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President Trump has no juice
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"grand jury refuses to indict manager of the laugh factory" is a golden age batman plotline
JUST IN: Assistant U.S. Attorney Jeffrey Snell just confirmed, at the prodding of U.S. Magistrate Judge Keri Holleb Hotaling, that this motion for dismissal followed a "no bill" from a grand jury.

That means the grand jury refused to indict.
U.S. prosecutors in Chicago are dropping another case tied to Operation Midway Blitz, "without prejudice."

It's USA v. Nathan Griffin. Below is the motion, followed by excerpts from the complaint.

The feds don't say why they're dropping it, but they had until today to secure an indictment.
December 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
So Fonzworth Bentley signed the worlds tightest NDAs & went into hiding I’m assuming
December 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
this guy is tweaking the fuck out
The CEO of Palantir.
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Jackson Dart getting destroyed on that run & then the big guys roughhousing but no one being hurt is what football is all about
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
way too much of american politics revolves around grown adults knowing and caring a concerning amount about what happens at colleges
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Snow day
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Oh god it’s winter outside
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
'recession indicator' is kind of cliche but the strip club close to fiserv forum still being on the market after 4 months and a $200k asking price drop is a recession indicator imo
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
trump really seems to like him, its hilarious. certainly likes him more than he likes the press.
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.

Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Oh no! The JP Morgan bankers I admire got swept up in this mess
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Ken Burns maxing
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i've got a question wrt the new museum building. i've heard they are almost done w the exterior but there are still visible gaps between the exterior panels that make it look pretty janky, are they going to patch those up?
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Favorite piece of Keith Olbermann lore is when the (real) Chuck Knoblauch, who had come down with the yips, hit Keith’s mother in the face with an errant throw to first.
Chuck Knoblauch hits Keith Olbermann's mother with errant throw MLB BLOOPER
YouTube video by Expos Classics
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November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Things are going so good in the stock market that CNBC is about to bring on a “mentalist” during their morning show
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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oscar the grouch, the curious green creature who makes a trash can his home and positively revels in his life among the filth, has made of me a cuckold
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Pretty crazy how often mark Sanford was getting laid tbh
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Ken Burns heads we are feasting tonight
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Oh right Micah parsons is in the team
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Idk what movie podcast she was listening to but whatever it was prompted my wife to ask a question she will surely come to regret “have you ever seen the movie Heat with Al Pacino”
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
What a relief to discover that the clubby world of the ultra rich pervert set just kind of dissipated on its own. Problem solved!
Rodney King Riot Videos Reveal a Lost Los Angeles
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube
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Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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They invented a vaccine that makes you horny for old gross fish men
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
we need to get this vaccine into national production asap
They invented a vaccine that makes you horny for old gross fish men
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
devastating for me personally that the DOJ is going to investigate Bill Clinton, some billionaire dickhead and JP Morgan Chase bank. i'm owned!
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM