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President of the Moon
Jasper Munch Sack
July 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Jasper Munch Sack
Go home Prada, you're drunk
July 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Go home Prada, you're drunk
new pope is gonna sound like this
May 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
new pope is gonna sound like this
Who up chopping they frills
March 5, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Who up chopping they frills
Also I keep forgetting Paul Reubens is dead. 💔
Because now it's definitely him. Since he's dead.
Because now it's definitely him. Since he's dead.
December 25, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Also I keep forgetting Paul Reubens is dead. 💔
Because now it's definitely him. Since he's dead.
Because now it's definitely him. Since he's dead.
I fucking love Laura Dern.
December 22, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I fucking love Laura Dern.
I wish I had the kind of fat girl rizz that would allow me to pull off something like this. Maybe someday. I know exactly how I'd style it, but I've yet to find the confidence.
December 13, 2024 at 4:20 AM
I wish I had the kind of fat girl rizz that would allow me to pull off something like this. Maybe someday. I know exactly how I'd style it, but I've yet to find the confidence.
Google ai thinks it's cute
December 13, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Google ai thinks it's cute
@melbeast.bsky.social look at dem babies!!
December 12, 2024 at 10:15 PM
@melbeast.bsky.social look at dem babies!!
I have to shampoo my carpet, build a vanity, bed frame/headboard, 2 nightstands and a dresser by Monday.
December 12, 2024 at 8:01 PM
I have to shampoo my carpet, build a vanity, bed frame/headboard, 2 nightstands and a dresser by Monday.
Redecorating my room on my vacation. Starting to feel cute, but also all the furniture is showing up at the same time and it's stressing me out.
December 12, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Redecorating my room on my vacation. Starting to feel cute, but also all the furniture is showing up at the same time and it's stressing me out.
Last Easter I saved this rando lamb cake fail image because it looks exactly like my Maltese when he wakes up from a nap.
December 11, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Last Easter I saved this rando lamb cake fail image because it looks exactly like my Maltese when he wakes up from a nap.
This is basically the highest compliment I can pay a pop star
December 8, 2024 at 3:41 AM
This is basically the highest compliment I can pay a pop star