Stealth Aardvark
@stealthaardvark.bsky.social
Creating a naughty corner wherever I go.
Not sure if I'm truly an aardvark.
The stealth bit is wishful thinking.
Not sure if I'm truly an aardvark.
The stealth bit is wishful thinking.
He's just stolen a packet of thyme from the kitchen. Need I say more? 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
He's just stolen a packet of thyme from the kitchen. Need I say more? 🙄
I never realised bell ringing required such intimate team preparation. Or is it just that BBC website proof reading is still pants?
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I never realised bell ringing required such intimate team preparation. Or is it just that BBC website proof reading is still pants?
Moose would like to know why his dinner has not yet been served. Anyone know how to explain the end of BST to a dog?
October 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Moose would like to know why his dinner has not yet been served. Anyone know how to explain the end of BST to a dog?
In think the BBC might think Jamie Borthwick is actually Elon Musk's child
September 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
In think the BBC might think Jamie Borthwick is actually Elon Musk's child
10/10 for thinking about recycling, Moose. 0/10 for fetching tins out of the recycling to bring to me, rather than putting things in. 🤦🏻♀️
August 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
10/10 for thinking about recycling, Moose. 0/10 for fetching tins out of the recycling to bring to me, rather than putting things in. 🤦🏻♀️
After yesterday's rain, a beautiful morning for a rehearsal in this lovely place😊
August 1, 2025 at 7:36 AM
After yesterday's rain, a beautiful morning for a rehearsal in this lovely place😊
I'm not sure this is what I want from a herb planter😬
July 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I'm not sure this is what I want from a herb planter😬
#IndependenceDay is #GotchaDay for Moose. 6 years with this lunatic in my life. Would I change anything? No. (Except for last week when he proudly showed me the almost dead 8 inch rat he'd displayed in the middle of the living room carpet.) Nearly back to Dogs Trust but I changed my mind 🥰
July 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
#IndependenceDay is #GotchaDay for Moose. 6 years with this lunatic in my life. Would I change anything? No. (Except for last week when he proudly showed me the almost dead 8 inch rat he'd displayed in the middle of the living room carpet.) Nearly back to Dogs Trust but I changed my mind 🥰
Am I the only one getting Wayne's World vibes from these basement baseball hat images?
Party on, JD.
Party on, Don.
At least when Wayne and Garth talked inane nonsense it was entertaining and didn't threaten the free world. 😬
Party on, JD.
Party on, Don.
At least when Wayne and Garth talked inane nonsense it was entertaining and didn't threaten the free world. 😬
June 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Am I the only one getting Wayne's World vibes from these basement baseball hat images?
Party on, JD.
Party on, Don.
At least when Wayne and Garth talked inane nonsense it was entertaining and didn't threaten the free world. 😬
Party on, JD.
Party on, Don.
At least when Wayne and Garth talked inane nonsense it was entertaining and didn't threaten the free world. 😬
We've gone for our walk before it gets too hot for paws on pavements. Moose is now happily dozing in front of the fan. Life's tough in the spaniel business🥰
June 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
We've gone for our walk before it gets too hot for paws on pavements. Moose is now happily dozing in front of the fan. Life's tough in the spaniel business🥰
It's this the face of innocence? No. No, it isn't.
This is the face of Moose not really apologising for stealing the cheese off the table and loudly eating it all.
Guess I'm about to find out if dogs have cheese dreams too.
#thievingspaniel
This is the face of Moose not really apologising for stealing the cheese off the table and loudly eating it all.
Guess I'm about to find out if dogs have cheese dreams too.
#thievingspaniel
June 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It's this the face of innocence? No. No, it isn't.
This is the face of Moose not really apologising for stealing the cheese off the table and loudly eating it all.
Guess I'm about to find out if dogs have cheese dreams too.
#thievingspaniel
This is the face of Moose not really apologising for stealing the cheese off the table and loudly eating it all.
Guess I'm about to find out if dogs have cheese dreams too.
#thievingspaniel
Undeniable evidence of this midnight hooligan's antics. Who has done nearly 40 minutes of activity before 6am? I'm so glad he got 6 hours of resting cos I f-ing didn't. 😠
May 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Undeniable evidence of this midnight hooligan's antics. Who has done nearly 40 minutes of activity before 6am? I'm so glad he got 6 hours of resting cos I f-ing didn't. 😠
Someone is having a leisurely lie in this morning. I'm not surprised he's tired.
At 1am he went berserk, careering through the house and garden barking at absolutely nothing. For about 20 minutes. Could not get him to stop.
Moose, I love you to bits but there are times...🤬🥱
At 1am he went berserk, careering through the house and garden barking at absolutely nothing. For about 20 minutes. Could not get him to stop.
Moose, I love you to bits but there are times...🤬🥱
May 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Someone is having a leisurely lie in this morning. I'm not surprised he's tired.
At 1am he went berserk, careering through the house and garden barking at absolutely nothing. For about 20 minutes. Could not get him to stop.
Moose, I love you to bits but there are times...🤬🥱
At 1am he went berserk, careering through the house and garden barking at absolutely nothing. For about 20 minutes. Could not get him to stop.
Moose, I love you to bits but there are times...🤬🥱
Is dog breath worse when masked by stolen garlic mayo? Yes. Yes it is. (Please note paws at peak floof)
May 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Is dog breath worse when masked by stolen garlic mayo? Yes. Yes it is. (Please note paws at peak floof)
Just a good boi asleep with his kangaroo 🥰
Happy Easter 🐰
Happy Easter 🐰
April 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Just a good boi asleep with his kangaroo 🥰
Happy Easter 🐰
Happy Easter 🐰
Happy 9th birthday to my boss, Moose.
Also to my sister (more than 9 but I'm too polite to say how much more😁)
Also to my sister (more than 9 but I'm too polite to say how much more😁)
April 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Happy 9th birthday to my boss, Moose.
Also to my sister (more than 9 but I'm too polite to say how much more😁)
Also to my sister (more than 9 but I'm too polite to say how much more😁)
February 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Sunday morning spaniel.
Moose seems very happy to have a lie in today.
What you can't see is that he's right in the middle of the bed and I'm stuck on 6 inches on the edge.
And no, of course I won't be moving him😊
Moose seems very happy to have a lie in today.
What you can't see is that he's right in the middle of the bed and I'm stuck on 6 inches on the edge.
And no, of course I won't be moving him😊
January 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Sunday morning spaniel.
Moose seems very happy to have a lie in today.
What you can't see is that he's right in the middle of the bed and I'm stuck on 6 inches on the edge.
And no, of course I won't be moving him😊
Moose seems very happy to have a lie in today.
What you can't see is that he's right in the middle of the bed and I'm stuck on 6 inches on the edge.
And no, of course I won't be moving him😊
Holiday mood
December 21, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Holiday mood
I try not to negotiate with terrorists but if I don't give in and hand over treats I'll lose yet another pair of reading glasses.
December 8, 2024 at 8:44 PM
I try not to negotiate with terrorists but if I don't give in and hand over treats I'll lose yet another pair of reading glasses.
Only done one bit of Christmas decorating so far. But it is the most important one.
The question it asks is rhetorical. Obviously 🥰🐶
The question it asks is rhetorical. Obviously 🥰🐶
December 1, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Only done one bit of Christmas decorating so far. But it is the most important one.
The question it asks is rhetorical. Obviously 🥰🐶
The question it asks is rhetorical. Obviously 🥰🐶
First properly wet dog walk of the season. And I've only just realised I bought an anorak the same colour as Moose's.
November 23, 2024 at 9:09 AM
First properly wet dog walk of the season. And I've only just realised I bought an anorak the same colour as Moose's.
