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laura, she/her, 34. contains adult content. usually fucked up over books and/or television. recovering theatre kid. 🏳️🌈
made a lil hat for my co-worker's new baby
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
made a lil hat for my co-worker's new baby
santos when she's behind on charting, her girlfriend is soft dumping her and she's in trouble for using the AI program that she only used because she was in trouble for being behind on her charting
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
santos when she's behind on charting, her girlfriend is soft dumping her and she's in trouble for using the AI program that she only used because she was in trouble for being behind on her charting
and he clearly does not have a problem snarking her when he wants to!
February 9, 2026 at 10:17 PM
and he clearly does not have a problem snarking her when he wants to!
mommy the mean lady on the tv called her roommate a nickname and it hurt my feelings :(
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
mommy the mean lady on the tv called her roommate a nickname and it hurt my feelings :(
Michael Moriarty's line deliveries were so good, man
February 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Michael Moriarty's line deliveries were so good, man
Finished the Melt the Ice hat, can confirm it is very cozy.
January 30, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Finished the Melt the Ice hat, can confirm it is very cozy.
me: how much could a house in the Bay Area cost in the early nineties, half a million? it's gotta be half a million at least, right?
google: ehehe hoohoo
google: ehehe hoohoo
January 26, 2026 at 3:56 PM
me: how much could a house in the Bay Area cost in the early nineties, half a million? it's gotta be half a million at least, right?
google: ehehe hoohoo
google: ehehe hoohoo
he started putting his fingers in all the pies and he just like, fucked all the pies
January 24, 2026 at 2:35 AM
he started putting his fingers in all the pies and he just like, fucked all the pies
missed WIP Wednesday yesterday so you get it on Thursday instead. Head on a swivel!
January 22, 2026 at 9:55 PM
missed WIP Wednesday yesterday so you get it on Thursday instead. Head on a swivel!
soup lunch eat jan please these
January 18, 2026 at 6:33 PM
soup lunch eat jan please these
even looking at him in something like National Anthem, he's got the vibe. and he's a drag queen in that movie.
January 18, 2026 at 3:45 AM
even looking at him in something like National Anthem, he's got the vibe. and he's a drag queen in that movie.
I don't want to tell casting directors how to do their job, but the actors who consistently get cast as Paul are. huh. they appear to have gotten lost on their way to Death In Venice.
January 18, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I don't want to tell casting directors how to do their job, but the actors who consistently get cast as Paul are. huh. they appear to have gotten lost on their way to Death In Venice.
comment on my last fic: "all of it feels like a hug but like a tangible solid hug where you can feel the pressure but instead of claustrophobic it feels like you're not alone"
January 17, 2026 at 3:59 PM
comment on my last fic: "all of it feels like a hug but like a tangible solid hug where you can feel the pressure but instead of claustrophobic it feels like you're not alone"
I do love when a casting department hits a home run on family resemblance. like yeah, that's their mommy.
January 15, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I do love when a casting department hits a home run on family resemblance. like yeah, that's their mommy.
you know that one friend who gets a boyfriend and keeps bringing him along to absolutely everything and you're like, he's fine, but does he really need to be here? well.
January 14, 2026 at 10:54 PM
you know that one friend who gets a boyfriend and keeps bringing him along to absolutely everything and you're like, he's fine, but does he really need to be here? well.
Obviously all of this is dystopian but this specifically gives me the creeps so bad.
January 14, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Obviously all of this is dystopian but this specifically gives me the creeps so bad.
reddit will sometimes recommend me the PNWS Studios subreddit, a community that is somehow still active, and it's heartening to know that the Tanis/Black Tapes/Rabbits fandom outlook has not changed one iota in over a decade.
January 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
reddit will sometimes recommend me the PNWS Studios subreddit, a community that is somehow still active, and it's heartening to know that the Tanis/Black Tapes/Rabbits fandom outlook has not changed one iota in over a decade.
have a wip excerpt. get in losers, we're breaking the cycle.
January 12, 2026 at 4:44 AM
have a wip excerpt. get in losers, we're breaking the cycle.
Hope Adler Blake looking at the man she chose to procreate with like
January 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Hope Adler Blake looking at the man she chose to procreate with like
genuinely cannot tell if this is AI spam or just a very strange individual
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
genuinely cannot tell if this is AI spam or just a very strange individual
first full week of the new year and the hot water is off at my apartment so I have to stay at my mom's place which is SEVERELY discombobulating me. emotionally, I am here.
January 5, 2026 at 2:40 PM
first full week of the new year and the hot water is off at my apartment so I have to stay at my mom's place which is SEVERELY discombobulating me. emotionally, I am here.