Stealth Aardvark
@stealthaardvark.bsky.social
Creating a naughty corner wherever I go.
Not sure if I'm truly an aardvark.
The stealth bit is wishful thinking.
Not sure if I'm truly an aardvark.
The stealth bit is wishful thinking.
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BBC News really on the hot stories today. What would I have done without the crucial information here?!?!
(Spoiler alert - they aren't collecting bins on bank holidays)
#SlowNewsDay
BBC News really on the hot stories today. What would I have done without the crucial information here?!?!
(Spoiler alert - they aren't collecting bins on bank holidays)
#SlowNewsDay
Christmas bin collection changes across Bristol, Somerset, Wiltshire and Gloucestershire
Bin and recycling collections will change over Christmas and New Year because of bank holidays.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News really on the hot stories today. What would I have done without the crucial information here?!?!
(Spoiler alert - they aren't collecting bins on bank holidays)
#SlowNewsDay
BBC News really on the hot stories today. What would I have done without the crucial information here?!?!
(Spoiler alert - they aren't collecting bins on bank holidays)
#SlowNewsDay
Motsi is great but her dress tonight looks like two giant pieces of sesame prawn toast and I can't not see it now.
I do worry about my brain sometimes.
#Strictly
I do worry about my brain sometimes.
#Strictly
December 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Motsi is great but her dress tonight looks like two giant pieces of sesame prawn toast and I can't not see it now.
I do worry about my brain sometimes.
#Strictly
I do worry about my brain sometimes.
#Strictly
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I remember the night I first introduced Count Dragomir Vasile Mihai Neculai Alexandru Constantin Dodos of Josenii Bârgäului to my wife. She grimaced and said "That's a terribly elaborate name for
such a small penis".
such a small penis".
December 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I remember the night I first introduced Count Dragomir Vasile Mihai Neculai Alexandru Constantin Dodos of Josenii Bârgäului to my wife. She grimaced and said "That's a terribly elaborate name for
such a small penis".
such a small penis".
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... Today, still wanted by the government they survive as Wise Men. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The Three Kings.
2/2
#CursedCarols
2/2
#CursedCarols
December 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
... Today, still wanted by the government they survive as Wise Men. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The Three Kings.
2/2
#CursedCarols
2/2
#CursedCarols
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In 0 AD, a crack royal unit was sent to Bethlehem to find a Saviour they weren't sure was real. These men promptly escaped from Herod, who tried to slaughter them on their way home.
1/2
#CursedCarols
1/2
#CursedCarols
December 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
In 0 AD, a crack royal unit was sent to Bethlehem to find a Saviour they weren't sure was real. These men promptly escaped from Herod, who tried to slaughter them on their way home.
1/2
#CursedCarols
1/2
#CursedCarols
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circus marketing
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
circus marketing
The final commission is fantastic. Love the meeting of science and art. I don't care what the naysayers think, the judges know what they're doing #PAOTY
December 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The final commission is fantastic. Love the meeting of science and art. I don't care what the naysayers think, the judges know what they're doing #PAOTY
He's just stolen a packet of thyme from the kitchen. Need I say more? 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
He's just stolen a packet of thyme from the kitchen. Need I say more? 🙄
Watching Freddy behaving perfectly and feeling somewhat embarrassed by my hooligan of a spaniel. He'd be eating the paint, stealing brushes and clambering over everything. Moose would only be a furry blur in a portrait. #PAOTY #PortraitArtistoftheYear
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Watching Freddy behaving perfectly and feeling somewhat embarrassed by my hooligan of a spaniel. He'd be eating the paint, stealing brushes and clambering over everything. Moose would only be a furry blur in a portrait. #PAOTY #PortraitArtistoftheYear
I like all 3 on the shortlist this week. I can see the potential for all of them to produce interesting commission pieces.
Lewis' portrait makes me think of a 50s film poster, which i rather like
#PAOTY
Lewis' portrait makes me think of a 50s film poster, which i rather like
#PAOTY
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I like all 3 on the shortlist this week. I can see the potential for all of them to produce interesting commission pieces.
Lewis' portrait makes me think of a 50s film poster, which i rather like
#PAOTY
Lewis' portrait makes me think of a 50s film poster, which i rather like
#PAOTY
I never realised bell ringing required such intimate team preparation. Or is it just that BBC website proof reading is still pants?
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I never realised bell ringing required such intimate team preparation. Or is it just that BBC website proof reading is still pants?
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Are you still preparing your Advent Carol Service? Looking for something with a bit more joy?
#CursedCarols
#CursedCarols
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Are you still preparing your Advent Carol Service? Looking for something with a bit more joy?
#CursedCarols
#CursedCarols
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For pity's sake.
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
For pity's sake.
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Hi bluesky I made you a giraph ok thanks
October 29, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Hi bluesky I made you a giraph ok thanks
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1688
October 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1688
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October 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Moose would like to know why his dinner has not yet been served. Anyone know how to explain the end of BST to a dog?
October 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Moose would like to know why his dinner has not yet been served. Anyone know how to explain the end of BST to a dog?
Why do they not realise that the last people in to breakfast each morning were the ones up for murder in order to keep the suspense for the viewers? And as such are faithful.
#Traitors
#Traitors
October 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Why do they not realise that the last people in to breakfast each morning were the ones up for murder in order to keep the suspense for the viewers? And as such are faithful.
#Traitors
#Traitors