I hope she somehow barfs the fetus up all over her dipshit foam rubber husband.

His PPTSSM/SSM work was so good. His Vermin arc in the 90s is still one of my faves.

That’s what we need. People like you and Elon. Ideas men.

WE NEED THOSE SUBMARINES WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GET AND WON'T BE ANY GOOD EVEN IF WE DID! GAWD!

"Ya know, the best thing about having a Kirby Control Panel is that there's a button for everything! I think I'll watch my favourite movie, 'Destry Rides Again'!"
"MY LORD! NOT THAT BUTTON!"
"Aw, crap! Stupid glasses! Which planet did we destroy?"
"Only Earth."
"Phew!"

Asked why he was demoted/fired, Washington insiders commented, "What can I say? He came up short." "He always fell well short of expectations." "And his temper! Always getting short with you." "And careless! Kept taking shortcuts. And..." (1/94)

NEXT WEEK ON YIKES MINISTER: Pauline is in a pretty pickle after she - once again - forgets to register her party for an upcoming election, jeopardising her leadership. But "Mad-Eyed" Malcolm hatches a plan when he discovers the Australian flag in court houses isn't red or some crap like that...

"Hey kids, we're going to sing the national anthem every assembly now!"
"You mean the worst national anthem in the world? Well, I guess I'll leave school eventually..."
"Both verses!"
"What. What did you say? I didn't catch that. Would you repeat it?"

If the principal told me I had to sing this every assembly, I'd KMS and take him with me:

I wouldn’t say he’s a vampire. Even if he does suck the life out everything. Is there something that does that but isn’t kinda cool?

What I especially like about you is how condescending you are while acting like a complete idiot. I love the obliviousness.

Can I ask how the fuck you got a PhD in history when you don't even know what the right questions are to ask? Didn't you learn anything about leaving your assumptions behind before trying to figure out a problem?

Is English your second language or did you just not read what I wrote?

It got worse after Johnson. Premiums have been getting higher and coverage worse. I don't know why people think I'm talking about a time before health insurance but I wish they'd knock it off.

This isn't expanding anything. It's giving people back the access they used to have before healthcare companies could brazenly dupe them of every dollar they had. Which, while better, was still manifestly inadequate.

If you don’t do anything illegal, you’re fine. Uh, as long as you aren’t doing anything legal either. Just do nothing. Don’t do anything!

Infiltration is seeing a green door and not knowing what they’re doing but they laugh a lot behind the green door, green door.

I saw someone getting an Australia Day honour today saying, "It's nice to be part of something that will be remembered... Well, it won't be remembered FOREVER, but..." I thought, 'Word's getting around'.

"Conservatives won"? Is she in fucking London or something? Who the shit says 'conservative' in the US?