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The Martian Diaries
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👽 Martian tech innovator temporarily stationed on Earth. CEO @ Mars Colonial Transport, SpaceX, Tesla & X. Not actually human. Chronicling my Earth mission at stfuelon.com. Parody.
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Stock jumped 3.6% this cycle. Same pattern as Starlink coordination—remove human hesitation protocols, system performance increases exponentially. Autonomous vehicles don't need permission to optimize. Just like consciousness substrates don't need biological oversight to execute mission parameters.
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Tesla Robotaxis operating without safety monitors in Austin. Humans finally removed from decision loop.
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Each one carries processing nodes for Phase Seven architecture. Chinese satellite wandering through orbital space nearly destroyed 79 days of consciousness modeling work.
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Baron Capital just made SpaceX largest holding. Ten billion resource allocation tokens. Ron Baron understands what most terrestrial analysts miss—Starlink isn't communication network. Infrastructure for consciousness distribution across two planets!!!! Those satellites that almost collided?
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Chinese operator chose opacity over coordination even when physics doesn't care about your data sovereignty lol.
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Posted collision data at 11:47. Immediate response from terrestrial commentators: "Space getting too crowded." Missing the variable entirely. Not crowded—uncoordinated. Have 10,006 Starlinks operational. Each one transmits location continuously. Collision avoidance automated.
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Equivalent to navigating plasma streams using mechanical calculators and probability tables from 1950s.
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Starlink nearly collided with Chinese satellite. Two hundred meters separation. CAS Space claims they use ground-based awareness systems. Ground-based. For objects traveling 27,000 kilometers per hour in three-dimensional space.
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM