if they don't want people to commit property crimes, they shouldn't call it something as alluring as "criminal mischief"

10 films to get to know me (in no particular order)

- Portrait of a Lady on Fire
- Blade Runner
- Royal Tenenbaums
- Gremlins 2: The New Batch
- Muppets Christmas Carol
- After Hours
- Annie Hall
- Face/Off
- In The Mood For Love
- It’s a Wonderful Life

oh no i'm coming down with a bad case of 𝓃𝑜𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓁𝑔𝒾𝒶 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝑜𝓅 𝒸𝓊𝓁𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓂𝓎 𝓉𝓌𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝑒𝓈

finding every hyperrealist painter on Instagram and commenting "what is that?" on all of their posts

Any time I get annoyed by Zoomer internet-speak I remind myself that Millennials were saying shit like "heckin' doggo" and "adulting" not that long ago.

Starting a new band. We dress up in hi-viz vests and hard hats and play the Home Depot song for half an hour. ISO drummer, bassist, two guitarists, and two people that alternate hitting a giant anvil on the downbeats m.youtube.com/watch?v=ycPD...

if i ever get cancelled i hope it's because sometimes i look at my cat and then in a bad Brooklyn accent call her "da poifect broad"

looked at Pitchfork for the first time in a while and the top two news stories on their homepage are about Beyonce and the Foo Fighters, lol

This goes so fucking hard

dudes love online stores with utilitarian names. i asked a friend where he got his t-shirts from, he said "clothingstoreonline.com" later he asked where i got my japanese incense from and it was "japanincense.com"

Kerri always makes fun of me for looking up random actors that I recognize when we’re watching TV but how else am I going to find out that a random sailor from Sex in the City was also the narrator for Loose Change

the Price Is Right theme song slaps way harder than it has any right to

Hayao Miyazaki is tired. He longs to retire, to rest, to sit on a porch and watch the trees. Suddenly he has an unbidden idea for a poignant coming of age story set in a world of magic and whimsy. He groans and reluctantly starts drawing the world’s most beautiful cartoon

it will be forever funny to me that one of the consequences of a worldwide pandemic was we all got emails from like, an online store we bought a frying pan from 10 years ago saying "in these difficult times maybe you'd like to buy another frying pan"

Overheard in the office: “have you heard of Filipino food?”

Technically, it IS a family film…

Rewatching The Handmaiden and I’m in awe that Park Chan Wook can make a film that’s both intensely, genuinely erotic AND has a pivotal scene where two women do the Predator handshake while scissoring

It’s only charisma if it comes from the Charisma region of France otherwise it’s “sparkling personality”