Nick Hall
@stopgostop.bsky.social
“Purveyor of Treasure” - Memorial Device
"A Select New Zealander" - Vox Pop Labs
"Shows traits of a gang member. Not one of the brightest and the best" - Christopher Luxon, Prime Middle Manager of Aotearoa New Zealand
"A Select New Zealander" - Vox Pop Labs
"Shows traits of a gang member. Not one of the brightest and the best" - Christopher Luxon, Prime Middle Manager of Aotearoa New Zealand
The 4D chess version of clickbait
January 21, 2026 at 12:29 AM
The 4D chess version of clickbait
There are two reasons to vote National
1. You’re in the top 1% of wealthy NZers
2. You’ve been kicked in the head by a horse
If you’re one of those people who think that voting National will help you get into that 1%, think again. Your increased wealth will dilute theirs and they DO NOT WANT THAT
1. You’re in the top 1% of wealthy NZers
2. You’ve been kicked in the head by a horse
If you’re one of those people who think that voting National will help you get into that 1%, think again. Your increased wealth will dilute theirs and they DO NOT WANT THAT
January 20, 2026 at 10:30 PM
There are two reasons to vote National
1. You’re in the top 1% of wealthy NZers
2. You’ve been kicked in the head by a horse
If you’re one of those people who think that voting National will help you get into that 1%, think again. Your increased wealth will dilute theirs and they DO NOT WANT THAT
1. You’re in the top 1% of wealthy NZers
2. You’ve been kicked in the head by a horse
If you’re one of those people who think that voting National will help you get into that 1%, think again. Your increased wealth will dilute theirs and they DO NOT WANT THAT
I have never knowingly heard an Ed Sheeran song
January 20, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I have never knowingly heard an Ed Sheeran song
One of the greatest, if not THE greatest, single ever
January 20, 2026 at 5:26 PM
One of the greatest, if not THE greatest, single ever
I’ve done a lot of research into this, and the cost of rework caused by people using pseudoephedrine far outweighs the cost benefit of them coming back to work earlier
Actually I haven’t, but it feels about right, and it’s 2026 so I can make stuff up and post it as fact like Seymour does
Actually I haven’t, but it feels about right, and it’s 2026 so I can make stuff up and post it as fact like Seymour does
January 19, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I’ve done a lot of research into this, and the cost of rework caused by people using pseudoephedrine far outweighs the cost benefit of them coming back to work earlier
Actually I haven’t, but it feels about right, and it’s 2026 so I can make stuff up and post it as fact like Seymour does
Actually I haven’t, but it feels about right, and it’s 2026 so I can make stuff up and post it as fact like Seymour does
Spark. Not ideal ethically, but the overall package worked out cheapest
January 19, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Spark. Not ideal ethically, but the overall package worked out cheapest
Why aren’t the government all over the media shouting about how they’ve reduced the cost of living for meth users?
January 19, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Why aren’t the government all over the media shouting about how they’ve reduced the cost of living for meth users?
If I hadn’t already left OneNz, I’d do it now
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 PM
If I hadn’t already left OneNz, I’d do it now
They just read the title
Like the BBC did when their music for the 2012 Olympic Games was “London Calling” …
Like the BBC did when their music for the 2012 Olympic Games was “London Calling” …
January 19, 2026 at 12:14 AM
They just read the title
Like the BBC did when their music for the 2012 Olympic Games was “London Calling” …
Like the BBC did when their music for the 2012 Olympic Games was “London Calling” …
The review is right, there is hope, notably in the joyous version of “Everybody’s Coming To My House“
January 19, 2026 at 12:11 AM
The review is right, there is hope, notably in the joyous version of “Everybody’s Coming To My House“
We saw him last week. Astonishingly good
He’s not happy about what’s going on, and boy, does it show. The level of anger builds and builds, and “Life During Wartime” towards the end of the set was brilliant
He’s not happy about what’s going on, and boy, does it show. The level of anger builds and builds, and “Life During Wartime” towards the end of the set was brilliant
January 19, 2026 at 12:05 AM
We saw him last week. Astonishingly good
He’s not happy about what’s going on, and boy, does it show. The level of anger builds and builds, and “Life During Wartime” towards the end of the set was brilliant
He’s not happy about what’s going on, and boy, does it show. The level of anger builds and builds, and “Life During Wartime” towards the end of the set was brilliant
There are some absolute corkers in that lot
January 18, 2026 at 10:07 AM
There are some absolute corkers in that lot
Luxon is so far below average that he needs a giant periscope to see it
January 18, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Luxon is so far below average that he needs a giant periscope to see it
More like “Nation in a Right State” speech
January 18, 2026 at 10:03 AM
More like “Nation in a Right State” speech
It would be a start if they didn’t charge New Zealanders export prices
January 18, 2026 at 1:59 AM
It would be a start if they didn’t charge New Zealanders export prices
I always, always, walk down the platform, to find somewhere I can stand with my back to the wall
Because I am shit-scared of being pushed onto the rails and getting fried by a Zillion Volts, all thanks to something I saw on Blue Peter when I was a kid
Because I am shit-scared of being pushed onto the rails and getting fried by a Zillion Volts, all thanks to something I saw on Blue Peter when I was a kid
January 16, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I always, always, walk down the platform, to find somewhere I can stand with my back to the wall
Because I am shit-scared of being pushed onto the rails and getting fried by a Zillion Volts, all thanks to something I saw on Blue Peter when I was a kid
Because I am shit-scared of being pushed onto the rails and getting fried by a Zillion Volts, all thanks to something I saw on Blue Peter when I was a kid
Makes the (generally regarded as expensive) coffee in New Zealand feel like a bargain
January 16, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Makes the (generally regarded as expensive) coffee in New Zealand feel like a bargain
One of his first solo tours after Talking Heads split up, so early’90s
January 14, 2026 at 10:17 AM
One of his first solo tours after Talking Heads split up, so early’90s
Do songs next, I’ve got a really good one
January 14, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Do songs next, I’ve got a really good one
No. I love a good protest song
January 14, 2026 at 10:00 AM
No. I love a good protest song
I have zero tolerance for this kid of shit, and suggest that a suitable punishment* is for the car to be crushed, AND the driver pay a fine equivalent to the cost of a brand new equivalent car
* MINIMUM
* MINIMUM
January 14, 2026 at 9:56 AM
I have zero tolerance for this kid of shit, and suggest that a suitable punishment* is for the car to be crushed, AND the driver pay a fine equivalent to the cost of a brand new equivalent car
* MINIMUM
* MINIMUM