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laura, she/her, 34. contains adult content. usually fucked up over books and/or television. recovering theatre kid. 🏳️🌈
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I think about this A Softer World comic a lot. (alt text: "when you look down at people, don't you want to help them up?")
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And Tiny Tim, who DID NOT DIE...
...Wait. This just in. Oh, God damnit 2025...
...Wait. This just in. Oh, God damnit 2025...
December 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
And Tiny Tim, who DID NOT DIE...
...Wait. This just in. Oh, God damnit 2025...
...Wait. This just in. Oh, God damnit 2025...
WHY DO I HAVE A SORE THROAT
December 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
WHY DO I HAVE A SORE THROAT
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six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
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why am I so selfconscious about writing Serious Stories about Serious Topics, I'm a fucking romance novelist.
December 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
why am I so selfconscious about writing Serious Stories about Serious Topics, I'm a fucking romance novelist.
it's here . . .
December 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
it's here . . .
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Nazi-adjacent folks now active in the regime.
Democratic pols and progressive celebrities barely tried to fight a single one, because who wants to believe a basement troll screaming about women Ghostbusters and gay Marvel Comics characters is successfully radicalizing millions of teenagers? Yet... >
Democratic pols and progressive celebrities barely tried to fight a single one, because who wants to believe a basement troll screaming about women Ghostbusters and gay Marvel Comics characters is successfully radicalizing millions of teenagers? Yet... >
Let's all stop ignoring The Fandom Menace. It's real, and it's winning
Attacks from the toxic side of Marvel and "Star Wars" fandom are a feature, not a bug, and they serve a darker side
www.salon.com
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Nazi-adjacent folks now active in the regime.
Democratic pols and progressive celebrities barely tried to fight a single one, because who wants to believe a basement troll screaming about women Ghostbusters and gay Marvel Comics characters is successfully radicalizing millions of teenagers? Yet... >
Democratic pols and progressive celebrities barely tried to fight a single one, because who wants to believe a basement troll screaming about women Ghostbusters and gay Marvel Comics characters is successfully radicalizing millions of teenagers? Yet... >
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Laughing off pop culture hatemongers/conspiracy theorists due to their seemingly obvious ridiculousness is what broke this country.
The ripple effect of G*mergate, C*micsgate, and especially F*ndom Menace is just endless. All were functionally Trojan-horse campaigns for dead-serious Nazi- or >
The ripple effect of G*mergate, C*micsgate, and especially F*ndom Menace is just endless. All were functionally Trojan-horse campaigns for dead-serious Nazi- or >
December 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Laughing off pop culture hatemongers/conspiracy theorists due to their seemingly obvious ridiculousness is what broke this country.
The ripple effect of G*mergate, C*micsgate, and especially F*ndom Menace is just endless. All were functionally Trojan-horse campaigns for dead-serious Nazi- or >
The ripple effect of G*mergate, C*micsgate, and especially F*ndom Menace is just endless. All were functionally Trojan-horse campaigns for dead-serious Nazi- or >
the kids in The Outsiders are being supported by their older brother's job at a garage, and yet they appear to own a home. the sixties were a different time.
December 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
the kids in The Outsiders are being supported by their older brother's job at a garage, and yet they appear to own a home. the sixties were a different time.
the biggest problem with twitter (for me personally) is that you log in and immediately get sent to the "for you" tab, where you will almost inevitably get slapped in the face with something upsetting. like a dead fish.
December 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
the biggest problem with twitter (for me personally) is that you log in and immediately get sent to the "for you" tab, where you will almost inevitably get slapped in the face with something upsetting. like a dead fish.
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on my knees begging you to understand: that is not old man yaoi. those men are in their twenties. maybe thirties. please. my crops are dying, my skin is dry. where are the old men? where is the old man yaoi? help me. p l e a s e
December 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
on my knees begging you to understand: that is not old man yaoi. those men are in their twenties. maybe thirties. please. my crops are dying, my skin is dry. where are the old men? where is the old man yaoi? help me. p l e a s e
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There’s still time! Give the gift of nightmares to someone you hate—or love! Available at all the best bookstores, online and in your very own town 👻
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
There’s still time! Give the gift of nightmares to someone you hate—or love! Available at all the best bookstores, online and in your very own town 👻
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thinkin about stuff
December 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
thinkin about stuff
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It's that time of year again — if you're headed to your parents house and they have a Samsung tv, just know that Samsung has renamed motion smoothing to "Picture Clarity" because technology must change for the sake of nothing
Settings > Picture > Expert Settings > Picture Clarity
Settings > Picture > Expert Settings > Picture Clarity
December 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It's that time of year again — if you're headed to your parents house and they have a Samsung tv, just know that Samsung has renamed motion smoothing to "Picture Clarity" because technology must change for the sake of nothing
Settings > Picture > Expert Settings > Picture Clarity
Settings > Picture > Expert Settings > Picture Clarity
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There really is no justification for this company’s existence.
Her daughter was unraveling, and she didn’t know why. Then she found the AI chat logs.
A majority of teens are interacting with AI companions, and many of their parents have no idea.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
There really is no justification for this company’s existence.
was trying to get screencaps of finn's necklace and absolutely lost my shit laughing at this.
December 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
was trying to get screencaps of finn's necklace and absolutely lost my shit laughing at this.
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I'm currently working on a novel and at the end of an average day, I'm wiped out. The sheer amount of analysis, synthesis, making of connections, layering of prose, deepening of characterization, supplemental research... all the mental work is intense and exhilarating. Which is just to say, fuck AI.
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I'm currently working on a novel and at the end of an average day, I'm wiped out. The sheer amount of analysis, synthesis, making of connections, layering of prose, deepening of characterization, supplemental research... all the mental work is intense and exhilarating. Which is just to say, fuck AI.
"A permanent solution to a temporary problem" is a thing people say about suicide, and it's true, but it's also something you just can't see until you're on the other side of it. Your brain won't let you. And the feeling comes and goes so fast.
December 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"A permanent solution to a temporary problem" is a thing people say about suicide, and it's true, but it's also something you just can't see until you're on the other side of it. Your brain won't let you. And the feeling comes and goes so fast.
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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Before Bari Weiss pulled the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT, @propublica.org @texastribune.org & a team of Venezuelan journalists compiled a first-of-its-kind, case-by-case accounting of 238 Venezuelan men who were held in El Salvador.
Read their stories here:
projects.propublica.org/venezuelan-i...
Read their stories here:
projects.propublica.org/venezuelan-i...
December 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Before Bari Weiss pulled the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT, @propublica.org @texastribune.org & a team of Venezuelan journalists compiled a first-of-its-kind, case-by-case accounting of 238 Venezuelan men who were held in El Salvador.
Read their stories here:
projects.propublica.org/venezuelan-i...
Read their stories here:
projects.propublica.org/venezuelan-i...
update: it was a close one, but I did not cry in front of the babies. probably looked pretty red-eyed, but I doubt they noticed.
also I have storytime in twenty minutes and I can't cry in front of the babies.
December 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
update: it was a close one, but I did not cry in front of the babies. probably looked pretty red-eyed, but I doubt they noticed.
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Once again, I am thankful to all of you who have reached out with kind words about my work in Star Wars and in The Life of Chuck. It is not mere humility when I tell you I'm not the man you think I am.
December 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Once again, I am thankful to all of you who have reached out with kind words about my work in Star Wars and in The Life of Chuck. It is not mere humility when I tell you I'm not the man you think I am.
The weight of the world feels so heavy this week.
December 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The weight of the world feels so heavy this week.
picking the Character up by the scruff of their neck and forcibly dragging them to the pink pony club.
December 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
picking the Character up by the scruff of their neck and forcibly dragging them to the pink pony club.
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now