banner
LightNews
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark
@starshark.bsky.social
900 followers 580 following 8.9K posts
Professional posting instructor, DM for my rates. Will debate those who will own me with facts and logic, fee is A$500, up front, in full, no refunds.
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 2h
Nature isn’t teleological. There has never been natural equilibrium.
1 1
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 4h
David Adler describes the torture he underwent at the hands of the Israeli forces, who are only able to do this with the support the West gives them. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtb6...
Episode 495: Ktz’iot | TrueAnon
YouTube video by True Anon
www.youtube.com
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 7h
Yes, but that doesn’t make it implausibly a #1 hit.
1 2
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 8h
Don’t sign your posts.
2
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 8h
I post under a pseudonym so assholes like you don’t find my email easily and annoy me. If that bothers you, you have a 1A right to cry about it.
2 2
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 8h
Can’t you turn pms off in settings?
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 8h
“Hey, if you get bombed by a drone in Yemen - try rubbing some pomegranate juice on it! Huh? Is this thing on?”
And the gigs were great. Packed houses, young crowds, popcorn, standing ovations, even heckling. About 80% of the audiences were locals, many of whom had never seen a live comedy gig. I saw the Northern Irish comedian Jimeoin speak about getting older and suffering varicose veins, on his nether regions. After the show, a discussion broke out between Saudis discussing remedies they could suggest, such as pomegranate juice. If that’s not a step towards east/west relations then I don’t know what is.
19
Reposted by Starshark
theonion.com
The Onion @theonion.com · 1d
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...
theonion.com
65 1.5K 5.1K
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 10h
Always cracks me up how they have curry and chips. Gotta have those chips.
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 10h
If you thought the Batrachomyomachia was a bloody conflict…
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 10h
:chasing ICE gestapo: WHAT’S UNDER THE MASK MOTHERFUCKER?
1
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 10h
If anyone sees an inflatable tapir costume, I WANT PICS
megaholt.medsky.social
Megaholt 𓅃 @megaholt.medsky.social · 12h
Oh fuck yeah! There are capybara inflatable costumes!

I think I even found a goose inflatable for under $300…
golikehellmachine.com
GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 15h
gang, there are going to be between 20k-40k people at the portland NO KINGS rally, and at least half are going to be wearing inflatable costumes, i want you to think about how funny that looks for a minute
1 2
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 10h
If they’re that large, shouldn’t they be called Clifford?
1
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 10h
I guess I’m also wondering why anyone should care if infowars is destroyed. There’s a reason you owe 1.5 bil, jonesy.
1
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 10h
And I cannot tell you how happy this makes me. Not with a 25000 word essay.
loreandordure.com
Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 12h
As someone else pointed out, notwithstanding anything else, this hero has at a stroke reclaimed amphibians for progressives from fucking Pepe.
oisinmcgann.bsky.social
Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 12h
’He is not the hero we deserve, but he is the one that we need right now.’
3
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 10h
Why the hell didn’t my uni have a cult cinema class it’s like the most contested sub-sub-discipline in critical studies nooooo instead we get ‘the city in cinema’ jeez.

(That was actually a rewarding course. But very niche.)
2
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 11h
The new Mortal Kombat game is going to be lit.
1
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 12h
Just what I’d expect from a wankclown.
3
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 12h
There is a clear gap in the wankclown market. And I intend to fill it.
1 1
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 16h
Someone made this specifically to irritate me.
1 2
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 21h
"Our pepperballs are useless! They just bounce off him! Call Dr Mengele, we need some way to stop him!"
3
Reposted by Starshark
dannykpolitics.bsky.social
Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 4d
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
320 2.3K 9.1K
Reposted by Starshark
chrisdeleon.bsky.social
Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 1d
Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls? Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
85 4.4K 16K
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 21h
Yeah, because I know the truth and you hate that. You don't do that kind of bombing and destruction combined with siege conditions without a huge death toll. And what do you mean about "Israel trying to make peace"? By stealing land and killing people? Is that peaceful to you?
starshark.bsky.social
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 1d
At least we still have RDR2.