Div B
@statcenter.bsky.social
Everything NBA, some sad Hornets, a smattering of other stuff. Same Statcenter but with a bigger wingspan.
Intervention desperately needed
December 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Intervention desperately needed
Philip Rivers is currently 277 passing yards ahead of Matthew Stafford on the all-time list
December 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Philip Rivers is currently 277 passing yards ahead of Matthew Stafford on the all-time list
It isn't *quite* Bron/Wade, but it's the best I've seen since then
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It isn't *quite* Bron/Wade, but it's the best I've seen since then
Wait, you're telling me Klay Thompson hadn't forgotten how to shoot when he started the season cold? 😲
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Wait, you're telling me Klay Thompson hadn't forgotten how to shoot when he started the season cold? 😲
"you don't buy me out, I buy YOU out!!"
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"you don't buy me out, I buy YOU out!!"
You've just died
Sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you
(This one actually might)
Sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you
(This one actually might)
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
You've just died
Sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you
(This one actually might)
Sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you
(This one actually might)
(channeling my inner @howardbeck.bsky.social channeling Kirk Goldsberry)
The Kings:
- are the 2nd-oldest team in the NBA
- have the #25 offense
- have the #28 defense
- have lost 8 straight by double digits
- Sabonis just tore his meniscus
Has any team ever felt this hopeless in Nov?
The Kings:
- are the 2nd-oldest team in the NBA
- have the #25 offense
- have the #28 defense
- have lost 8 straight by double digits
- Sabonis just tore his meniscus
Has any team ever felt this hopeless in Nov?
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
(channeling my inner @howardbeck.bsky.social channeling Kirk Goldsberry)
The Kings:
- are the 2nd-oldest team in the NBA
- have the #25 offense
- have the #28 defense
- have lost 8 straight by double digits
- Sabonis just tore his meniscus
Has any team ever felt this hopeless in Nov?
The Kings:
- are the 2nd-oldest team in the NBA
- have the #25 offense
- have the #28 defense
- have lost 8 straight by double digits
- Sabonis just tore his meniscus
Has any team ever felt this hopeless in Nov?
DeMar DeRozan has already taken 47 long mid-range FGA (> 14 ft). That's more than 18 *teams* have taken so far.
November 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
DeMar DeRozan has already taken 47 long mid-range FGA (> 14 ft). That's more than 18 *teams* have taken so far.
Did @nbabeau.bsky.social create this poster??
October 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Did @nbabeau.bsky.social create this poster??
Two people I did not expect to become delightfully wholesome grown-ups
October 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Two people I did not expect to become delightfully wholesome grown-ups
Roberto Baggio, the greatest mulleted ponytailed Buddhist Italian football player of all time
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Roberto Baggio, the greatest mulleted ponytailed Buddhist Italian football player of all time
Happy #NBAMediaDay to those who celebrate! Follow along with Media Day Bingo-
September 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Happy #NBAMediaDay to those who celebrate! Follow along with Media Day Bingo-
Did you say "play fast"...
September 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Did you say "play fast"...
Happy NBA Media Day to those who celebrate
September 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Happy NBA Media Day to those who celebrate
Just a reminder that H1B's create an average of 8 high-quality US-based jobs per visa granted, through research and entrepreneurship. This dipshit administration cannot stop shooting itself in the foot.
September 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Just a reminder that H1B's create an average of 8 high-quality US-based jobs per visa granted, through research and entrepreneurship. This dipshit administration cannot stop shooting itself in the foot.
Should've gone pro smh
July 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Should've gone pro smh
Shamit nails it. The problem isn't Weaver / Dumars' talent evaluation skills; they know more about that than I'll ever know. The problem is that they apparently know less about risk management than my 8-year-old.
July 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Shamit nails it. The problem isn't Weaver / Dumars' talent evaluation skills; they know more about that than I'll ever know. The problem is that they apparently know less about risk management than my 8-year-old.
Still can't believe the Pelicans did this
June 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Still can't believe the Pelicans did this
We really need to talk about Pascal Siakam's journey as one of the most astonishing and inspiring in basketball history
June 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
We really need to talk about Pascal Siakam's journey as one of the most astonishing and inspiring in basketball history
Bless you, Blake Griffin (from @bryankalbrosky.bsky.social)
May 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Bless you, Blake Griffin (from @bryankalbrosky.bsky.social)
Whatever happens in this series, we're going to be seeing this on NBA promos for the next 30 years
May 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Whatever happens in this series, we're going to be seeing this on NBA promos for the next 30 years
Draymond already has two flagrant fouls this postseason. 4 gets you a suspension.
No way he makes it through seven games vs Rudy without having to sit one out.
No way he makes it through seven games vs Rudy without having to sit one out.
May 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Draymond already has two flagrant fouls this postseason. 4 gets you a suspension.
No way he makes it through seven games vs Rudy without having to sit one out.
No way he makes it through seven games vs Rudy without having to sit one out.
