILL continue proselytizing Warhound until MORALE IMPROVES
December 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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internet poisoned, memes are the only way i can express genuine emotion
#warhound
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM