El Stealie Willie
@stealiewillie.bsky.social
Making myself laugh since this morning FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! All shall love me and despair!
Also, help keep Bluesky great by immediately blocking Trump supporters & apologists. 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦 ✊🏽 🖖🏽 😎
No mames guey. Pero si vas a mamar, mamalo bien!
Also, help keep Bluesky great by immediately blocking Trump supporters & apologists. 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦 ✊🏽 🖖🏽 😎
No mames guey. Pero si vas a mamar, mamalo bien!
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Gotta say. @bsky.app is pretty nice. So much less toxic it’s refreshing.
Comment of the day! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #fucktrump
December 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Comment of the day! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #fucktrump
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Here’s a hot take 🔥:
Emmitt Smith was the better performer on Dancing with the Stars S3 and deserved to win. Mario Lopez was not the better choice and it was right for him to get second place.
Fight me
#dancingwiththestars
Emmitt Smith was the better performer on Dancing with the Stars S3 and deserved to win. Mario Lopez was not the better choice and it was right for him to get second place.
Fight me
#dancingwiththestars
November 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Here’s a hot take 🔥:
Emmitt Smith was the better performer on Dancing with the Stars S3 and deserved to win. Mario Lopez was not the better choice and it was right for him to get second place.
Fight me
#dancingwiththestars
Emmitt Smith was the better performer on Dancing with the Stars S3 and deserved to win. Mario Lopez was not the better choice and it was right for him to get second place.
Fight me
#dancingwiththestars
I can’t really be myself huh? I would piss off too many people off. 😔 It’s exhausting just staying quiet. I have so much life to live.
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I can’t really be myself huh? I would piss off too many people off. 😔 It’s exhausting just staying quiet. I have so much life to live.
I’m not the type of guy that would wish ill on………….NAH never mind. I hope he gets or has the worst degenerative disease known to man and that he eventually succumbs to it in the most painful way. 😂 dude is going to go down in history with Putin, Stalin, Bonaparte, King Henry VIII, & King John.
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I’m not the type of guy that would wish ill on………….NAH never mind. I hope he gets or has the worst degenerative disease known to man and that he eventually succumbs to it in the most painful way. 😂 dude is going to go down in history with Putin, Stalin, Bonaparte, King Henry VIII, & King John.
Don’t be fooled. When they do this they’re telling you to go and fuck yourself. We just see it as adorable. #dogs #chihuahuas
November 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Don’t be fooled. When they do this they’re telling you to go and fuck yourself. We just see it as adorable. #dogs #chihuahuas
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All. Of. This.
October 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
All. Of. This.
October 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Omg yes.
September 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Omg yes.
You know what’s cool? Beer. Beer is cool
a chimpanzee wearing a straw hat and sunglasses holds a drink
ALT: a chimpanzee wearing a straw hat and sunglasses holds a drink
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September 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
You know what’s cool? Beer. Beer is cool
Name the movie quote:
“Scotty beamed me up twice last night. It was wonderful.”
Try not to google it.
“Scotty beamed me up twice last night. It was wonderful.”
Try not to google it.
August 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Name the movie quote:
“Scotty beamed me up twice last night. It was wonderful.”
Try not to google it.
“Scotty beamed me up twice last night. It was wonderful.”
Try not to google it.
August 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I think we should remind the world that there is such a thing as bewbs. Bewbs are good Mmmm’kay.
August 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I think we should remind the world that there is such a thing as bewbs. Bewbs are good Mmmm’kay.
Good God someone end this man already. 🍊
August 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Good God someone end this man already. 🍊
This is a real commercial at 2:30am! 😂🤣😂🤣 MIRACLE SPRING WATER!!! 🤣🤣
August 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
This is a real commercial at 2:30am! 😂🤣😂🤣 MIRACLE SPRING WATER!!! 🤣🤣
I’m really feeling like nothing matters. The hell.
a cartoon of stitch covering his eyes with his hands and the words uggg !! below him .
ALT: a cartoon of stitch covering his eyes with his hands and the words uggg !! below him .
media.tenor.com
August 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’m really feeling like nothing matters. The hell.
You just know some single issue will come up and parts of the left will flock to a third-party candidate—again—all in the name of “sending a message” to the establishment. Meanwhile, the right just consolidates power. Rinse, repeat.
If we make it through the next 1,316 days, I hope enough American voters begin to prioritize sanity, competence, expertise, and decorum in our political leadership.
June 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
You just know some single issue will come up and parts of the left will flock to a third-party candidate—again—all in the name of “sending a message” to the establishment. Meanwhile, the right just consolidates power. Rinse, repeat.
Who know what’s good?
Spaghetti in meat sauce.
Spaghetti in meat sauce.
June 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Who know what’s good?
Spaghetti in meat sauce.
Spaghetti in meat sauce.
😂😂
May 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
😂😂
Can you imagine a commercial about organic and Gluten Free edibles?
May 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Can you imagine a commercial about organic and Gluten Free edibles?
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Take care of yours.
Let the MAGAts deal with the consequences of their own doing.
Let the MAGAts deal with the consequences of their own doing.
May 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Take care of yours.
Let the MAGAts deal with the consequences of their own doing.
Let the MAGAts deal with the consequences of their own doing.
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