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they/them
genderbusted little freak with a nine foot vertical leap
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Haters will tell you not to lay your heart open to the benign indifference of the universe… smdh
Baby wants a packa rones >:(
May 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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hi, cis folks!

the comment period for the proposed rule to remove trans care from the ACA as an essential health benefit is open til april 11. it'd strip care from DACA recipients, too.

context & guidance in the thread. do it while you’re still fired up from/about protests.

only 4.5 days left!
hi, cis folks!

if we *are* going to talk ACA, RFK's HHS proposed a rule to remove *all trans care* from ACA essential health benefit status.

~25mil people are insured by ACA & if 1% are trans, that's 250,000 people who'd lose access to care.

that's bad! take 2 minutes to stand with trans people.🧵
April 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
There is a fart and a poop locked in my butt 😔 and it is a THREAT to our democracy ❗️ donate just $5 today to help free the fart and the poop locked in my butt❗️
April 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Why do men love to karaoke sinatra’s my way?
April 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Reminder
March 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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aliens are waiting to invite us to the Galactic Federation until our society is advanced enough to develop the Healthy Cigarette
September 14, 2023 at 2:13 PM
The 15th of March is coming up fast and our senators have the opportunity to do the FUNNIEST fucking thing
March 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Every time a man reveals a weakness in front of me, I lose a wrinkle I swear to god
March 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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March 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I’m vile I’m evil I’m wretched every bad thing I’ve ever done was on purpose but I’m also stupid and blundering and horrid ooo I’m evil I’m evil I’m evil
[takes a shower and moisturizes]

I’m like if an angel could be human I’m smart I’m funny I’m tall I’m handsome
March 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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thanks for goin on the #timrobinsonaday journey with me! here's all of em combined into one #itysl
March 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.
February 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Dr keeps changing my height in my chart to five feet. Does she know that that’s hilarious?
February 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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ordinary people in this country do not want to turn the place over to literal Nazis, which is coming into conflict with the literal Nazis now running the government
February 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Wait wait… Who the fuck is the Kock Foundation ???
February 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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fucking sick of seeing Elon Musk's melted-ass face at all times
February 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Real question: do I still have to do my taxes if that dipshit is having his little freaks break everything ?
February 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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evil
Trump: "I'm also directing Secretary of homeland security Kristi Noem to deny any and all visa applications made by men attempting to fraudulently enter the United States as women athletes."

A visa ban on trans people.
February 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Icy Hot, my beloved
February 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Anyways, you guys think the French peasants knew the nobles were fucking losers the way we do with our billionaires? Or did they find out at the guillotine?
February 1, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Share this.
January 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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NEW: OPM — the US govt's HR department — is now being run exclusively by Big Tech lackies, mostly from Elon Musk companies. Reporting directly to the chief of staff is a kid who just graduated high school & was recently a camp counsellor before interning at Neuralink.

From @telliotter.bsky.social:
Elon Musk Lackeys Have Taken Over the Office of Personnel Management
Sources tell WIRED that the OPM’s top layers of management now include individuals linked to xAI, Neuralink, the Boring Company, and Palantir. One expert found the takeover reminiscent of Stalin.
www.wired.com
January 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM