YOU'RE ALL GOING IN MY REPORT
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laura, she/her, 34. contains adult content. usually fucked up over books and/or television. recovering theatre kid. 🏳️‍🌈
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there is literally nothing stopping them from being French or Catholic, they have their own political party representing them in Parliament, they are just the world's sorest losers.
a bloo bloo bloo, our colonizers lost to the other colonizers three hundred years ago and now we have to make street signs in english and french waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.
quebec nationalism gotta be one of the dumbest nationalisms out there
deeply compelled by whatever's happening with Annie Kaykaty here. I get spray tan, but why is she tanned everywhere BUT her face?
Look at all those “college aged kids” texting each other “I love Hitler.”
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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
also isn't "This Woman's Work" a more appropriate song for that moment anyway.
I think as a playwright, if you can't trust your audience to sit with a heavy moment without trying to force emotion with a pop song, you might be a bad playwright.
the really terrible part (I mean, besides being trapped in the room with the cringe) was that it came right after a genuinely affecting scene where a character breaks down over her infertility and then, suddenly: Kate Bush.
I have a low tolerance for divine feminine shit at the best of times, but I just saw a play in which a bunch of 18th century women spontaneously broke into a "Running Up That Hill" singalong and I swear to you I felt my soul vomit.
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jolly_good_ginger Retired Army Vet Dropping Facts
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CHOTINER: And when was that?
MY CAT: I mean at least 14 hours ago
CHOTINER: Well hold on. You're telling me you haven't been fed at all today but if I look in your bowl here I see a-
MY CAT: An untouched serving, I know, but if you'd let me finish-
CHOTINER: Yeah, of course.
let's all give them a hand, folks!
Joseph Potter and Assad Zaman recently participated in a rehearsed reading and will soon share the stage in the upcoming production of “Charles Dickens Morning Chronicle”.

Find out more here: www.gofundme.com/f/morning-ch...

#JosephPotter #AssadZaman #iwtv
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jimmys kimmel
we are all jimmy kimmel, they just created 1 million jimmy kimmels
Breaking: Jimmy Kimmel to return Tuesday.
before I went into The Long Walk, my biggest question was "how do they poop?" and, well. the film frankly gave me more information about that than I cared to have.
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🎶was red and yellow and green and brown
And scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose🎶
You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation
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I don’t think Eric Adams should be the mayor anymore but I’m really going to miss Eric Adams the character
You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation
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If Isaac Chotiner asks you about your friendship with Henry Kissinger, you are already dead.
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i have found a second breakfast cereal that I am grudgingly willing to tolerate
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A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.
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last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"

anyways, great news! (1/X)
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ATTN FELLOW CANADIANS:

An actual MP has created a petition to stop financial discrimination against adult creators by payment processors. You have to confirm your email but thats because its something that can actually be shown to parliament.
Canadians! There is a petition to sign to protest Mastercard and Visa's control over the purchase of legal adult content. This is specifically about the Steam & itchio situation, but language protects adult creators.

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

#nsfw #censorship #canpoli

@acvalens.net
Petition e-6695 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
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Palestinian families like Waseem's are struggling to stay alive as they're hounded by the IDF and starved to death in Israel's genocidal siege of Gaza. Please help by sharing & donating to cover the costs of evacuation, shelter, & food:
showed this to my mom and she was like, "I didn't realize you were being political! I thought you were talking about the movie!" Mother, THIS IS ABOUT THE MOVIE.
delivered a presentation on My Beautiful Laundrette tonight in my typical subtle fashion