Stanley Peet (PARODY)
@stanpeet.bsky.social
hey avocad-bros!
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RAN BY @vanta526.bsky.social
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// dnis on the main account apply here too
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yeah, I have a limit, you know
January 14, 2026 at 2:54 AM
yeah, I have a limit, you know
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not it!
January 10, 2026 at 2:54 AM
not it!
who’s going to tell Melvin that Doopity isn’t real?
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
who’s going to tell Melvin that Doopity isn’t real?
well, you’re… kinda right. I do want to do them, but then I forget I’m in a state of perpetual sweating. you know, that’s one of the reasons why I want to stop sweating all the time.
Stanley would probably be the type of person who does armpit farts
January 8, 2026 at 5:14 PM
well, you’re… kinda right. I do want to do them, but then I forget I’m in a state of perpetual sweating. you know, that’s one of the reasons why I want to stop sweating all the time.
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If you still use this website you're giving me the ick, just say
Grok is producing ~6,700 sexually suggestive or nudified images per hour
• Twitter (X) is now the top deepfaking site in the world
• Women who speak out become targets by users
(via business)
• Twitter (X) is now the top deepfaking site in the world
• Women who speak out become targets by users
(via business)
January 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
If you still use this website you're giving me the ick, just say
//WAIT NO SONIC AND MARIO DESTROYED IT
//bosnia
January 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
//WAIT NO SONIC AND MARIO DESTROYED IT
winter break is over. At least I can see George and Harold again. They make some peak comics
January 7, 2026 at 4:21 PM
winter break is over. At least I can see George and Harold again. They make some peak comics
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WE’RE SAVED!
Found out that the first 2 seasons of Captain underpants is coming to peacock
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
WE’RE SAVED!
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sorry for not posting a lot today avocad-bros
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
sorry for not posting a lot today avocad-bros
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How can they know the Weather without TV!?!? Hahahaha!! What? Apps? What... What are those!? Everything's changing so fast...
January 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
How can they know the Weather without TV!?!? Hahahaha!! What? Apps? What... What are those!? Everything's changing so fast...
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Oh no! So many Google Balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?
Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?
January 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Oh no! So many Google Balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?
what is Google balls
January 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
what is Google balls
sorry for not posting a lot today avocad-bros
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
sorry for not posting a lot today avocad-bros
//oh god why is this feed filled with Tenna and Deltarune
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 AM
//oh god why is this feed filled with Tenna and Deltarune
WE’RE SAVED!
Found out that the first 2 seasons of Captain underpants is coming to peacock
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
WE’RE SAVED!
No thanks, I think they'd get stuck on me.
Where are you!? My contestants!? I'll give you funny goop that gets stuck on the carpet! A lifetime supply! Come baaaaack!!
January 3, 2026 at 4:49 AM
No thanks, I think they'd get stuck on me.
I should probably stop with the quotes I think it might be annoying for you guys
January 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I should probably stop with the quotes I think it might be annoying for you guys
I think you've got the wrong year
January 2, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I think you've got the wrong year
wish I kept NOT sweating.
Post a random fact about yourself.
Well, you know those statues at the top of fountains? Well I had to be one for a while. It was so embarrassing I was too self-conscious to even sweat for a WEEK.
Well, you know those statues at the top of fountains? Well I had to be one for a while. It was so embarrassing I was too self-conscious to even sweat for a WEEK.
Post a random fact about yourself.
A fortune cookie of mine predicted the date of the Nintendo Direct that would announce DELTARUNE Chapters 3 & 4's release date.
A fortune cookie of mine predicted the date of the Nintendo Direct that would announce DELTARUNE Chapters 3 & 4's release date.
January 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
wish I kept NOT sweating.
heyyy maybe I should dye my hair
wait it might be too wet for the dye to stick nvm
wait it might be too wet for the dye to stick nvm
Melvin does have a point about replacing us with clones. I mean, I think I would look good as a redhead
January 2, 2026 at 11:36 PM
heyyy maybe I should dye my hair
wait it might be too wet for the dye to stick nvm
wait it might be too wet for the dye to stick nvm