imagining a hazy, idyllic future where i boot up the 3DS again
November 20, 2024 at 3:10 AM
imagining a hazy, idyllic future where i boot up the 3DS again
do you think mr bean is at peace with himself
November 20, 2024 at 3:06 AM
do you think mr bean is at peace with himself
November 20, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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“skeets” ❌
“tweets” ❌
“posts” ❌
“slunts” ✅ ✅ ✅
“tweets” ❌
“posts” ❌
“slunts” ✅ ✅ ✅
November 18, 2024 at 4:35 AM
“skeets” ❌
“tweets” ❌
“posts” ❌
“slunts” ✅ ✅ ✅
“tweets” ❌
“posts” ❌
“slunts” ✅ ✅ ✅
Season 14, Severance
hit the button on the coffee maker and realized I had no memory of doing any of the actual coffee preparation steps. I am the Coffee Manchurian Candidate
November 18, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Season 14, Severance
working up the courage to ask my wife if i can try out for the orlando magic
November 18, 2024 at 12:03 AM
working up the courage to ask my wife if i can try out for the orlando magic
me scrolling:
“look at all these posts”
“look at all these posts”
November 17, 2024 at 12:49 PM
me scrolling:
“look at all these posts”
“look at all these posts”
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In a world that's built on purpose to wear you down until you're nothing, simply making art and being yourself and even just loving... they're truly acts of rebellion.
November 6, 2024 at 11:45 PM
In a world that's built on purpose to wear you down until you're nothing, simply making art and being yourself and even just loving... they're truly acts of rebellion.
simple syrup? no, this stuff is liquid calculus. the taste quantum. incomprehensible. this is einstein’s syrup. you are but an infant knave.
November 6, 2024 at 12:49 AM
simple syrup? no, this stuff is liquid calculus. the taste quantum. incomprehensible. this is einstein’s syrup. you are but an infant knave.
has anyone ever made pita by ironing dough?
November 5, 2024 at 12:39 AM
has anyone ever made pita by ironing dough?
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crazy to me that @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social doesnt have 100k followers on this site. he is the author of so many historical bangers
October 26, 2024 at 4:36 AM
crazy to me that @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social doesnt have 100k followers on this site. he is the author of so many historical bangers
when they give me a gift basket
a woman is standing in front of a christmas tree with the words thanks for the gift basket below her
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a christmas tree with the words thanks for the gift basket below her
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2024 at 11:35 PM
when they give me a gift basket
NEW bluesky #feature:
“Buy Me a Pizza” (or “Buy Me a Cauliflower Steak” for vegan blue skyers) has just deployed.
We’re proud to be working with Papa John’s and our discreet geotargeting partner, the US government, to bring this delicious feature out of alpha today.
“Buy Me a Pizza” (or “Buy Me a Cauliflower Steak” for vegan blue skyers) has just deployed.
We’re proud to be working with Papa John’s and our discreet geotargeting partner, the US government, to bring this delicious feature out of alpha today.
October 23, 2024 at 5:08 AM
NEW bluesky #feature:
“Buy Me a Pizza” (or “Buy Me a Cauliflower Steak” for vegan blue skyers) has just deployed.
We’re proud to be working with Papa John’s and our discreet geotargeting partner, the US government, to bring this delicious feature out of alpha today.
“Buy Me a Pizza” (or “Buy Me a Cauliflower Steak” for vegan blue skyers) has just deployed.
We’re proud to be working with Papa John’s and our discreet geotargeting partner, the US government, to bring this delicious feature out of alpha today.
Really like the idea of Jeopardy contestants battling to eventually become the host
September 27, 2023 at 10:25 PM
Really like the idea of Jeopardy contestants battling to eventually become the host
magnets are really having a renaissance rn
September 9, 2023 at 1:28 AM
magnets are really having a renaissance rn
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July 30, 2023 at 9:54 PM
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@agentscarn1987.bsky.social been like this for the past 5 weeks or so. relentless.
July 21, 2023 at 11:55 AM
@agentscarn1987.bsky.social been like this for the past 5 weeks or so. relentless.
[pov you’re decent at estimating and you’ve got hundreds of coconuts in a pile next to you] I must have hundreds of coconuts here
July 19, 2023 at 12:42 PM
[pov you’re decent at estimating and you’ve got hundreds of coconuts in a pile next to you] I must have hundreds of coconuts here
kissing my muscles in the mirror, thinking about how it sucksss that it’s Monday
July 18, 2023 at 1:49 AM
kissing my muscles in the mirror, thinking about how it sucksss that it’s Monday