Stephen Graves
@stephengraves.co.uk
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Special Projects Editor at Decrypt, director of short films (The Dead of Winter, premiered at @frightfest.bsky.social), player of D&D, painter of little Warhammer/MESBG men. @stephengraves on Twitter.
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🚨 TONIGHT! 🚨

🌞 THE SEVERED SUN + director Q&A 🌞

Thursday October 9th at 7:30pm, Reading Biscuit Factory

Folk horror fans, this is not to be missed!

🎟️ Tickets here 🎟️

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I just want to add that I very deliberately described the character as "Doctor Who" and not "The Doctor" because you absolutely know it'd boil Rhys' piss.
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Much as I like ALIENS, I'd pick something that was actually shot on the IMAX format...
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I mean he’s not wrong
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The photos get better and better bsky.app/profile/bagp...
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The photography in this article really feels like The Times are deliberately setting these people up for ridicule. (You can read it without visiting The Times here archive.ph/KZZC1)
An article from The Times: "Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future". Featuring bizarre portraits of Charles Amos, Rhys Benjamin and Daniel Campbell.
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The sort of sentence one comes out with immediately after being struck in the frontal lobe by an ice pick.
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I really want to see the Thick of It episode based around this. Murdoch issuing an edict to normalise the young Tories. The journalist doing malicious compliance. The reveal of Incest Fogey. The normal-looking one frantically ringing the Times journalist to get herself removed from the article.
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Almost immediately finding out one of the Bad Dr Who Cosplay Young Tories whose clothes we were making fun of wants to legalise sisterfucking is like a really quick Milkshake Duck if instead of drinking milkshake, the duck had been filmed masturbating into a neighbour's wheelie bin
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Almost immediately finding out one of the Bad Dr Who Cosplay Young Tories whose clothes we were making fun of wants to legalise sisterfucking is like a really quick Milkshake Duck if instead of drinking milkshake, the duck had been filmed masturbating into a neighbour's wheelie bin
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🚨 TONIGHT! 🚨

🌞 THE SEVERED SUN + director Q&A 🌞

Thursday October 9th at 7:30pm, Reading Biscuit Factory

Folk horror fans, this is not to be missed!

🎟️ Tickets here 🎟️

www.readingbiscuitfactory.co.uk/movie/the-se...
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I suspect her people were frantically calling the Times going "Don't put me in an article with this lot."
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TONIGHT! Wokingham Film Society presents MR BURTON, starring Toby Jones, Lesley Manville and Harry Lawtey.

7:30pm at the Whitty Theatre.

🎟️ Last few tickets remaining! 🎟️

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Life imitating art: bsky.app/profile/mcka...
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Glesni appears to have been dropped from the headline visuals. I don't blame her.
Three young Tory misfits.
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Glesni appears to have been dropped from the headline visuals. I don't blame her.
Three young Tory misfits.
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Finally we have created the Happiness Patrol from the serial "Don't Create the Happiness Patrol"
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A surprisingly large number of them think the way to connect with Gen Z is "dress like Sylvester McCoy's Doctor Who."
A screen grab of a Times article. The photograph depicts three men and a woman - according to the caption these are Charles Amos, Rhys Benjamin, Daniel Campbell and Glesni Reece. 

Charles is in tweeds and a fedora, Rhys sports a combover and a question mark pullover as worn by the seventh Doctor Who. Daniel wears a blue "Make Britain Great Again" baseball cap. Glesni, unlike the others, is not wearing an outlandish costume, just a black tailored jacket over a white blouse.

Text reads:

Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future
The Conservatives know they have a problem with Gen Z voters. At the party conference, The Times met a new breed of activists who are embracing the challenge
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"Wear this bomber jacket and call me 'Professor.'"

"...no."
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At least one of them has suggested a polycule.
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@adamclegg.bsky.social I feel sure you will have Thoughts on this.
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A surprisingly large number of them think the way to connect with Gen Z is "dress like Sylvester McCoy's Doctor Who."
A screen grab of a Times article. The photograph depicts three men and a woman - according to the caption these are Charles Amos, Rhys Benjamin, Daniel Campbell and Glesni Reece. 

Charles is in tweeds and a fedora, Rhys sports a combover and a question mark pullover as worn by the seventh Doctor Who. Daniel wears a blue "Make Britain Great Again" baseball cap. Glesni, unlike the others, is not wearing an outlandish costume, just a black tailored jacket over a white blouse.

Text reads:

Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future
The Conservatives know they have a problem with Gen Z voters. At the party conference, The Times met a new breed of activists who are embracing the challenge
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🚨 TOMORROW! 🚨

🌞 THE SEVERED SUN + director Q&A 🌞

Thursday October 9th at 7:30pm, Reading Biscuit Factory

Folk horror fans, this is not to be missed!

🎟️ Tickets here 🎟️

www.readingbiscuitfactory.co.uk/movie/the-se...
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They only like to bully small companies, they're not going to take on Blizzard's legal department.

Also I really want someone to take them to court and force them to acknowledge that their entire IP is lifted from other people's work. Dune, Star Wars, Tolkien etc.
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🚨 TOMORROW! 🚨

🌞 THE SEVERED SUN + director Q&A 🌞

Thursday October 9th at 7:30pm, Reading Biscuit Factory

Folk horror fans, this is not to be missed!

🎟️ Tickets here 🎟️

www.readingbiscuitfactory.co.uk/movie/the-se...
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“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
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