Steven Burns
@stevenroyburns.bsky.social
All my own teeth. Fulham, Ayr Utd, Windsor&Eton, London Scottish FC, Shed Seven, LibDems, Français, Deutsch, Srpsko-Hrvatski, Русскоязычный 🇺🇦 🏴🇲🇹 Still rocking the double denim. Not the Blue's Clues guy despite what Google AI thinks.
Next level. It's the bloody 'single' business which confuses me.
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Next level. It's the bloody 'single' business which confuses me.
And people moan about smoke control zones here.
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
And people moan about smoke control zones here.
Chip Shop Scots is the world's most difficult language to learn. It ought to be on Duolingo.
December 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Chip Shop Scots is the world's most difficult language to learn. It ought to be on Duolingo.
Least it wisnae baked beans
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Least it wisnae baked beans
Mayfair and Thamesmead, indiscernable.
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Mayfair and Thamesmead, indiscernable.
That's because a) nothing intelligible ever happens in Sunderland, and b) Sunderland is the size of, um, Sunderland so every part of it is indiscernable from the others, unlike, er, London.
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
That's because a) nothing intelligible ever happens in Sunderland, and b) Sunderland is the size of, um, Sunderland so every part of it is indiscernable from the others, unlike, er, London.
Pleased to see you proudly displaying the picture of your latest Spanish girlfriend.
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Pleased to see you proudly displaying the picture of your latest Spanish girlfriend.
Leffe glass if I'm not much mistaken. Probably fancied it for his collection.
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Leffe glass if I'm not much mistaken. Probably fancied it for his collection.
They dish out free Tunnocks at LSFC, I even managed to bag a plain chocolate one.
November 30, 2025 at 7:30 AM
They dish out free Tunnocks at LSFC, I even managed to bag a plain chocolate one.
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This is what happens when you play striker during indoor on Saturday, and then forget now you’re playing goalie for full field on Sunday
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This is what happens when you play striker during indoor on Saturday, and then forget now you’re playing goalie for full field on Sunday
