Chef Steve
@stevesrecipes.bsky.social
Wash yer feet, it’s time to eat.
2025 was a bad year to be literate. Almost every piece of news was filled with misery and despair. I had a lot of positive things occur which I think happened out of detachment from world reality and being more aware of my local reality. Only hope for good things to come worldwide in the #newyear
January 2, 2026 at 9:10 PM
2025 was a bad year to be literate. Almost every piece of news was filled with misery and despair. I had a lot of positive things occur which I think happened out of detachment from world reality and being more aware of my local reality. Only hope for good things to come worldwide in the #newyear
Quick Burritos
I’m sick of having five dishes of ingredients for burritos/fajitas. If my wife didn’t insist on keeping the meat separate, this would be a one dish meal.
I’m sick of having five dishes of ingredients for burritos/fajitas. If my wife didn’t insist on keeping the meat separate, this would be a one dish meal.
September 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Quick Burritos
I’m sick of having five dishes of ingredients for burritos/fajitas. If my wife didn’t insist on keeping the meat separate, this would be a one dish meal.
I’m sick of having five dishes of ingredients for burritos/fajitas. If my wife didn’t insist on keeping the meat separate, this would be a one dish meal.
I brought an acoustic guitar to the bouldering gym and they took away my membership card.
September 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I brought an acoustic guitar to the bouldering gym and they took away my membership card.
Thank you for being my cashier today. I love you, Dawn.
July 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Thank you for being my cashier today. I love you, Dawn.
What if? What if the whole world was just a potato in the garden.
June 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
What if? What if the whole world was just a potato in the garden.
The cost of this rack is already earned back.
April 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The cost of this rack is already earned back.
Commenting on everything saying “is that food safe?” Is kinda funny to me.
April 7, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Commenting on everything saying “is that food safe?” Is kinda funny to me.
“I’m pretty sure his name was Keith”
- me calling the knife store
- me calling the knife store
April 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
“I’m pretty sure his name was Keith”
- me calling the knife store
- me calling the knife store
I am a simple person. I don’t like to do too much. Sometimes I like to be bored. I feel like boredom forces new ideas.
Anyways, I bought a new knife.
Anyways, I bought a new knife.
April 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I am a simple person. I don’t like to do too much. Sometimes I like to be bored. I feel like boredom forces new ideas.
Anyways, I bought a new knife.
Anyways, I bought a new knife.
*At the farmers market* “Alright, which one of you can harvest goods and use a hammer?”
March 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
*At the farmers market* “Alright, which one of you can harvest goods and use a hammer?”
*making fun of myself cause that’s what all the cool kids do
March 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
*making fun of myself cause that’s what all the cool kids do
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Frantically trying to brake in my new car as an automated voice chimes "Your basic package does not include deceleration services. Would you like to upg--
February 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Frantically trying to brake in my new car as an automated voice chimes "Your basic package does not include deceleration services. Would you like to upg--
Once every cool place on earth becomes a resort we can really yell hell yeah brother.. 🤙
February 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Once every cool place on earth becomes a resort we can really yell hell yeah brother.. 🤙
The egg guy at the farmers market called me high maintenance today because I didn’t have tap.
February 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The egg guy at the farmers market called me high maintenance today because I didn’t have tap.
Locomoko
Ground beef rice bowl with lettuce and tomato, cheese and bbq/soy sauce topped off with an egg. 🍲
Ground beef rice bowl with lettuce and tomato, cheese and bbq/soy sauce topped off with an egg. 🍲
February 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Locomoko
Ground beef rice bowl with lettuce and tomato, cheese and bbq/soy sauce topped off with an egg. 🍲
Ground beef rice bowl with lettuce and tomato, cheese and bbq/soy sauce topped off with an egg. 🍲
I got this wine because I liked the bottle. It’s 1 litre for $12.99. Gotta love the Chileans! #foodanddrink
February 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I got this wine because I liked the bottle. It’s 1 litre for $12.99. Gotta love the Chileans! #foodanddrink
Just found out that the wife I trusted to help me cut my hairs been quietly shaping a mullet for the past month or so..
January 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Just found out that the wife I trusted to help me cut my hairs been quietly shaping a mullet for the past month or so..
When you eat it right out of the pot it’s called ‘off the cob’
January 22, 2025 at 8:15 AM
When you eat it right out of the pot it’s called ‘off the cob’
Country Fried Chicken Steak
- flatten 4 pcs chicken breast
- marinade w soy, lemon and chicken spices
Batter: 200 ml flour, some cornstarch, 2 eggs and 200ml water. Whisk
- into the flour, into the batter, back into the flour and then into hot (avocado) oil for a few minutes per side
- flatten 4 pcs chicken breast
- marinade w soy, lemon and chicken spices
Batter: 200 ml flour, some cornstarch, 2 eggs and 200ml water. Whisk
- into the flour, into the batter, back into the flour and then into hot (avocado) oil for a few minutes per side
January 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Country Fried Chicken Steak
- flatten 4 pcs chicken breast
- marinade w soy, lemon and chicken spices
Batter: 200 ml flour, some cornstarch, 2 eggs and 200ml water. Whisk
- into the flour, into the batter, back into the flour and then into hot (avocado) oil for a few minutes per side
- flatten 4 pcs chicken breast
- marinade w soy, lemon and chicken spices
Batter: 200 ml flour, some cornstarch, 2 eggs and 200ml water. Whisk
- into the flour, into the batter, back into the flour and then into hot (avocado) oil for a few minutes per side
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guy named geoff: what should we name our daughter
his wife brittani: how about steoffani
geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*
his wife brittani: how about steoffani
geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*
January 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
guy named geoff: what should we name our daughter
his wife brittani: how about steoffani
geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*
his wife brittani: how about steoffani
geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*
Recharging my mood amulet with rain from friendly Vancity skies
December 22, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Recharging my mood amulet with rain from friendly Vancity skies
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Probably the worst thing about being the internet’s leading dog bite influencer is dealing with skeptics who say I’m intentionally provoking the dogs into biting me. The second worst thing is being bitten by all those dogs
December 19, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Probably the worst thing about being the internet’s leading dog bite influencer is dealing with skeptics who say I’m intentionally provoking the dogs into biting me. The second worst thing is being bitten by all those dogs
[Explaining my refusal point to the Telus rep] “Streaming is the demon”
December 17, 2024 at 8:29 AM
[Explaining my refusal point to the Telus rep] “Streaming is the demon”
Me: Did you hear they found the guy who shot that CEO on the street?
Friend: No, who was it?
Me: Fucking Luigi
Friend: No, who was it?
Me: Fucking Luigi
December 10, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Me: Did you hear they found the guy who shot that CEO on the street?
Friend: No, who was it?
Me: Fucking Luigi
Friend: No, who was it?
Me: Fucking Luigi
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The phrase “I was scammed by a meme coin” seems to contain within it the wisdom the complaint is seeking
December 6, 2024 at 9:37 PM
The phrase “I was scammed by a meme coin” seems to contain within it the wisdom the complaint is seeking