SteamBoat Wendigo
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Im going to talk about movies and you cant stop me.
I saw Primate over the weekend.
I went into it thinking "monkeys are bad pets."
I left this theater thinking "monkeys are bad pets and scary monsters."
I went into it thinking "monkeys are bad pets."
I left this theater thinking "monkeys are bad pets and scary monsters."
January 20, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I saw Primate over the weekend.
I went into it thinking "monkeys are bad pets."
I left this theater thinking "monkeys are bad pets and scary monsters."
I went into it thinking "monkeys are bad pets."
I left this theater thinking "monkeys are bad pets and scary monsters."
When Leo is running around all stressed out about charging his phone. Ive seen my friends do that right after we get home from the bar.
WHERE IS THE OUTLET
WHERE IS THE OUTLET
January 12, 2026 at 9:32 PM
When Leo is running around all stressed out about charging his phone. Ive seen my friends do that right after we get home from the bar.
WHERE IS THE OUTLET
WHERE IS THE OUTLET
I just Finished One Battle After Another and all I want to do is drive a garbage car around while being real paranoid.
January 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I just Finished One Battle After Another and all I want to do is drive a garbage car around while being real paranoid.
My spirit animal. Also a Eurasian Eagle Owl.
January 9, 2026 at 11:58 PM
My spirit animal. Also a Eurasian Eagle Owl.
Glen Powell hitting someone with a pot of coffee while yelling "How do you TAKE IT."
Thats why we watch movies. Thats why we do it. That right there.
Thats why we watch movies. Thats why we do it. That right there.
January 9, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Glen Powell hitting someone with a pot of coffee while yelling "How do you TAKE IT."
Thats why we watch movies. Thats why we do it. That right there.
Thats why we watch movies. Thats why we do it. That right there.
Just got the last Stranger Things episode spoiled to me by a fucking push notification from the NEWS.
January 1, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Just got the last Stranger Things episode spoiled to me by a fucking push notification from the NEWS.
My Kink Is Karma is the musical equivalent of Last Night In Soho. No I won't explain.
January 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
My Kink Is Karma is the musical equivalent of Last Night In Soho. No I won't explain.
I appreciate the formatting of this list.
Its like receiving terrible news in a good way.
Like a dentist telling you that your entire mouth has to be removed but youll get ice cream.
Its like receiving terrible news in a good way.
Like a dentist telling you that your entire mouth has to be removed but youll get ice cream.
December 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I appreciate the formatting of this list.
Its like receiving terrible news in a good way.
Like a dentist telling you that your entire mouth has to be removed but youll get ice cream.
Its like receiving terrible news in a good way.
Like a dentist telling you that your entire mouth has to be removed but youll get ice cream.
My wife just said "I get the gist of Twin Peaks."
No you dont. No one does.
No you dont. No one does.
December 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
My wife just said "I get the gist of Twin Peaks."
No you dont. No one does.
No you dont. No one does.
On this planet, one bathroom minute is equal to twelve movie minutes.
December 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
On this planet, one bathroom minute is equal to twelve movie minutes.
Seth Macfarlans dad asks the viewers if anyone wants to buy some pot from him in one of the Christmas Family Guy specials
Is that offer still on the table?
Is that offer still on the table?
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Seth Macfarlans dad asks the viewers if anyone wants to buy some pot from him in one of the Christmas Family Guy specials
Is that offer still on the table?
Is that offer still on the table?
Now You 3 Me: Now You Dont
The dialouge here feels like it was written by me. A talentless hack who doesn't have a single second in scriptwritting experience.
Who are these movies for? Maybe a large amount of people shoving popcorn into their mouths clapping loudly.
The dialouge here feels like it was written by me. A talentless hack who doesn't have a single second in scriptwritting experience.
Who are these movies for? Maybe a large amount of people shoving popcorn into their mouths clapping loudly.
December 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Now You 3 Me: Now You Dont
The dialouge here feels like it was written by me. A talentless hack who doesn't have a single second in scriptwritting experience.
Who are these movies for? Maybe a large amount of people shoving popcorn into their mouths clapping loudly.
The dialouge here feels like it was written by me. A talentless hack who doesn't have a single second in scriptwritting experience.
Who are these movies for? Maybe a large amount of people shoving popcorn into their mouths clapping loudly.
Its been quiet. Whats that bastard Musk up to?
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Its been quiet. Whats that bastard Musk up to?
Stranger Things started while Obama was president. Go ahead. Look it up. #StrangerThings
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Stranger Things started while Obama was president. Go ahead. Look it up. #StrangerThings
Another outstanding review by horror master, Stephen King.
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Another outstanding review by horror master, Stephen King.
Recreate Goodfellas with Chicago drill rappers beat for beat.
The coke, the paranoia, the hits, the funny little nicknames, the psychopaths, etc. Its all there. The entire story can be recreated.
The coke, the paranoia, the hits, the funny little nicknames, the psychopaths, etc. Its all there. The entire story can be recreated.
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Recreate Goodfellas with Chicago drill rappers beat for beat.
The coke, the paranoia, the hits, the funny little nicknames, the psychopaths, etc. Its all there. The entire story can be recreated.
The coke, the paranoia, the hits, the funny little nicknames, the psychopaths, etc. Its all there. The entire story can be recreated.
In Last Night In SoHo they show the room Ellie sleeps in flashes red, blue, and white all night and it adds so much visually to the movie its insane.
But sometimes there are green flashes in the flashback
In this thread ill explain why Edgar Wright is a colorblind hack and doesn't understand...
But sometimes there are green flashes in the flashback
In this thread ill explain why Edgar Wright is a colorblind hack and doesn't understand...
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
In Last Night In SoHo they show the room Ellie sleeps in flashes red, blue, and white all night and it adds so much visually to the movie its insane.
But sometimes there are green flashes in the flashback
In this thread ill explain why Edgar Wright is a colorblind hack and doesn't understand...
But sometimes there are green flashes in the flashback
In this thread ill explain why Edgar Wright is a colorblind hack and doesn't understand...
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the last four things I watched were a 2 hour video of a train going around, a rat that was in a bush, and you, from the window of your apartment . and spider man
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 😃
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
the last four things I watched were a 2 hour video of a train going around, a rat that was in a bush, and you, from the window of your apartment . and spider man
The Running Man is great IF you go into it with the mindset of "im here to see a cheesy 80s action movie thats modernized." If you watch this expecting great writing or no schlockyness, you're going to think its stupid.
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The Running Man is great IF you go into it with the mindset of "im here to see a cheesy 80s action movie thats modernized." If you watch this expecting great writing or no schlockyness, you're going to think its stupid.
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imagine if everyone had this level of acceptance
January 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
imagine if everyone had this level of acceptance
Youtube without an adblocker is unusable. Im not trying to buy a car or switch insurance. Im trying to find out if KingVon was a serial killer or not.
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Youtube without an adblocker is unusable. Im not trying to buy a car or switch insurance. Im trying to find out if KingVon was a serial killer or not.
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You know what I feel needs more love?
Dr. Sleep (2019)
Ewan McGregor is such a fun presence, and Rebecca Ferguson as Rose the Hat has got to be a horror movie all time villain.
#nowwatching #horrorsky
Dr. Sleep (2019)
Ewan McGregor is such a fun presence, and Rebecca Ferguson as Rose the Hat has got to be a horror movie all time villain.
#nowwatching #horrorsky
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
You know what I feel needs more love?
Dr. Sleep (2019)
Ewan McGregor is such a fun presence, and Rebecca Ferguson as Rose the Hat has got to be a horror movie all time villain.
#nowwatching #horrorsky
Dr. Sleep (2019)
Ewan McGregor is such a fun presence, and Rebecca Ferguson as Rose the Hat has got to be a horror movie all time villain.
#nowwatching #horrorsky
Nathan Fielder should tackle the Epstein issue. Just have Trump walk into a full scale fake Oval Office and ask the questions.
November 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Nathan Fielder should tackle the Epstein issue. Just have Trump walk into a full scale fake Oval Office and ask the questions.
It feel like Nathan Fielder started Nathan For You as a comedy show but then realized that he didnt actually want to do that. The last season of NFY seems like just a precursor to The Rehersal. Much more serious in tone.
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It feel like Nathan Fielder started Nathan For You as a comedy show but then realized that he didnt actually want to do that. The last season of NFY seems like just a precursor to The Rehersal. Much more serious in tone.