Stanley Peet (PARODY)
stanpeet.bsky.social
Stanley Peet (PARODY)
@stanpeet.bsky.social
hey avocad-bros!

RAN BY @vanta526.bsky.social
Pinned
// dnis on the main account apply here too
//something's going on with my main so I'm here now

//I don't know what since it's fine on here and my main is visible through here so it's not suspended
February 9, 2026 at 10:47 PM
//I’m fine btw
February 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
//exploding house
February 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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Good morning
January 31, 2026 at 3:45 PM
quick question: what’s wrong with “the list”?
ITS NOT TRUE DUDE
mordecai and rigby are on the list
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 PM
//idk what to post here
January 28, 2026 at 2:33 PM
yeah, maybe you are one
lately I've been trying to mimic stanley's lines once he says them

am I a parrot or something XD
January 19, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I think Gooch likes slapstick. I dunno, just a hunch
January 19, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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sorry i was just trying to say hi but my fingers were covered in sweat

sometimes I forget i sweat all the time
December 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My hands were wet on account of my constant sweating so after this I had to put on gloves just to POST FOR GOODNESS SAKE
I’m h uh you I Ohioan if gor life live v I malaria
January 16, 2026 at 6:21 AM
I think the live feature was kinda unnecessary, bros
January 16, 2026 at 6:09 AM
THIS VANTA GUY GOT ME MESSED UP

I NEED TO JNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE DRY FOR ONCE
January 16, 2026 at 6:07 AM
how do I stop sweating
January 16, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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I believe that non-sweaty Stanley’s hair would be kinda fluffy
January 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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yes neo as in spamton spamton is gonna steal your wives wake up people this is why we need to revolt against Ai!

/j
January 14, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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yeah, I have a limit, you know
January 14, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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not it!
January 10, 2026 at 2:54 AM
who’s going to tell Melvin that Doopity isn’t real?
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
well, you’re… kinda right. I do want to do them, but then I forget I’m in a state of perpetual sweating. you know, that’s one of the reasons why I want to stop sweating all the time.
Stanley would probably be the type of person who does armpit farts
January 8, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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If you still use this website you're giving me the ick, just say
Grok is producing ~6,700 sexually suggestive or nudified images per hour

• Twitter (X) is now the top deepfaking site in the world

• Women who speak out become targets by users

(via business)
January 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
//WAIT NO SONIC AND MARIO DESTROYED IT
January 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM