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Stuart Hardman
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Part time brewer and Slash wannabe.
Former part owner of #Pompey
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Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
December 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Another broken Australian?
#pompey
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
#pompey Bluesky, I sully myself so you don't have to.
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Early #Budget25 advice
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
That was one of the worst red card decisions I've ever seen 😂 #pompey
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Southampton have had more managers than wins (4) in the last 51 games.....
November 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This is impressively wrong on many levels from The News...
#pompey
November 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Utterly perplexed by the persistence in playing Chaplin right wing and when he's shite not withdrawing him. #pompey
October 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
In a hotel bar in Aberdeen. American next to me asking all kinds of questions about whisky recommendations. Then says "I'll have a Jaegermeister".
Bar man asks how he wants it.
"With ice, just shake it up"
Still not entirely sure what's just happened.
Has he ever tried it? Does he think it's whisky?
October 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired
September 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
August 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
*Bishop penalty siren*
/QualityCheck
August 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
If #pompey come up against bigger teams this season we're absolutely screwed.
August 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Hey Google, go home, you're drunk.
July 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Tfft
May 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Liz Truss: 'i killed the Queen'

JD Vance: 'hold my lettuce'
April 21, 2025 at 8:57 AM
One year ago today #Pompey won promotion. My favourite memory isn't Shaughnessy smashing that header in, it was after the match outside the ground. My mate tapping Paddy Lane on the shoulder and saying "Excuse me mate, that's our cab", piling in past him and then heading down to O'Neills. 😂
April 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Still not sure why Bishop is #pompey penalty taker. They're all shite.
April 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ffs #pompey.
The one time Ogs misses a header
April 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Hypothetically speaking could a countries leader be done for insider trading/market manipulation?
I would love to see who had sold/bought/sold shares over the last few weeks...
April 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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"Doctor doctor, I keep thinking I'm in the wrong joke!"
"Who's there?"
"What?"
"What who?"
"What do you mean 'What who"?"
"Edward Woodward"
April 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Hideous match to watch but a really well ground out win by #pompey
March 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Due to #pompey staying on the other site, I'll repost this here...
March 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Partial eclipse from Portsmouth
March 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM