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Take it easy!
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Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.

They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
Support Calvary Food Shelf: Emergency Response Fundraiser on GiveMN
Help us respond to urgent community needs
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January 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.

She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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ICE has only existed since 2003. A Bush-era creation, it is a militarized federal secret police that has been imbued with the Supreme Court with the unconstitutional power to ignore the fourth amendment.

Abolishing it and salting the earth where it grew is the moderate stance.
June 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Chipotle makes me feel like Macklemore
January 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Blue is, simply, the color of a Good Ole Smurf
December 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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my short film Homemade Gatorade is showing at Sundance 2026 😋 such a wonderful honor, I can’t believe it !!

big big thanks to my friends that contributed to this film, and to all my patrons that helped fund it ✨ @sundance.org
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Saw Killing of a Sacred Deer and at the end the audience was very quiet until one lady said "Jesus fuckin Christ" loud enough for all to hear and we shared a hearty laugh
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Having group sex with Jak & Daxter >>>>>
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My mailman tries to come inside my house and kiss me like twice a week
December 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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The Cost of Beauty.. [1/2]
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
October 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
FYI: Green grasshoppers can make black goo

👆👆👆👆👆👆👆
September 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I'm friends with the local librarian so he hooks me up with the books that make people go crazy
September 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
A Dog's Journey and A Dodge Journey
September 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Wifey said that if I do three chores today she'll let me take a shower with body wash 😀
August 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Drinking clear liquor with Daffy Duck and Lucy Liu
August 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I Just Spent All My Money on a Boulder in the United States
August 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Baby wearing sunglasses
Heavy knockers and fat asses
Stinky sticky smokeable grasses

👆 Things of interest 👆
August 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
July 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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いろんな国のビール。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
Beers from various countries.
July 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
When I'm having chips I always give one to the small version of Obama that lives with me, and one chip is more than enough to fill him up!
July 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Lighting a large candle just below my "extra dry" curtains
July 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Haven't stopped thinking about Gayle King saying "Blue is the color of a good ole smurf" a few days ago
July 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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lotta different ways to write a happy birthday confession letter to your pedophile best friend but "weird third-person dialogue typed in the shape of a nude woman" is by far the funniest
July 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM