Stalking Goat
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Stalking Goat
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Quiet on my feet but not actually a goat.
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Everyone who didn't say Charlie Kirk was a saint should be doxxed and fired from their jobs. Here's why it's fine that Donald Trump is celebrating Rob Reiner's death.
December 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Folks you may have been baffled by the “Kevin Costner presents the first Christmas” ad you just saw on ABC

And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Second-hand smoke being bad for kids was in the culture already by 1918.
The Omaha Daily News
December 4,1918
(Alternate text included)
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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DHS is recruiting using a not-so-subtle reference to a 1978 book from white nationalist William Gayley Simpson, Which Way Western Man?

Simpson's book was released under an imprint associated with the National Alliance, founded by Turner Diaries author William Luther Pierce.
August 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I know I've stayed up too late when the cat tries to get me to go to bed.
July 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I own five different polo shirts, and I work five days per week. This isn't rocket science.
July 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Wife: "Honey, do you have a pocket to hold my phone?"
Me: "I have NINE pockets. I can carry your phone."
Wife: "It's not fair!"
June 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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It’s a real unearned W for all Gen-Xers that the teens use both “boomer” and “millennial” as shorthand for old people but have completely forgotten about us, the worst generation of them all.
April 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Sad news for lovers of opening lines.
Home | The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
A whimsical literary competition for the worst possible opening sentences to novels never written.
www.bulwer-lytton.com
March 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM