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Moron with Gravitas
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Tonight I did one of the straightest things a man can do: ate a chicken salad sandwich alone in my Camry before my improv show.
December 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
If you play a Galactus Deck on Marvel Snap, you’re a cop.
December 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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I don't know who made this, but I love you
December 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
A wildman here at Burbank is listening to his news on his phone and making damn sure we can hear all of it. Oh now he’s on a speaker phone call.
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I suggest a moratorium on the use of the word sociopath. it doesn't mean someone someone who is bad. You don't have to be a sociopath or a psychopath to be a bad person and vice versa.
December 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
A murder of crows
A parliament of owls
A polycule of sex nerds
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Nothings infuriates me more than Marvel Snap but I can’t stop playing it
December 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
No, it’s not. And the Star Wars prequels are bad, too. I like things that are bad. Doesn’t mean I don’t recognize that fact and enjoy them anyway.
December 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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if time travel isn't real then explain how a shirt from 2034 got on ebay
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
@pcgamer.com I’m begging you, please do something about your mobile website. Your writers are good, but it’s next to impossible to read an article. I somehow end up clicking into some other article because something just loaded I guess? And weirdly, sometimes I can’t go back.
December 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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i don't understand this but i get it
There Will Be Blood is Pink Flamingos for sad people
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Looking forward to Early Access
At least, that’s the plan.
The gods are silent. Rivellon bleeds. New powers stir.

Built by the team who brought you Baldur's Gate 3, Larian Studios unchains its ambitions to bring you an RPG with greater breadth & depth than ever before.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxzy...
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
There Will Be Blood is Pink Flamingos for sad people
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Fuck yeah i got shingles, baby! Hurts like hell. I don’t like it!
December 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Not just corporations, pillows, too
December 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I'd have pissed and shit myself halfway into setting this up.
I want this woman thrown in prison for at least a decade.
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
As an evidence-based medicine guy, I hope this turns people off of chiropractors and on to physical therapy:

www.politico.com/news/magazin...
How Chiropractors Became the Backbone of MAHA
Why they love Robert F. Kennedy Jr. — and he loves them.
www.politico.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Dorothy hates Kansas so much she summons a tornado and murders two women.
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hats off to Brazil. There aren't a lot of countries shaped like the continent containing them.
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I was right, but holy hell, look at the swing! Look at the turnout compared to 2022 (which was an actual midterm, not a special election!).

Dems who thought they'd win were high on some shit, but this is an excellent result for an R+20 District.
December 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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It is no longer sufficient in any government to give the right wing party the benefit of the doubt. That is not cynicism that is being conscious.
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I’m here to rehabilitate Tommy Tallarico’s image
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Dune is just Tremors for pedants.
October 13, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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Reminder that this great little short by @joeytainment.bsky.social is out there for you to see and enjoy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOTu...
Pow!
YouTube video by FNX TV
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I don’t listen to music. I watch hentai.
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM