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Moron with Gravitas
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A fine is merely the cost of doing business. We need to be throwing C-suite level people in jail.
Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?

Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users
Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Finished Taran Wanderer. Now in to The High King. Will the Death-Lord Awran finally be destroyed? Will Taran and Eilowny marry? Is Taran the titular High King? All the answers and more await!

#PrydainChronicles #ChroniclesOfPrydain
January 29, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Gone Home
I got enough charisma to handle the post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland 😎

#pcgamer #pcgaming #fallout #falloutnewvegas
January 29, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Got this treasure today that I purchased via @tomtomorrow.bsky.social kickstarter and I am delighted!

Nice to be reminded some things are still wonderful.
January 29, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Our young hero, Taran, really put points in his Wisdom ability between The Castle of Llyr and Taran Wanderer. Excellent growth, but I miss Eilonwy.

#ChroniclesOfPrydain
January 28, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Josh Lawson would be cast as Fflewdder Fflam, no doubt
January 25, 2026 at 7:17 AM
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Gurgi approve!
January 24, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Looking for a breezy fantasy with a furry guy, a girl who loves similes and her golden bauble, and middle-aged Cloud-as-bard who can’t stop lying? And a title that doesn’t have anything to do with the main story. Baby, you need Lloyd Alexander’s The Book of Three!
January 24, 2026 at 3:38 PM
From here on out, this account will be naught but promotion for the Prydain Chronicles.
January 24, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Some of y’all don’t know that killing a lich involves finding their phylactery and it shows.
January 23, 2026 at 5:36 AM
This record is beyond scratched.
January 21, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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Shout out to the top 5 ments in the world, base, apart, Arrested Develop, Terms of Endear and the 25th Amend.
January 20, 2026 at 9:21 PM
BREAKING: Long Form Improv is economically viable according to economists. House Democrats Divided. “I only watch ASSSSCAT” says AOC.
January 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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Hey look who’s bleeding internally.
January 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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🎙️ Soul and R&B legend the Reverend Al Green’s moving version of “Everybody Hurts” is out today on an EP titled “To Love Somebody” via Fat Possum Records.

Check out the EP here: algreen.ffm.to/tolovesomebody
January 16, 2026 at 4:32 PM
To the window
To the wall
I’ve found the greatest love of all
January 14, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Is it okay to like the Dilbert TV show now?
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
True Detective: Night Country is On Deadly Ground as horror.
January 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
West Side Story
whole thing is great

Wizard of Oz
amazing Lynch primer

Sinners
the spirits scene alone

Coco
remember me is just a perfect song and used so well
🎶🎬 It's time for the FINAL MATCH in the MUSIC MOVIE SHOWDOWN!!! Over 250 music-related films. 3 rounds. 1 winner.

Round 3
Final Match!

To vote, reply or quote tweet with UP TO 4 films you think should win the showdown!

* 1 vote per film / voting closes 48 hrs from this post
January 7, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Nothing like flying over it to make a person reflect: there’s a fuckload of ocean
January 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Post the perfect album from the 90s nothing else beats it. Hands down
January 6, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Stranger things finale was fucking nuts!
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
One day I hope to make my D&D players cry by hijacking their character narratives.
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM