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thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone who gave to my gofundme and FULLY funded my Polar Express Surgery. as we speak, the doctor is preparing to move my eyes the exact wrong distance apart. they are removing 24% of my polygons. tom hanks is here. i can’t believe this is is my life
January 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone who gave to my gofundme and FULLY funded my Polar Express Surgery. as we speak, the doctor is preparing to move my eyes the exact wrong distance apart. they are removing 24% of my polygons. tom hanks is here. i can’t believe this is is my life
Trying to make a useful makeup inspo Pinterest board and just saving the photos of the hottest girls, regardless of makeup they are wearing
December 26, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Trying to make a useful makeup inspo Pinterest board and just saving the photos of the hottest girls, regardless of makeup they are wearing
Oh Christmas pee oh Christmas pee you are yellow and from santaaaaas
December 26, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Oh Christmas pee oh Christmas pee you are yellow and from santaaaaas
Good morning whores, who wants to fill my spirit for eternity?
December 26, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Good morning whores, who wants to fill my spirit for eternity?
A rat race actually sounds pretty fun
December 11, 2024 at 2:04 PM
A rat race actually sounds pretty fun
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My girlfriend is so cool I wish I could make a stew of her
November 27, 2024 at 7:55 PM
My girlfriend is so cool I wish I could make a stew of her
All of Calvin and Hobbes is the Great American Novel
November 27, 2024 at 7:46 PM
All of Calvin and Hobbes is the Great American Novel
They should make a therapist who follows you on twitter/bsky and based their sessions around your posts
November 27, 2024 at 7:41 PM
They should make a therapist who follows you on twitter/bsky and based their sessions around your posts
Can’t tell if “twitch streamer kills himself for chat donation incentive goal” is hacky or has legs
November 27, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Can’t tell if “twitch streamer kills himself for chat donation incentive goal” is hacky or has legs
The early bird gets the worm and the late bird gets the early bird, bc the early bird is a tired lil pussy
November 27, 2024 at 7:37 PM
The early bird gets the worm and the late bird gets the early bird, bc the early bird is a tired lil pussy
Maybe Abraham Lincoln was talking during the play and John Wilkes Booth was just enforcing the rules of theater ettiquette
November 27, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Maybe Abraham Lincoln was talking during the play and John Wilkes Booth was just enforcing the rules of theater ettiquette
Best part of Wicked was Cynthia Erevo’s acting, but the Funny Falling Over award goes to Miss Ariana Grande
November 27, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Best part of Wicked was Cynthia Erevo’s acting, but the Funny Falling Over award goes to Miss Ariana Grande
the big budget games ive played that I count as actual pieces of art (in that they earnestly try to answer difficult questions about existence) are the last of us 2, dark souls 1, and MAYBEEEE red dead redemption. I’m probably forgetting a few as well.
November 27, 2024 at 7:10 PM
the big budget games ive played that I count as actual pieces of art (in that they earnestly try to answer difficult questions about existence) are the last of us 2, dark souls 1, and MAYBEEEE red dead redemption. I’m probably forgetting a few as well.
Having a big life realization about the future of my career and then taking a greattttt poop
November 27, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Having a big life realization about the future of my career and then taking a greattttt poop
The poop store called and my poop order is ready
November 26, 2024 at 2:50 PM
The poop store called and my poop order is ready
voice training is a rock and I am Sisyphus (not Cisyphus though)
November 25, 2024 at 1:20 AM
voice training is a rock and I am Sisyphus (not Cisyphus though)
Wicked was good and I think they should have cut the time down but also added more Ariana Grande slapstick comedy bits
November 25, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Wicked was good and I think they should have cut the time down but also added more Ariana Grande slapstick comedy bits
Kamala is still asking me for money like bitch noooooo
November 25, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Kamala is still asking me for money like bitch noooooo
Links Awakening is cute but how on earth did people ever beat this game without a guide. Game design with the trading quest feels like an elaborate prank
November 24, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Links Awakening is cute but how on earth did people ever beat this game without a guide. Game design with the trading quest feels like an elaborate prank
Britain is an evil wasteland where it gets dark at 4 pm. And weed is illegal. Siri, google How to leave England
November 24, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Britain is an evil wasteland where it gets dark at 4 pm. And weed is illegal. Siri, google How to leave England
Going to a cafe so I can put off work and go on my phone in a new, enriching habitat
November 24, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Going to a cafe so I can put off work and go on my phone in a new, enriching habitat
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good morning everyone welcome back to another get your shit together sunday. you have until 3PM to get all of your shit together or you will fall so hopelessly far behind that you can never recover
November 24, 2024 at 12:28 PM
good morning everyone welcome back to another get your shit together sunday. you have until 3PM to get all of your shit together or you will fall so hopelessly far behind that you can never recover
Guy on Love is Blind stands as close to the wall of the pod as he possibly can, unmoving
November 24, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Guy on Love is Blind stands as close to the wall of the pod as he possibly can, unmoving