Steve Danger Moore
@stevenmoore722.bsky.social
Yank in exile. Notable expert on nothing. I am the tyranny of evil men, but I'm trying, Ringo, I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.
Until my son married an Italian girl, I didn't realize how many desserts were just packed with cheese.
How did anyone in Italy even survive? No wonder they didn't mind volcanoes. Between the palpitations and the lava, it's surprising that Italy isn't like Atlantis.
Like, yeah, it's just a myth.
How did anyone in Italy even survive? No wonder they didn't mind volcanoes. Between the palpitations and the lava, it's surprising that Italy isn't like Atlantis.
Like, yeah, it's just a myth.
December 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Until my son married an Italian girl, I didn't realize how many desserts were just packed with cheese.
How did anyone in Italy even survive? No wonder they didn't mind volcanoes. Between the palpitations and the lava, it's surprising that Italy isn't like Atlantis.
Like, yeah, it's just a myth.
How did anyone in Italy even survive? No wonder they didn't mind volcanoes. Between the palpitations and the lava, it's surprising that Italy isn't like Atlantis.
Like, yeah, it's just a myth.
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We Need a Leader like Zohran Mamdani for the entire Country.
December 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
We Need a Leader like Zohran Mamdani for the entire Country.
A.I. is the Internet equivalent of silicone tits.
December 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
A.I. is the Internet equivalent of silicone tits.
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He's clueless and a Nazi.
December 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
He's clueless and a Nazi.
Everyone is mad at Lamar Jackson for not wanting to play hurt. He's 28. One wrong move with a back injury and he's drooling and eating through a straw for the rest of his life. Take your hero bullshit and fuck off. I can't blame him a bit.
December 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Everyone is mad at Lamar Jackson for not wanting to play hurt. He's 28. One wrong move with a back injury and he's drooling and eating through a straw for the rest of his life. Take your hero bullshit and fuck off. I can't blame him a bit.
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Port in Spanish is puerto. Pork in Spanish is puerco. Stop acting all offended because I asked for a fuerco.
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Port in Spanish is puerto. Pork in Spanish is puerco. Stop acting all offended because I asked for a fuerco.
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Was going to drive up to New Haven today.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
December 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Was going to drive up to New Haven today.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
I don't wanna be hungry no more.
Yo quiero Taco Bell, señor.
Enchiladas on my mind....
Yo quiero Taco Bell, señor.
Enchiladas on my mind....
December 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I don't wanna be hungry no more.
Yo quiero Taco Bell, señor.
Enchiladas on my mind....
Yo quiero Taco Bell, señor.
Enchiladas on my mind....
If poison control says to induce vomiting but you don't have any ipecac, just show them this picture.
December 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If poison control says to induce vomiting but you don't have any ipecac, just show them this picture.
Russia is killing Christians, too.
December 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Russia is killing Christians, too.
So my adult children ended up play fighting and knocking each other down on the hardwood floor, which is probably as inevitable as me getting fucked up on egg nog and mooning the neighbors, but I really wish they would, at least, do it outside. Maybe next Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
So my adult children ended up play fighting and knocking each other down on the hardwood floor, which is probably as inevitable as me getting fucked up on egg nog and mooning the neighbors, but I really wish they would, at least, do it outside. Maybe next Christmas.
I think I have a bag of that radioactive shrimp that's on recall, but before I take it back I want to know what superpowers I would get from eating it and how hard it would be to sew a shrimpman suit.
December 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I think I have a bag of that radioactive shrimp that's on recall, but before I take it back I want to know what superpowers I would get from eating it and how hard it would be to sew a shrimpman suit.
If you want to commit a crime and make sure no one sees it, do it during the Kennedy Center Honors when Trump is hosting.
December 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If you want to commit a crime and make sure no one sees it, do it during the Kennedy Center Honors when Trump is hosting.
It's 4:20 somewhere.
December 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It's 4:20 somewhere.
Hey Alexa, what the fuck?
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Hey Alexa, what the fuck?
Inside me are two wolves. And some bear and a little bit of whale head. I had dinner at RFK Jr's house last night.
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Inside me are two wolves. And some bear and a little bit of whale head. I had dinner at RFK Jr's house last night.
I made it, too!
December 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I made it, too!
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"You will be visited by three... wait, that can't be right"
December 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"You will be visited by three... wait, that can't be right"
It's Christmas morning, I made it without hearing either Mariah Carey or Wham. I did hear Billy Squier and I think that song puts its hooks in you harder than just about any other modern Christmas song.
But Christmas IS a time to say I love you, and I do love all of you.
Merry Christmas.
But Christmas IS a time to say I love you, and I do love all of you.
Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
It's Christmas morning, I made it without hearing either Mariah Carey or Wham. I did hear Billy Squier and I think that song puts its hooks in you harder than just about any other modern Christmas song.
But Christmas IS a time to say I love you, and I do love all of you.
Merry Christmas.
But Christmas IS a time to say I love you, and I do love all of you.
Merry Christmas.
It's 4:20 somewhere.
December 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It's 4:20 somewhere.
If you need me, I'll be at the kitchen for the next couple days making sure people have enough to eat. I made a deal with a cookie shop to buy whatever they could make between 8am and noon. We're finishing up the clothing drive and passing out jackets that were donated by some local stores.
December 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If you need me, I'll be at the kitchen for the next couple days making sure people have enough to eat. I made a deal with a cookie shop to buy whatever they could make between 8am and noon. We're finishing up the clothing drive and passing out jackets that were donated by some local stores.
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“Whether you believe in me or not doesn’t matter.
What matters is this:
Every child deserves care.
Every child deserves safety.
Every child deserves to grow without fear.
That’s the magic worth keeping.”
What matters is this:
Every child deserves care.
Every child deserves safety.
Every child deserves to grow without fear.
That’s the magic worth keeping.”
December 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“Whether you believe in me or not doesn’t matter.
What matters is this:
Every child deserves care.
Every child deserves safety.
Every child deserves to grow without fear.
That’s the magic worth keeping.”
What matters is this:
Every child deserves care.
Every child deserves safety.
Every child deserves to grow without fear.
That’s the magic worth keeping.”