STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES
@stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social
#RESIST! Here to share STOOPID FUNNY JOKES, SO STOOPID, they're FUNNY. Aka BAD JOKES that make you LAFF. Gnomesayin'? HAVE FUN. LET'S DO THIS! Aka @scottietakeson.bluesky.social here & @jokestersonly.bluesky.social #MightAsWellLaugh Retired RN/ Navy vet
2/ Finta go outside, look around, have a bite...take a nap...my usual...be back on here later, Doc @docatcdi.com & @rebelb1ue.bsky.social on this acct in case RB wants an answer to "WHERE do you WEIGH a PIE?" NO CHEATING! Can't access @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social on phone. ttyl...
February 14, 2026 at 7:13 PM
2/ Finta go outside, look around, have a bite...take a nap...my usual...be back on here later, Doc @docatcdi.com & @rebelb1ue.bsky.social on this acct in case RB wants an answer to "WHERE do you WEIGH a PIE?" NO CHEATING! Can't access @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social on phone. ttyl...
Besides a POUND of $100 bills, ya mean?
February 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Besides a POUND of $100 bills, ya mean?
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February 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Thx, M, for including my @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social AND my @scottietakeson.bsky.social accts in this STARTER PACK along w/ SO MANY of my FAVORITE PPL...too many to list. Several new ppl to add to my EVERYDAY HEROES STARTER PACK #17, too, I hope, after invites sent. Much obliged! HAPPY V-DAY!
February 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Thx, M, for including my @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social AND my @scottietakeson.bsky.social accts in this STARTER PACK along w/ SO MANY of my FAVORITE PPL...too many to list. Several new ppl to add to my EVERYDAY HEROES STARTER PACK #17, too, I hope, after invites sent. Much obliged! HAPPY V-DAY!
8/ OK, I LIED! LAST ONE for today...instead of another Joke, THIS is how I FEEL. I don't KNOW abt the rest of you. My question is: WHO is going to STOP HIM? WHEN/WHERE? How about NOW? Cya tomorrow. Have a nice Valentines Day! HASTA TAMALE! @jokestersonly.bsky.social @scottietakeson.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
8/ OK, I LIED! LAST ONE for today...instead of another Joke, THIS is how I FEEL. I don't KNOW abt the rest of you. My question is: WHO is going to STOP HIM? WHEN/WHERE? How about NOW? Cya tomorrow. Have a nice Valentines Day! HASTA TAMALE! @jokestersonly.bsky.social @scottietakeson.bsky.social
7/ More "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @jokestersonly.bsky.social @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc...
February 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
7/ More "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @jokestersonly.bsky.social @scottietakeson.bsky.social tbc...
6/ More "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @jokestersonly.bsky.social @scottietakeson.bsky.social Might as well toss in a couple w/ elephants in honor of our friend, @judithbolyard.bsky.social in Thailand. Wow! Never saw a TUSK like THAT! tbc...Get well SOON, JUDITH!
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
6/ More "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @jokestersonly.bsky.social @scottietakeson.bsky.social Might as well toss in a couple w/ elephants in honor of our friend, @judithbolyard.bsky.social in Thailand. Wow! Never saw a TUSK like THAT! tbc...Get well SOON, JUDITH!
5/ More "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @jokestersonly.bsky.social @scottietakeson.bsky.social More of the Valentines theme. tbc...that 1st one's COLD, eh?
February 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
5/ More "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @jokestersonly.bsky.social @scottietakeson.bsky.social More of the Valentines theme. tbc...that 1st one's COLD, eh?
4/ More "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @jokestersonly.bsky.social @scottietakeson.bsky.social One for you cat lovers out there @carolineheldman.bsky.social tbc...
February 14, 2026 at 6:10 PM
4/ More "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @jokestersonly.bsky.social @scottietakeson.bsky.social One for you cat lovers out there @carolineheldman.bsky.social tbc...
3/ More "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @jokestersonly.bsky.social @scottietakeson.bsky.social WHOOPS! How'd that POLITICS, BABY! get in there? OH well...just continuing w/ Valentines Day theme, + famous photo of the GREAT Louis Armstrong playing for his wife in front of the Sphinx. Wow! tbc...
February 14, 2026 at 6:07 PM
3/ More "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like". @jokestersonly.bsky.social @scottietakeson.bsky.social WHOOPS! How'd that POLITICS, BABY! get in there? OH well...just continuing w/ Valentines Day theme, + famous photo of the GREAT Louis Armstrong playing for his wife in front of the Sphinx. Wow! tbc...
2/ WHOA! Didn't think I forgot to add another "BADASS SONG @drginnymac.bsky.social Might Like" that younger ppl might not be familiar with, did ya? SHEE-it! Here's Jimi & "Red House" www.youtube.com/watch?v=_whI... Not 1 of his most famous, but BADASS from the G.O.A.T. The rest pretenders/wannabes.
Red House
YouTube video by Jimi Hendrix - Topic
www.youtube.com
February 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
2/ WHOA! Didn't think I forgot to add another "BADASS SONG @drginnymac.bsky.social Might Like" that younger ppl might not be familiar with, did ya? SHEE-it! Here's Jimi & "Red House" www.youtube.com/watch?v=_whI... Not 1 of his most famous, but BADASS from the G.O.A.T. The rest pretenders/wannabes.
Hey! How about some "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like"? Saying F IT! to POLITICS, BABY! today...not in the mood, gnomesayin'? In FACT, SICK of it all....gets WORSE EVERY DAY...unreal...so...here we goooooo....
February 14, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Hey! How about some "Jokes @docatcdi.com Might Like"? Saying F IT! to POLITICS, BABY! today...not in the mood, gnomesayin'? In FACT, SICK of it all....gets WORSE EVERY DAY...unreal...so...here we goooooo....
2/ Reminds of joke about being cruel to have an "S" in the word "LISP"....LITHP? ....O_O
February 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
2/ Reminds of joke about being cruel to have an "S" in the word "LISP"....LITHP? ....O_O
Thankth !! Thank you tho much!...
February 14, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Thankth !! Thank you tho much!...
9- Bear, cat, wolf, rabbit, bird, cow, butterfly, eagle, giraffe ??
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
9- Bear, cat, wolf, rabbit, bird, cow, butterfly, eagle, giraffe ??
THO THILLY! THEE THAT one Doc? (my 4 Docs- Docth?) @drginnymac.bsky.social @docatcdi.com @carolineheldman.bsky.social @docmurphydog.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
THO THILLY! THEE THAT one Doc? (my 4 Docs- Docth?) @drginnymac.bsky.social @docatcdi.com @carolineheldman.bsky.social @docmurphydog.bsky.social