Steph Wolski
steph.wol.ski
Steph Wolski
@steph.wol.ski
Founder & robot wrangler.
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July 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Gonna buy a runner duck and walk it around on a harness
July 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Hamster zoned
July 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
To Bazel or not to Bazel, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the Cargo of outragious fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles/
June 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have to block crowd supply on my network to protect my wallet
June 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Pretty sure that using blood to transmit religion in Absolution Gap is a metaphor for TypeScript.
June 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Gotta clear the haters out of my ~/.ssh/known_hosts
June 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I am now accepting investments for my "Waymo for Toilets" startup. Have you ever been on the street and wanted a high quality Japanese toilet to autonomously drive to your location? Good news! (The privacy curtain costs extra)
June 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
RFP for motorcycle cow-painting services
June 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I found an infinite money hack where the ingredients for bread cost less than bread. So if you make bread from ingredients and sell it you can actually make money
June 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"There is evil in this world" I whisper to myself in line at the custom ice cream sandwich shop
May 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Bought a new motorcycle so it's time to be insufferable for the next two months
May 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Growing my robot dinosaur army
May 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I'm frenemies with TensorRT
May 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Is it teefies or toofers? I'm trying to write an important email and I don't wanna sound stupid.
May 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Reposted by Steph Wolski
I was having an emotion, and I hate that.
April 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Running Yocto builds on a plane feels like a personal low
April 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If you're trying to connect to United's wifi on Arch Linux for some reason it seems like you have to manually resolvectl query wifigroundportal.united.com and dump that IP into your hosts file to get it to work. I feel like it's a DoH problem but I'm too lazy and annoyed at United to figure it out.
April 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
They painted over the Hulk vs Wolverine mural next to the 31st bridge? Why! What joyless bastard decided blank white wall was the better choice?!
April 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
There’s no mustang quite like the rented ecoboost mustang.
April 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I'm going to adopt an emotional support brick
April 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Rust just barely clinging to dominance in my repo 😨
April 10, 2025 at 7:16 AM
It's kinda weird that the best SVG editor is still vim
April 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Fix my motorcycle's battery? Nah I'll just keep parking on hills.
April 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Reposted by Steph Wolski
real talk, how will the tariffs impact my AI that mints cryptocurrencies? I've got other atrocities I need to bankroll
April 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM