Starshark
@starshark.bsky.social
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Please select all the squares containing a mammal:
February 10, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Please select all the squares containing a mammal:
I grew up on these Streets.
January 30, 2026 at 9:27 AM
I grew up on these Streets.
You all laughed, but who’s laughing now?
January 30, 2026 at 5:57 AM
You all laughed, but who’s laughing now?
If the principal told me I had to sing this every assembly, I'd KMS and take him with me:
January 27, 2026 at 12:33 AM
If the principal told me I had to sing this every assembly, I'd KMS and take him with me:
What ticks me off is that you think this would be a new concept. But no. It's just another damn reboot. They just swapped out a character and another one has a cameo (guess which one!).
January 25, 2026 at 1:00 PM
What ticks me off is that you think this would be a new concept. But no. It's just another damn reboot. They just swapped out a character and another one has a cameo (guess which one!).
Probably a similar backstory to be found here:
![Newspaper Spider-Man photoshop by Jay Pinkerton. Panel one, Spider-Man is in front of a chimney while The Punisher points a gun at him.
Spidey: GUN-MAN, I WON'T LET YOU SHOOT THIS CHIMNEY!
Punisher: HE ISN'T AS INNOCENT AS YOU THINK. I WAS IN 'NAM WITH THIS CHIMNEY.
Panel 2 - Punisher holding a gun.
Punisher: THAT'S RIGHT. I WATCHED THIS SON OF A BITCH CHIMENY [sic] WALK SOLDIERS NO OLDER THAN 16 TO THEIR DEATHS. HE ALSO RAPED A BEAR.
Panel 3 - Punisher shoots chimney as Spidey dodges out of the way.
Punisher: AND THAT BEAR *WAS MY FATHER!*
Spidey: DIS!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:acol4gm3jutmt7njflhoetix/bafkreiejyxrkitvqyqeomwfz4e6pz5ey4dzm66rbdly7su7cevcbpywcyy@jpeg)
January 20, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Probably a similar backstory to be found here:
![From the wiki article on the Independent Women's Forum: "The Independent Women's Forum (IWF) is an American conservative, non-profit organization focused on economic policy issues of concern to women.[4][5] IWF was founded by activist Rosalie Silberman to promote a "conservative alternative to feminist tenets" following the controversial Supreme Court nomination of Clarence Thomas in 1992.[6] IWF's sister organization is the Independent Women's Voice (IWV), a 501(c)(4) organization.
The group advocates "equity feminism", a term first used by IWF author Christina Hoff Sommers to distinguish "traditional, classically liberal, humanistic feminism" from "gender feminism", which she says opposes gender roles and patriarchy.[7] According to Sommers, the gender feminist view is "the prevailing ideology among contemporary feminist philosophers and leaders",[7] and "thrives on the myth that American women are the oppressed 'second sex.'"[8] Sommers' equity feminism has been described as anti-feminist by critics.[9]"
Sorry for leaving in the citations that don't go anywhere, I can't be fucked putting effort into this one.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:acol4gm3jutmt7njflhoetix/bafkreibz6pex77wkx74uhswvdv6pynpjhsf5uivstcuq3f7ob3eyvmm4qu@jpeg)
Sorry. I only have sad. Sooo sad…
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Sorry. I only have sad. Sooo sad…
Ugh, this dickhead. I'm against state violence, but if the judge slapped his stupid beard off, I'd probably forget to lodge my protest.
January 10, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Ugh, this dickhead. I'm against state violence, but if the judge slapped his stupid beard off, I'd probably forget to lodge my protest.
So you'll call for the US to release Maduro, right?
January 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
So you'll call for the US to release Maduro, right?
Not kidding when I say this is a major achievement and I am very happy. I love this crazy guy and his lists!
![Two lists curated by one Scott Jenkins ( @scottjenkis67 )
ELVIS HATERS - The people who post stupid stuff about Elvis, and have no idea what they're talking about :rolleyes emote:
PEOPLE TOO STUPID TO LIVE - The title is self-explanatory. These people have posted comments that are beyond stupid. [just a tip Mr Jenkins: if the title is self-explanatory, don't go on to explain it. Mixed messages and all that. - ed]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:acol4gm3jutmt7njflhoetix/bafkreihqvrl57jklwsdiidlm6n6lf5vw2snvt5fptqh7oftz2fsrgnmqzq@jpeg)
December 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Not kidding when I say this is a major achievement and I am very happy. I love this crazy guy and his lists!
TIL that Pushmi-Pullyu is a real critter.
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
TIL that Pushmi-Pullyu is a real critter.
It's okay, it's not the Thing from the Thing - that was just made up sci-fi.
It's actually a Krynoid.
It's actually a Krynoid.
December 27, 2025 at 9:43 AM
It's okay, it's not the Thing from the Thing - that was just made up sci-fi.
It's actually a Krynoid.
It's actually a Krynoid.
BREAKING - Trump's makeup artist describes their most famous client's complexion with just one album cover:
December 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
BREAKING - Trump's makeup artist describes their most famous client's complexion with just one album cover:
December 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
God damn it, now I have to delete my post.
December 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
God damn it, now I have to delete my post.
DID YOU KNOW..? The first person to use the 'puppet master' defence in response to his haters was Fredrich Nietzsche!
![From Ecce Homo (page 130 of whatever edition this is, it's on archive.org I'm not scrolling up to get the publishing notes for you fuck that noise): "And thus, about two years before hurling the destructive thunderbolt of the TRANSVALUATION, [Transvaluation of value - concept he coined, ed] which will send the whole of civilisation into convulsions, I set my CASE OF WAGNER [book, ed] out into the world. The Germans were given the chance of blundering and immortalising their stupidity once more on my account, and they still have just enough time to do it in. And have they fallen in with my plans? Admirably! my [lower case in original, ed] dear Germans. Allow me to congratulate you."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:acol4gm3jutmt7njflhoetix/bafkreibbwfl4haleqpmb6mpeerw2gsu5k4gshy64hyvvowtnhd2tonoqrm@jpeg)
December 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
DID YOU KNOW..? The first person to use the 'puppet master' defence in response to his haters was Fredrich Nietzsche!
I saw this post and it's giving me a headache. Smol bean Armalite never intended their professional weapons to be used by civilians BUT THEY'RE STILL SELLING THE FUCKING THINGS ANYWAY BECAUSE WHAT CAN YOU DO BUSINESS IS BUSINESS I GUESS FUUUUUUUCK
!["Armalite Rifle. Not Assault Rifle. [sic*] They person/people who developed this weapon [sic] never intended it to be in the hands of civilians. It was designed for military uses only. They are appalled."
*AR does, in fact, stand for 'assault rifle'. It's okay, I've already corrected them on this.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:acol4gm3jutmt7njflhoetix/bafkreibeifqabf5s7xhwtxaeh27twowhvpqfmordaqqm2zzgsgugu2eosy@jpeg)
December 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I saw this post and it's giving me a headache. Smol bean Armalite never intended their professional weapons to be used by civilians BUT THEY'RE STILL SELLING THE FUCKING THINGS ANYWAY BECAUSE WHAT CAN YOU DO BUSINESS IS BUSINESS I GUESS FUUUUUUUCK
You know what I have to say to that?
December 13, 2025 at 6:54 AM
You know what I have to say to that?
This, however, is a deranged thing to say to me as a cultural critic and historian (amateur, unqualified). Like, hahaha, no that is not true and who fucking cares even if it is.
December 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This, however, is a deranged thing to say to me as a cultural critic and historian (amateur, unqualified). Like, hahaha, no that is not true and who fucking cares even if it is.
Fuck it, close enough. I'm not an ancient Greek reciting an epic.
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Fuck it, close enough. I'm not an ancient Greek reciting an epic.