Starspanner
@starspanner.bsky.social
Writer, editor, gamer, fantasist, rebel scum, Mars Division, Sixth House, L'cie, Christian pilgrim, proud aunt, ovarian cancer survivor, weirdo. Ever so more than twenty. Living in the US with my Ohana Ray and our puppy Arlo.
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OMG yes. Loved those awful things.
Snackwell's Devils Food Cookies (1992-2022): Fudgy chocolate cookies and a layer of marshmallow, covered in chocolate. As was the style in the 90's, they were fat-free and marketed as a healthier dessert, despite their high sugar content.
December 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
OMG yes. Loved those awful things.
Snowman is still with us for a day or two. Arlo is very slowly warming up to having another doggie in the house. #ourArlo #dogsofbluesky #schnauzergang #pekingese
December 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Snowman is still with us for a day or two. Arlo is very slowly warming up to having another doggie in the house. #ourArlo #dogsofbluesky #schnauzergang #pekingese
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Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
December 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
"Set on the Muppet Show" is a great way to describe my creative process.
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Set!
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"Set on the Muppet Show" is a great way to describe my creative process.
My December so far: A Thread
1/3
-My car started randomly stalling on me. It was in the shop for two weeks and cost me a small fortune to diagnose and repair.
-A squirrel crawled into our dryer vent and died. I have spent days trying to get the smell out and it's still not gone.
1/3
-My car started randomly stalling on me. It was in the shop for two weeks and cost me a small fortune to diagnose and repair.
-A squirrel crawled into our dryer vent and died. I have spent days trying to get the smell out and it's still not gone.
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My December so far: A Thread
1/3
-My car started randomly stalling on me. It was in the shop for two weeks and cost me a small fortune to diagnose and repair.
-A squirrel crawled into our dryer vent and died. I have spent days trying to get the smell out and it's still not gone.
1/3
-My car started randomly stalling on me. It was in the shop for two weeks and cost me a small fortune to diagnose and repair.
-A squirrel crawled into our dryer vent and died. I have spent days trying to get the smell out and it's still not gone.
I have no interesting wip uses at the moment, but way back in my first mega crossover I wrote the line:
"Trying to keep a secret in the Castle of Lions was like trying to conceal a Gundam in a baby blanket."
Which Ray still quotes at me sometimes. So there's that.
#ficwip #wordgamewednesday
"Trying to keep a secret in the Castle of Lions was like trying to conceal a Gundam in a baby blanket."
Which Ray still quotes at me sometimes. So there's that.
#ficwip #wordgamewednesday
This week's word is...
✨ BLANKET ✨
Find the word in any WIP & share the sentence containing it. All writers welcome! #wordgamewednesday
✨ BLANKET ✨
Find the word in any WIP & share the sentence containing it. All writers welcome! #wordgamewednesday
December 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I have no interesting wip uses at the moment, but way back in my first mega crossover I wrote the line:
"Trying to keep a secret in the Castle of Lions was like trying to conceal a Gundam in a baby blanket."
Which Ray still quotes at me sometimes. So there's that.
#ficwip #wordgamewednesday
"Trying to keep a secret in the Castle of Lions was like trying to conceal a Gundam in a baby blanket."
Which Ray still quotes at me sometimes. So there's that.
#ficwip #wordgamewednesday
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Set!
December 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Set!
Lance is right and he should say it.
"LET HIM SPEAK!"
9" x 12" ink and watercolor on watercolor paper.
9" x 12" ink and watercolor on watercolor paper.
December 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Lance is right and he should say it.
A series of unfortunate events has caused us to take in our neighbor's dog Snowman for a few days. This has displeased Arlo greatly. He just doesn't understand the spirit of Christmas generosity. #ourArlo #schnauzergang #pekingese #dogsofbluesky
December 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A series of unfortunate events has caused us to take in our neighbor's dog Snowman for a few days. This has displeased Arlo greatly. He just doesn't understand the spirit of Christmas generosity. #ourArlo #schnauzergang #pekingese #dogsofbluesky
Show me how your 2025 went:
December 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Show me how your 2025 went:
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go
I went with Calendar Gross. I guess I'm going to be haunted next year? Or...confront an ancient god? Or eat a lot of marshmallows? Definitely that last one. #yeahImold
I went with Calendar Gross. I guess I'm going to be haunted next year? Or...confront an ancient god? Or eat a lot of marshmallows? Definitely that last one. #yeahImold
December 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go
I went with Calendar Gross. I guess I'm going to be haunted next year? Or...confront an ancient god? Or eat a lot of marshmallows? Definitely that last one. #yeahImold
I went with Calendar Gross. I guess I'm going to be haunted next year? Or...confront an ancient god? Or eat a lot of marshmallows? Definitely that last one. #yeahImold
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness!
December 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness!
"Nothing wrong with cozy," said Allura. "Sometimes cozy is just what a group of strangers thrown together in a strange world need." --The Void #ficwip #wordgamewednesday #vdotu-btw
This week's word is...
✨ COZY ✨
Find the word in any WIP & share the sentence containing it. All writers welcome! #wordgamewednesday
✨ COZY ✨
Find the word in any WIP & share the sentence containing it. All writers welcome! #wordgamewednesday
December 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"Nothing wrong with cozy," said Allura. "Sometimes cozy is just what a group of strangers thrown together in a strange world need." --The Void #ficwip #wordgamewednesday #vdotu-btw
No one bombs like Gaston...
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
No one bombs like Gaston...
Last December I came across what looked like a twig on the sidewalk. It was a tiny poinsettia someone had just discarded and dropped on the ground. There were only two leaves and one branch was broken. I picked it up, took it home, wrapped it up, and tended it without much hope.
One year later:
One year later:
December 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Last December I came across what looked like a twig on the sidewalk. It was a tiny poinsettia someone had just discarded and dropped on the ground. There were only two leaves and one branch was broken. I picked it up, took it home, wrapped it up, and tended it without much hope.
One year later:
One year later:
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
I'm sorry. I have to do this now.
1/6
Me: Sits up in bed.
Zorak: [ambient buzzing sound]
Me: H-hey, Zorak?
Zorak: [looks away] Yeah.
[ambient buzzing sound]
Me: Are you the ghost of Christmas past?
Zorak: Maybe.
1/6
Me: Sits up in bed.
Zorak: [ambient buzzing sound]
Me: H-hey, Zorak?
Zorak: [looks away] Yeah.
[ambient buzzing sound]
Me: Are you the ghost of Christmas past?
Zorak: Maybe.
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm sorry. I have to do this now.
1/6
Me: Sits up in bed.
Zorak: [ambient buzzing sound]
Me: H-hey, Zorak?
Zorak: [looks away] Yeah.
[ambient buzzing sound]
Me: Are you the ghost of Christmas past?
Zorak: Maybe.
1/6
Me: Sits up in bed.
Zorak: [ambient buzzing sound]
Me: H-hey, Zorak?
Zorak: [looks away] Yeah.
[ambient buzzing sound]
Me: Are you the ghost of Christmas past?
Zorak: Maybe.
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
Choose Your Fighters (Cockpit Couple Edition)
December 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Choose Your Fighters (Cockpit Couple Edition)