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laura, she/her, 34. contains adult content. usually fucked up over books and/or television. recovering theatre kid. 🏳️🌈
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I think about this A Softer World comic a lot. (alt text: "when you look down at people, don't you want to help them up?")
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Actions have consequences.
January 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Actions have consequences.
"the good news is, we're getting married like you've been bugging us to for ages! the bad news? actually, there is no bad news. don't worry about it."
January 7, 2026 at 6:56 PM
"the good news is, we're getting married like you've been bugging us to for ages! the bad news? actually, there is no bad news. don't worry about it."
this fic is like 90% bad childhood angst and 10% ernie realizing he has to tell his very catholic mother that he knocked his girlfriend up and having his life flash before his eyes.
January 7, 2026 at 6:56 PM
this fic is like 90% bad childhood angst and 10% ernie realizing he has to tell his very catholic mother that he knocked his girlfriend up and having his life flash before his eyes.
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Doing a SINNERS rewatch.
January 7, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Doing a SINNERS rewatch.
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
we've talked at length about Herbert West on testosterone, but have we considered Dan Cain on estrogen? it can't hurt!
January 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
we've talked at length about Herbert West on testosterone, but have we considered Dan Cain on estrogen? it can't hurt!
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“My simple dream is a $200 tent to shelter my baby girl. I lost my husband, my job, my home, and my foot was injured by quadcopters. The rain and wind swept away our tent and flooded it. We are appealing to you urgently before it's too late. Verified”
gofund.me/bec64b33
gofund.me/bec64b33
January 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
“My simple dream is a $200 tent to shelter my baby girl. I lost my husband, my job, my home, and my foot was injured by quadcopters. The rain and wind swept away our tent and flooded it. We are appealing to you urgently before it's too late. Verified”
gofund.me/bec64b33
gofund.me/bec64b33
Homicide: Life on the Street didn't even know they were ending, but they still nailed it.
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Homicide: Life on the Street didn't even know they were ending, but they still nailed it.
steps for healthy post-trauma sex life:
-open communication
-trial and error as to what works and what doesn't
-going on vacation 1200 miles away from your hometown to escape the bad memories and internalized homophobia
-open communication
-trial and error as to what works and what doesn't
-going on vacation 1200 miles away from your hometown to escape the bad memories and internalized homophobia
January 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
steps for healthy post-trauma sex life:
-open communication
-trial and error as to what works and what doesn't
-going on vacation 1200 miles away from your hometown to escape the bad memories and internalized homophobia
-open communication
-trial and error as to what works and what doesn't
-going on vacation 1200 miles away from your hometown to escape the bad memories and internalized homophobia
latest fic in the series involves the characters having actually enjoyable, stress-free sex and it feels like I'm breaking a rule lol.
January 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
latest fic in the series involves the characters having actually enjoyable, stress-free sex and it feels like I'm breaking a rule lol.
still no hot water at my apartment, I wanna go HOME.
January 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM
still no hot water at my apartment, I wanna go HOME.
all the adults in this movie are self-centered, useless buffoons whose only investment in saving the kids is in how their lives are impacted. the person who yells "look what they did to the lawn!" is the key to the movie. I'm not joking.
January 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
all the adults in this movie are self-centered, useless buffoons whose only investment in saving the kids is in how their lives are impacted. the person who yells "look what they did to the lawn!" is the key to the movie. I'm not joking.
all the adults in this story are running around chasing The Real Threat meanwhile Alex is going home every day to a house of horrors and nobody is the slightest bit interested in making sure he's okay.
January 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
all the adults in this story are running around chasing The Real Threat meanwhile Alex is going home every day to a house of horrors and nobody is the slightest bit interested in making sure he's okay.
speaking my truth: if you view Weapons as a movie about child abuse, it makes significantly more sense and enriches the text!
January 6, 2026 at 2:47 PM
speaking my truth: if you view Weapons as a movie about child abuse, it makes significantly more sense and enriches the text!
someone just came in complaining that we charge late fees now (we don't; we charge LOST fees, i.e. if a book never comes back then you gotta pay to replace it.) "you're a LIBRARY, the whole point is the books are FREE." ma'am. ma'am, there won't be any free books if people steal them.
January 6, 2026 at 2:43 PM
someone just came in complaining that we charge late fees now (we don't; we charge LOST fees, i.e. if a book never comes back then you gotta pay to replace it.) "you're a LIBRARY, the whole point is the books are FREE." ma'am. ma'am, there won't be any free books if people steal them.
genuinely cannot tell if this is AI spam or just a very strange individual
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
genuinely cannot tell if this is AI spam or just a very strange individual
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Roses are red,
Sunlight is bright
Sunlight is bright
January 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Roses are red,
Sunlight is bright
Sunlight is bright
especially weird because Santos and Mel had settled into, if not friendship, then at least cordiality by the end of season one! also, if Abby kicks him out (as she should) I do not think she would have beef with his new girlfriend. like, why would she.
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
especially weird because Santos and Mel had settled into, if not friendship, then at least cordiality by the end of season one! also, if Abby kicks him out (as she should) I do not think she would have beef with his new girlfriend. like, why would she.
I have occasionally dipped my toe into reading Mel/Langdon fics, but more often than not they clearly hate Santos and/or Abby, and I don't care for that shit at ALL.
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I have occasionally dipped my toe into reading Mel/Langdon fics, but more often than not they clearly hate Santos and/or Abby, and I don't care for that shit at ALL.
first full week of the new year and the hot water is off at my apartment so I have to stay at my mom's place which is SEVERELY discombobulating me. emotionally, I am here.
January 5, 2026 at 2:40 PM
first full week of the new year and the hot water is off at my apartment so I have to stay at my mom's place which is SEVERELY discombobulating me. emotionally, I am here.
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it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over
January 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over
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Ultimately, I refuse to privilege the incarceration status of American (or Israeli) soldiers over the life and humanity of Palestinians, Syrians, Iraqis, Afghans, Yemenis, Nigeriens, Syrians, Lebanese, Libyans, Somalis, Pakistanis, or Venezuelans
We all Stan that one Taylor Swift Stan account on Twitter that spent time in jail rather than join the IDF but we can't ask the same of American kids? At least in Israel joining up is mandatory! You literally volunteered for this! You were born as the Iraq war was starting, what did you expect!
January 4, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Ultimately, I refuse to privilege the incarceration status of American (or Israeli) soldiers over the life and humanity of Palestinians, Syrians, Iraqis, Afghans, Yemenis, Nigeriens, Syrians, Lebanese, Libyans, Somalis, Pakistanis, or Venezuelans