Steven Burns
@stevenroyburns.bsky.social
All my own teeth. Fulham, Ayr Utd, Windsor&Eton, London Scottish FC, Shed Seven, LibDems, Français, Deutsch, Srpsko-Hrvatski, Русскоязычный 🇺🇦 🏴🇲🇹 Still rocking the double denim. Not the Blue's Clues guy despite what Google AI thinks.
I should bloody well think so too. Thanks may be due to @mattrodda.bsky.social if involved, but honestly it really shouldn't be necessary. What a farce, so redolent of our disgusting 'hostile environment'.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Home Office visa U-turn lets gran attend Reading christening
The Home Office grants the Ethiopian great-grandmother a visa so she can visit family in Reading.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I should bloody well think so too. Thanks may be due to @mattrodda.bsky.social if involved, but honestly it really shouldn't be necessary. What a farce, so redolent of our disgusting 'hostile environment'.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
City celebrating an undeserved win at, checks notes, Fulham, like they won the fucking World Cup. #TheFootball #FULMCI
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
City celebrating an undeserved win at, checks notes, Fulham, like they won the fucking World Cup. #TheFootball #FULMCI
Now, Fulham, play like that when it's West Ham or Burnley or the like FFS. #TheFootball
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Now, Fulham, play like that when it's West Ham or Burnley or the like FFS. #TheFootball
Ha ha, City scared and timewasting at the Cottage. Lemons. #TheFootball #FULMCI
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ha ha, City scared and timewasting at the Cottage. Lemons. #TheFootball #FULMCI
Come on Fulham into these flash Herberts. #TheFootball #FULMCI
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Come on Fulham into these flash Herberts. #TheFootball #FULMCI
Anyway. UP THE FUCKING FULHAM #TheFootball
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Anyway. UP THE FUCKING FULHAM #TheFootball
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This is what happens when you play striker during indoor on Saturday, and then forget now you’re playing goalie for full field on Sunday
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This is what happens when you play striker during indoor on Saturday, and then forget now you’re playing goalie for full field on Sunday
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Just seen the second Fulham goal at Tottenham.
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Just seen the second Fulham goal at Tottenham.
I have arrived @londonscottishfc.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I have arrived @londonscottishfc.bsky.social
Only way to start an afternoon @londonscottishfc.bsky.social #TheRugby
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Only way to start an afternoon @londonscottishfc.bsky.social #TheRugby
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So, happy 50th anniversary to Melody Maker’s review of Bohemian Rhapsody: “Queen, with a suitably baroque vocal orchestration, contrive to approximate the demented fury of the Balham Amateur Operatic Society performing The Pirates of Penzance”
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 AM
So, happy 50th anniversary to Melody Maker’s review of Bohemian Rhapsody: “Queen, with a suitably baroque vocal orchestration, contrive to approximate the demented fury of the Balham Amateur Operatic Society performing The Pirates of Penzance”
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Blokes with massive cocks make the worst lovers. They just think their titanic todger is 80% of the pleasure for us. It's not and it actually uncomfortable. And yes, Steve, I'm talking about you.
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Blokes with massive cocks make the worst lovers. They just think their titanic todger is 80% of the pleasure for us. It's not and it actually uncomfortable. And yes, Steve, I'm talking about you.
The real Benefits Street. Why do these people never pay their way, never just go on Rightmove and buy their own home with the money they haven't earned?
The King’s brother, Prince Edward, enjoys his Surrey mansion at a peppercorn rent, it can be revealed, after The Times forced the disclosure of documents held by the Crown Estate.
www.thetimes.com/uk/royal-fam...
www.thetimes.com/uk/royal-fam...
Prince Edward pays peppercorn rent for 120-room Surrey mansion
Campaigners have questioned whether the royal family can justify Edward’s occupation of Bagshot Park, which could otherwise be leased for taxpayer benefit
www.thetimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
The real Benefits Street. Why do these people never pay their way, never just go on Rightmove and buy their own home with the money they haven't earned?
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Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
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UK has a bunch of problems.
Migration is a politically unpopular way to address many of them.
The UK government wants everyone to throw them a nice little flag shaggy parade for choosing not to use it - while doing nothing else to fix the problems.
Migration is a politically unpopular way to address many of them.
The UK government wants everyone to throw them a nice little flag shaggy parade for choosing not to use it - while doing nothing else to fix the problems.
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
UK has a bunch of problems.
Migration is a politically unpopular way to address many of them.
The UK government wants everyone to throw them a nice little flag shaggy parade for choosing not to use it - while doing nothing else to fix the problems.
Migration is a politically unpopular way to address many of them.
The UK government wants everyone to throw them a nice little flag shaggy parade for choosing not to use it - while doing nothing else to fix the problems.
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«Я никогда не получал денег из Москвы.»
“Speaking outside his chateau in France, former Brexit Party and UKIP MEP Coburn answered "no" when a BBC journalist asked him whether he’d ever been paid to give a speech to promote pro-Russian campaigners”
Just FFS investigate the whole dodgy traitorous lot of them.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Just FFS investigate the whole dodgy traitorous lot of them.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Former Brexit Party MEP denies taking payment from pro-Russian campaign
A prominent former MEP for Nigel Farage's old party denies taking bribes in a pro-Russian campaign.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
«Я никогда не получал денег из Москвы.»
2 things this country needs and can implement immediately if so minded: this, and entering a customs union/single market agreement with the EU. One to remove the threat of a fascist government in 2029, the other to restore our economy. Labour will do neither.
Lib Dem leader Ed Davey just called for a national investigation into Russian interference in British politics.
(PM doesn't commit but slams Nigel Farage's party for the Nathan Gill bribery scandal)
(PM doesn't commit but slams Nigel Farage's party for the Nathan Gill bribery scandal)
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 AM
2 things this country needs and can implement immediately if so minded: this, and entering a customs union/single market agreement with the EU. One to remove the threat of a fascist government in 2029, the other to restore our economy. Labour will do neither.
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My carefully considered, nuanced and balanced policy view is that we should tax gambling profits, including sports betting, at like 98% and one executive's kidney per quarter.
I'm not sure having every UK mainstreet be three quarters Ladbrokes is good, actually.
I'm not sure having every UK mainstreet be three quarters Ladbrokes is good, actually.
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 AM
My carefully considered, nuanced and balanced policy view is that we should tax gambling profits, including sports betting, at like 98% and one executive's kidney per quarter.
I'm not sure having every UK mainstreet be three quarters Ladbrokes is good, actually.
I'm not sure having every UK mainstreet be three quarters Ladbrokes is good, actually.
I don't think we need an @alistaircoleman.bsky.social adjudication on the very cursèd nature of this offering.
19th century wooden “walking” doll with a wheel of eight legs ~ when costumed, the doll’s long dress would cover most of the leg mechanism, allowing the doll to “walk” when moving, while appearing to have only two legs at any one time www.theriaults.com/events/listi...
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I don't think we need an @alistaircoleman.bsky.social adjudication on the very cursèd nature of this offering.
Think I might have a tin of tomato soup and a cheesy chip butty for dinner. That Christmas lunch lies heavy upon mine countenance. Shouldn't have relieved Dave of those Brussels sprouts.
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Think I might have a tin of tomato soup and a cheesy chip butty for dinner. That Christmas lunch lies heavy upon mine countenance. Shouldn't have relieved Dave of those Brussels sprouts.
Strange day. I learned over work Christmas lunch that the nice lady from finance once turned down a shag off of that Lemmy out of off that Motörhead, and my daughter's new boyfriend's Dad is called Andy Murray. So there you go.
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Strange day. I learned over work Christmas lunch that the nice lady from finance once turned down a shag off of that Lemmy out of off that Motörhead, and my daughter's new boyfriend's Dad is called Andy Murray. So there you go.
Your Labour run Home Office, folks. What say you, @mattrodda.bsky.social?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Great-grandmother denied visa to attend Christening in Reading
Tutu Melaku says it is an
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Your Labour run Home Office, folks. What say you, @mattrodda.bsky.social?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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I believe they prefer to be called Americans
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I believe they prefer to be called Americans