I am well aware of the problematic nature of Lostprophets but there is still one song I'll listen to when I miss my dad and feel like stabbing my feelings in the heart.

One time as a child, I straight up cried during Mass because my parents wouldn't let me braid the bookmarks in the hymn book, but my friend's mom let her do it and I just had to watch.

Idk why I just remembered that, but I gift this memory to the internet today, the day of Palm Sunday.

I fucking hate Dayforce.

After rescheduling on me twice, I'm pretty sure I'm about to get ghosted by this plumber that's supposed to fix my shutoff valves today.

Do you ever want to torpedo a friendship that you're pretty sure is already dead, just to make sure?

I have profoundly entered my villain era and I'm not mad about it.

Chiefs really living that "they don't ask how, they ask how many" life.

Someone spray painted “Fuck Elon” on like 40 Cybertrucks in a Tesla parking lot. Blessed.

Ah yes, just what I wanted to do today: unclog my kitchen sink drain.

It's been over a week now and I just want to not have covid anymore 🤧😷

Turns out, having no sense of smell completely killed my appetite. So I've resorted to making the smoothies that I would drink when I restarted my Ritalin and also had no appetite. Because for some reason it's easier to drink a smoothie than force myself to chew food when I'm not hungry.

Covid update - I'm feeling marginally better today overall, but now my sense of smell is almost entirely gone. As a collector of candles and perfume, this is the one symptom I was really hoping to avoid 💔

Covid update - I still feel like walking death. This sucks.

twitter users stone age
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
🤝
mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance

Circuit Symbols xkcd.com/2818

For my first bluesky post, I'd like to announce that I finally caught covid and I'm annoyed about it.