Starshark
@starshark.bsky.social
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Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
Now do The Pillow Book.
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Now do The Pillow Book.
Bakoon blocked me because I got too deep into a bit.
<sigh>
Why
Do
You
Cry?
I
Flew
Too
High
Un
Done
All
See
Me
Fall
<sigh>
Why
Do
You
Cry?
I
Flew
Too
High
Un
Done
All
See
Me
Fall
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Bakoon blocked me because I got too deep into a bit.
<sigh>
Why
Do
You
Cry?
I
Flew
Too
High
Un
Done
All
See
Me
Fall
<sigh>
Why
Do
You
Cry?
I
Flew
Too
High
Un
Done
All
See
Me
Fall
"Give it to me straight, doc."
"You know that ant brain-control fungus, like they talk about in movies and video games? Well you got that."
"My God. Am I going to be a deranged zombie and kill people to spread it?"
"No, mostly you'll be standing at the top of a pine tree waiting to spore."
"You know that ant brain-control fungus, like they talk about in movies and video games? Well you got that."
"My God. Am I going to be a deranged zombie and kill people to spread it?"
"No, mostly you'll be standing at the top of a pine tree waiting to spore."
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
"Give it to me straight, doc."
"You know that ant brain-control fungus, like they talk about in movies and video games? Well you got that."
"My God. Am I going to be a deranged zombie and kill people to spread it?"
"No, mostly you'll be standing at the top of a pine tree waiting to spore."
"You know that ant brain-control fungus, like they talk about in movies and video games? Well you got that."
"My God. Am I going to be a deranged zombie and kill people to spread it?"
"No, mostly you'll be standing at the top of a pine tree waiting to spore."
Just when I thought that exchange couldn't get any better.
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Just when I thought that exchange couldn't get any better.
I dunno, seems like a steady, sustainable increase to me. Don't know why all the 10's on the y-axis have footnotes tho.
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I dunno, seems like a steady, sustainable increase to me. Don't know why all the 10's on the y-axis have footnotes tho.
Never ceases to amuse me when someone calls Jefferson an abolitionist. Sure, he left slaves he could’ve easily manumitted in his will, even to his nephew. But he SAID he was against slavery (to people who hated slavery and wanted to know what was wrong with him)!
Thanks for joining the Party so late.
The point I've made REPEATEDLY is that you can't hold Jefferson to a standard we can't even live up to today.
Jefferson… an abolitionist… ALSO knew slavery was bad. So how did he/society-at-large approve of his actions?
Reconcile that.
The point I've made REPEATEDLY is that you can't hold Jefferson to a standard we can't even live up to today.
Jefferson… an abolitionist… ALSO knew slavery was bad. So how did he/society-at-large approve of his actions?
Reconcile that.
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Never ceases to amuse me when someone calls Jefferson an abolitionist. Sure, he left slaves he could’ve easily manumitted in his will, even to his nephew. But he SAID he was against slavery (to people who hated slavery and wanted to know what was wrong with him)!
The stranger-than-fiction plot for world domination by using a big orbital death laser that can only be destroyed by a captured hero who escapes in time to push the big red button marked SELF DESTRUCT
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The stranger-than-fiction plot for world domination by using a big orbital death laser that can only be destroyed by a captured hero who escapes in time to push the big red button marked SELF DESTRUCT
I blanked on how to spell 'Parisienne' so I searched for 'native of Paris'. I got a webpage - which you had to click before you found out it was an AI page and what word they were suggesting - which told me I was probably looking for 'Texan'.
Thanks, AI. But I'm not talking about Paris, Texas.
Thanks, AI. But I'm not talking about Paris, Texas.
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I blanked on how to spell 'Parisienne' so I searched for 'native of Paris'. I got a webpage - which you had to click before you found out it was an AI page and what word they were suggesting - which told me I was probably looking for 'Texan'.
Thanks, AI. But I'm not talking about Paris, Texas.
Thanks, AI. But I'm not talking about Paris, Texas.
One thing I like about Hallmark promos is that they often don’t bother telling you who stars in the movie.
“Trust me - you’ve never heard of ‘em and you never will.”
“Trust me - you’ve never heard of ‘em and you never will.”
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
One thing I like about Hallmark promos is that they often don’t bother telling you who stars in the movie.
“Trust me - you’ve never heard of ‘em and you never will.”
“Trust me - you’ve never heard of ‘em and you never will.”
The problem with narcissism is that so many people think it’s about them when it’s really about me.
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The problem with narcissism is that so many people think it’s about them when it’s really about me.
WHY DO THEY DO THESE BRET STEPHENS CONVERSATIONAL COLUMNS THEY ARE *SO* *FUCKING* *ANNOYING*
Dork: Well Bret I know we don’t agree on much hahaha but even you have to aver that you shouldn’t slam your balls in a door.
Bret: Mayhap, but are you aware of a book called The Master’s Gambit?
Dork: Well Bret I know we don’t agree on much hahaha but even you have to aver that you shouldn’t slam your balls in a door.
Bret: Mayhap, but are you aware of a book called The Master’s Gambit?
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
WHY DO THEY DO THESE BRET STEPHENS CONVERSATIONAL COLUMNS THEY ARE *SO* *FUCKING* *ANNOYING*
Dork: Well Bret I know we don’t agree on much hahaha but even you have to aver that you shouldn’t slam your balls in a door.
Bret: Mayhap, but are you aware of a book called The Master’s Gambit?
Dork: Well Bret I know we don’t agree on much hahaha but even you have to aver that you shouldn’t slam your balls in a door.
Bret: Mayhap, but are you aware of a book called The Master’s Gambit?
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Caelan Conrad has completely stolen the mantle from the youtube skeptic community and they're a criminally under-subbed creator you should check out if you like deep scientific debunking of things like conversion therapy
youtu.be/g1lg8ixkN8w?...
youtu.be/g1lg8ixkN8w?...
I Failed Conversion Therapy
YouTube video by Dr. Caelan Conrad
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Caelan Conrad has completely stolen the mantle from the youtube skeptic community and they're a criminally under-subbed creator you should check out if you like deep scientific debunking of things like conversion therapy
youtu.be/g1lg8ixkN8w?...
youtu.be/g1lg8ixkN8w?...
The main cause is the shockwave on impact. This creates violent vibrations which makes the axons feel ‘weirdly tingly’ and ‘icky’. So for five minutes they refuse to touch anything.
And that five minutes of contactlessness induces FATALITY. 1/2
And that five minutes of contactlessness induces FATALITY. 1/2
Something specific happens when a bullet interacts with a brain that causes a person to not be alive anymore but it's hard to fully understand without a science degree.
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The main cause is the shockwave on impact. This creates violent vibrations which makes the axons feel ‘weirdly tingly’ and ‘icky’. So for five minutes they refuse to touch anything.
And that five minutes of contactlessness induces FATALITY. 1/2
And that five minutes of contactlessness induces FATALITY. 1/2
I was right about Nvidia’s quarterly report being fake news. Please follow for MORE HOT STOCK TIPS
(Although I was only right because a million other people were saying it. But don’t let that put you off.)
(Although I was only right because a million other people were saying it. But don’t let that put you off.)
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I was right about Nvidia’s quarterly report being fake news. Please follow for MORE HOT STOCK TIPS
(Although I was only right because a million other people were saying it. But don’t let that put you off.)
(Although I was only right because a million other people were saying it. But don’t let that put you off.)
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This is what Stephen Eracleous looks like these days, if you see him out and about:
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
This is what Stephen Eracleous looks like these days, if you see him out and about:
I’m a lot less charitable. The only reason I wouldn’t run her over is that I don’t want to clean that crap off the bonnet.
I’m not saying I don’t like Karoline Leavitt, I’m saying she gives off the stench of an old gym sock dipped in raw egg left in the sun whenever she speaks
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I’m a lot less charitable. The only reason I wouldn’t run her over is that I don’t want to clean that crap off the bonnet.
All I want is for Marge to do one more thing, the funniest thing, and that’s it. And it doesn’t involve continuing in politics.
1. Good riddance.
2. I am already seeing people on the left praising her and saying she should join the Democrats. HER ENTIRE RESIGNATION SPEECH WAS DUMPING ON TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS.
www.huffpost.com/entry/marjor...
2. I am already seeing people on the left praising her and saying she should join the Democrats. HER ENTIRE RESIGNATION SPEECH WAS DUMPING ON TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS.
www.huffpost.com/entry/marjor...
Marjorie Taylor Greene To Resign From Congress | HuffPost Latest News
The surprising news comes amid a public feud with President Donald Trump.
www.huffpost.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
All I want is for Marge to do one more thing, the funniest thing, and that’s it. And it doesn’t involve continuing in politics.
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As a Dem staffer…
The nazis telling us to die is just noise after a while. No one has the emotional stamina to be scared by their 400th death threat.
Thoughtful, well-founded criticism? That shit is work.
The nazis telling us to die is just noise after a while. No one has the emotional stamina to be scared by their 400th death threat.
Thoughtful, well-founded criticism? That shit is work.
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
As a Dem staffer…
The nazis telling us to die is just noise after a while. No one has the emotional stamina to be scared by their 400th death threat.
Thoughtful, well-founded criticism? That shit is work.
The nazis telling us to die is just noise after a while. No one has the emotional stamina to be scared by their 400th death threat.
Thoughtful, well-founded criticism? That shit is work.
Looks like he’s lactating. So it’s real.
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Looks like he’s lactating. So it’s real.
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Huwara burned by terrorist settlers
Bet you didn't saw that on MSM, did you?
Bet you didn't saw that on MSM, did you?
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Huwara burned by terrorist settlers
Bet you didn't saw that on MSM, did you?
Bet you didn't saw that on MSM, did you?
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Did you know that @alexwinter.com has been acting, writing, & directing since he was a literal kid? Now he's got a new movie, a hit Broadway show, and a 4k remaster of his 1993 film FREAKED. All this and how none other than Buster Keaton showed him the way forward...
maximumfun.org/episodes/fee...
maximumfun.org/episodes/fee...
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Did you know that @alexwinter.com has been acting, writing, & directing since he was a literal kid? Now he's got a new movie, a hit Broadway show, and a 4k remaster of his 1993 film FREAKED. All this and how none other than Buster Keaton showed him the way forward...
maximumfun.org/episodes/fee...
maximumfun.org/episodes/fee...
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YOUR DAILY REMINDER: Everyone in the fossil fuel industry knows and admits that building new infrastructure like pipelines *actively increases* demand for the burning of fossil fuels (and all the physical disasters that go along with that)
bofaglobalresearch.podbean.com/e/a-pipeline...
bofaglobalresearch.podbean.com/e/a-pipeline...
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
YOUR DAILY REMINDER: Everyone in the fossil fuel industry knows and admits that building new infrastructure like pipelines *actively increases* demand for the burning of fossil fuels (and all the physical disasters that go along with that)
bofaglobalresearch.podbean.com/e/a-pipeline...
bofaglobalresearch.podbean.com/e/a-pipeline...