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Stefan
@stefan.bsky.social
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AuADHD as fvck.
(He/Him). 🏳️‍🌈and🏳️‍⚧️ally.
Sometimes sweary.

ICU Nurse; Poor Law Student; Life Drawing Model; baby Sex Worker under decrim; violinist.
Formerly many other things.
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And it hurts under bare feet and in nursing we have a meme about the Lego pain scale…
LEGO PAIN SCALE (PICTURES OF LEGO FACES, INCREASING IN UNCOMFORTABLENESS) NO PAIN A LITTLE PAIN GETTING WORSE OMG IT HURTS SHOOT ME SINCE STEPPING ON A LEGO IS THE MOST PAINFUL EXPERIENCE IN THE WORLD WE THOUGHT IT ONLY BEST TO UPGRADE THE PAIN SCALE TO A LEGO FORMAT. Picture of a cutaway Lego person with anatomy Lego style.
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Therapist: Pick your battles

Me: let’s see…(proceeds to list current life challenges)

Therapist:
Viking in the background, white text over the picture. The text says: Pick your battles. Pick fewer battles than that. Put some battles back. That's still too many battles.
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you…
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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This:
Labels on the account Unable to appeal
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Credit to the original artist (not me).
Surgeon writing notes: Cause of Death: "Patient laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Did not expect that…
My bird, Pip, likes Ed Sheeran
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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If you see this, post four female characters you love.
(TV/movie version)
7 of 9 Paloma Willow Starbuck
October 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Yep.

@amellee.bsky.social and I found a bag that describes it perfectly.
Giddy uP Sparkle Farts theres Chaos to Spread
October 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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The same but lower. Nearly gone from view (only because physics it’s already gone, etc)
October 22, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Woosh, etc.
Today’s sunset. It’s a glorious gold, with the tide coming in on wet sand.
October 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Doesn’t go out of date.
"I did (1) my own (2) research (3)" 1 watched 2 someone else's 3 shitty youtube video
October 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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The sun descending into the sea with a stretch of sand across the foreground.
October 19, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Sunset
October 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Proof (warning: bum)
Stefan standing on a river bank wearing a blue beanie. Only a blue beanie. (Photo from behind, arms outstretched.)
October 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Proof (warning: bum)
Stefan standing on a river bank wearing a blue beanie. Only a blue beanie. (Photo from behind, arms outstretched.)
October 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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No photos at camp though (for reasons)
@amellee.bsky.social at Mindil markets is n Thursday. @amellee.bsky.social at Barrow Creek pub on the way out of Alice
October 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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North of Port Augusta.
Wexie the van with the sun rising behind. The dirt is RED. @amellee.bsky.social making coffee.
September 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I really don’t understand why you’d do this to a child.

A child!
Carlton Football Club Sippy cup on a box on a counter
September 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Try these.
September 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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One of the things about being in an earlier timezone than either the US or Europe is that you find about things kinda after the fact.

Hi!

Happy bisexual awareness day!

(I’m not, but many are…and I’m a proud ally)
September 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Nice.
September 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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He’s younger than me by nearly 4 years.

I’m doing ok. 👌🏼
September 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Um, I’m sorry for the loss of everyone in this plane crash.

The irony.
Quote from Wikipedia’s deaths in 2025 page. Brett James, 57, American country singer and songwriter ("Jesus, Take the Wheel"), Grammy Award winner (2007), plane crash.' [15]
September 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Not gonna like on principle.

And also, unsurprised. Leopards gonna eat faces.
Roman freize depicting a Christian being eaten by a leopard.
September 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM