This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”

My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨

Tinnitus is really the screams of the ghosts of all the bugs you've killed that are haunting you. That's why it gets worse as you get older!

I went visiting different friends, and each friend I visited fed me beans. They have a strong association with beans and myself, which I have carefully cultivated.

renting that crane twice a year is such a waste

"Last Christmas" is the only Xmas song can get behind, and this is a magnificent take.

Should I get knuckle tattoos that say "fart club"?

"You lot" is the opposite of "y'all" in at least two ways. Discuss.

“In the long run, there are no secrets in science. The universe will not cooperate in a cover-up.”

— Arthur C. Clarke

Wise philosopher: there is nowhere to go where your feelings won’t follow you.

Me, in a Dave & Buster’s, smiling as big as you’ve ever seen: haha what?

A lot of people (a lot) having been saying that if the muppets did Fiddler on the Roof that Kermit would play Tevye which is simply wrong. Fozzy would be Tevye and Kermit would be the tailor Motel Kamzoil. Really hope this puts the drama to rest.

Grading can be fun if you pay attention, sometimes.

Obligatory dog-picture.

How many janitors out there are named Janet?

Here's how science is going for me lately. Where does that vanadium think it's going?