My son wanted to draw Bluey, so we watched Draw with Rob.
Guess who drew which
Guess who drew which
January 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM
My son wanted to draw Bluey, so we watched Draw with Rob.
Guess who drew which
Guess who drew which
Christmas day: Presents, SmolStoker and Mr Stoker went for a walk, I had a 3k run, watched The Dictator and prepped dinner, had dinner, child went to bed, we had a bottle of prosecco, watched TV and ate fuck loads of after eights.
December 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Christmas day: Presents, SmolStoker and Mr Stoker went for a walk, I had a 3k run, watched The Dictator and prepped dinner, had dinner, child went to bed, we had a bottle of prosecco, watched TV and ate fuck loads of after eights.
May 2025: 105kg
December 2025: 75.8kg.
So proud of the achievement!
A mix of Mounjaro, eating way less and investing in an indoor treadmill has got me almost back to my previous weight. Still 15kg to go but it's in sight
December 2025: 75.8kg.
So proud of the achievement!
A mix of Mounjaro, eating way less and investing in an indoor treadmill has got me almost back to my previous weight. Still 15kg to go but it's in sight
December 20, 2025 at 8:10 AM
May 2025: 105kg
December 2025: 75.8kg.
So proud of the achievement!
A mix of Mounjaro, eating way less and investing in an indoor treadmill has got me almost back to my previous weight. Still 15kg to go but it's in sight
December 2025: 75.8kg.
So proud of the achievement!
A mix of Mounjaro, eating way less and investing in an indoor treadmill has got me almost back to my previous weight. Still 15kg to go but it's in sight
SmolStoker is learning to write. Sometimes he comes home with cute stuff like his name or "mummy and daddy" other times it's this:
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
SmolStoker is learning to write. Sometimes he comes home with cute stuff like his name or "mummy and daddy" other times it's this:
Watching a documentary about Sham Marriages.
If you know me, you know.
If you know me, you know.
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Watching a documentary about Sham Marriages.
If you know me, you know.
If you know me, you know.
@vanillin.bsky.social yo are you free on Friday or Saturday this week or Monday or Tuesday next week?
I'm off if you fancy lunch?
I'm off if you fancy lunch?
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
@vanillin.bsky.social yo are you free on Friday or Saturday this week or Monday or Tuesday next week?
I'm off if you fancy lunch?
I'm off if you fancy lunch?
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“Bambi? Yeah, I know Bambi. Great guy. Fuckin’ shame what happened to his mom. Crap, I’m sorry. You can bleep that out, right?”
December 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
“Bambi? Yeah, I know Bambi. Great guy. Fuckin’ shame what happened to his mom. Crap, I’m sorry. You can bleep that out, right?”
Took the boy for breakfast with Santa today. Had a great time.
Santa asked if he'd been good this year and he said "Well a little bit"
Santa asked if he'd been good this year and he said "Well a little bit"
December 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Took the boy for breakfast with Santa today. Had a great time.
Santa asked if he'd been good this year and he said "Well a little bit"
Santa asked if he'd been good this year and he said "Well a little bit"
Little Mr Stoker has agreed that everyone can see a picture of him as Mary in his first school Nativity.
He only dropped baby Jesus twice.
He only dropped baby Jesus twice.
December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Little Mr Stoker has agreed that everyone can see a picture of him as Mary in his first school Nativity.
He only dropped baby Jesus twice.
He only dropped baby Jesus twice.
Quotes from a 4 year old.
"Did you say I could punch testicles"
No. No I didn't.
"Did you say I could punch testicles"
No. No I didn't.
December 6, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Quotes from a 4 year old.
"Did you say I could punch testicles"
No. No I didn't.
"Did you say I could punch testicles"
No. No I didn't.
Yeah. It's not the Enterprise D (for now) but it is SmolStoker's Christmas present.
He loves Minecraft Lego so I'm going with it and buying the ones he likes.
He loves Minecraft Lego so I'm going with it and buying the ones he likes.
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Yeah. It's not the Enterprise D (for now) but it is SmolStoker's Christmas present.
He loves Minecraft Lego so I'm going with it and buying the ones he likes.
He loves Minecraft Lego so I'm going with it and buying the ones he likes.
Took the Smol one to the cinema today to watch Zootropolis 2.
He was super happy to see one of our friends and was the best boy through the whole thing.
He was super happy to see one of our friends and was the best boy through the whole thing.
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Took the Smol one to the cinema today to watch Zootropolis 2.
He was super happy to see one of our friends and was the best boy through the whole thing.
He was super happy to see one of our friends and was the best boy through the whole thing.
Got a new hob. Need a new kitchen now.
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Got a new hob. Need a new kitchen now.
He says he was trying to write his name.
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
He says he was trying to write his name.
11:40 he goes flying into his violin teacher's house. Her response "I wish all my pupils were as enthusiastic as him"
06:50am. SmolStoker woke up 5 minutes ago and is now in bed with us telling us about his ideas for a snack bus. Apparently I'm doing the coffee, Andrew is cooking and the boy is driving the bus
The bus will have bunk beds for people to sleep in and Bacon sandwiches for breakfast
The bus will have bunk beds for people to sleep in and Bacon sandwiches for breakfast
November 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
11:40 he goes flying into his violin teacher's house. Her response "I wish all my pupils were as enthusiastic as him"
06:50am. SmolStoker woke up 5 minutes ago and is now in bed with us telling us about his ideas for a snack bus. Apparently I'm doing the coffee, Andrew is cooking and the boy is driving the bus
The bus will have bunk beds for people to sleep in and Bacon sandwiches for breakfast
The bus will have bunk beds for people to sleep in and Bacon sandwiches for breakfast
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 AM
06:50am. SmolStoker woke up 5 minutes ago and is now in bed with us telling us about his ideas for a snack bus. Apparently I'm doing the coffee, Andrew is cooking and the boy is driving the bus
The bus will have bunk beds for people to sleep in and Bacon sandwiches for breakfast
The bus will have bunk beds for people to sleep in and Bacon sandwiches for breakfast
He needed help with spelling, but he laughed so hard writing these 🤭
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
He needed help with spelling, but he laughed so hard writing these 🤭
@vanillin.bsky.social I saw you this evening whilst I was driving home! You were near the church!
November 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
@vanillin.bsky.social I saw you this evening whilst I was driving home! You were near the church!
The boy is learning to read...this one is about a gran who wants her grandson to be complicit in her crimes.
October 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The boy is learning to read...this one is about a gran who wants her grandson to be complicit in her crimes.
@vanillin.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/7pNsmj...
Memories but with more personality than The Piano Guys 🤣
Memories but with more personality than The Piano Guys 🤣
A Thousand Years (Instrumental Violin & Piano Cover)
open.spotify.com
October 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
@vanillin.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/7pNsmj...
Memories but with more personality than The Piano Guys 🤣
Memories but with more personality than The Piano Guys 🤣
If you want cute. Boy is practicing his violin (he started lessons 4 weeks ago)
October 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If you want cute. Boy is practicing his violin (he started lessons 4 weeks ago)
Reposted by Mrs S
Reposted by Mrs S
YouTube has just suggested the video of Johnny Vegas derailing Adam Hills’ attempt to record a promo for The Last Leg and, just like every other time I’ve watched it, I nearly yoffed from laughing youtu.be/V3RlWbzU8Hw
Johnny Vegas Messing With Adam, Alex & Josh | Outtakes | The Last Leg
YouTube video by The Last Leg
youtu.be
September 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
YouTube has just suggested the video of Johnny Vegas derailing Adam Hills’ attempt to record a promo for The Last Leg and, just like every other time I’ve watched it, I nearly yoffed from laughing youtu.be/V3RlWbzU8Hw
We're moving to Duckula
September 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
We're moving to Duckula