Calamity Thomas Jane
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Calamity Thomas Jane
@stanferguson.com
Moron with Gravitas
No, it’s not. And the Star Wars prequels are bad, too. I like things that are bad. Doesn’t mean I don’t recognize that fact and enjoy them anyway.
December 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Not just corporations, pillows, too
December 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I was right, but holy hell, look at the swing! Look at the turnout compared to 2022 (which was an actual midterm, not a special election!).

Dems who thought they'd win were high on some shit, but this is an excellent result for an R+20 District.
December 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Harsh, but true
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Bluesky fuckin rules
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
If the Republicans lose the TN-7 special election, I'll joyfully eat my hat*.

*I don't own a hat.
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Ain’t got no love
No love you’d call real
Ain’t got nobody
Waiting at home
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Mark Wahlberg was an assassin? He should be locked up!
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
God I love specifics
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 AM
The primary function of AI is to make LinkedIn posts even stupider.
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
This is good rock and roll…uh…music
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is where I post from if you even care.
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Hospital fit check
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This commenter has incredibly bad taste
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My poor friend has had his X account suspended because of a 5-8 year-old Tweet.
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
We need to require a license to make analogies.
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You got it, boss!
October 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Darth Vader planned the Louvre Heist originally for NBA Opening Night; however, his partner in crime, Hakeem Jeffries--wanting to see the Lakers--had him bump up the date. They sold the jewels for World Series tickets because they're huge fans of Julio Rodriguez. But sadly, the Mariners lost.
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
October 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
That's it, I'm no longer jealous of people with large follower counts and high engagement
October 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Voting yes on prop 50.
October 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Why are they talking to Alien Earth creatives about Breaking Bad?
September 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The only worthwhile thing I've ever made.
September 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’m 48, I can’t possibly remember *everything* I’ve written
September 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM